2016 In Review

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Hello to my faithful readers, and to all of my first time readers I bid you the warmest of welcomes as well. I hope that you all have had an orgasmic day and are ready climax even higher as we plunge into the erotic realm of virtual reality. Rather than reviewing just one vr porn flick, I shall be critiquing the entire vr porn industry. I am doing this so that I can help vr porn virgins to know what to expect and be a voice for all of you experienced vr porn citizens out there. So I will be highlighting what I think the industry is getting right so far and some things that I hope that they fix in the New Year. Let’s get started shall we.

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The Pro’s

THE PORN: I have said it before and I will say it again Virtual Reality IS the future of the porn industry. The best part about virtual reality is that the possibilities are endless. You want to know what it is like to look down at the top of Mia Malkova’s head as she gags on your throbbing dick? Well with Virtual reality porn you can. Maybe you are into hentai and want to bang that anime beauty until squirts digital juice all over you. With Virtual reality porn you can. Do you want to cheat on your girlfriend/wife with 3 insanely hot babes but don’t want to end the relationship by contracting some type of STD. Well you guessed it, Vr porn has a solution for you. So as you can see not even the sky is the limit for VR porn’s potential. Even with what’s available now we can get all of theses things and moving forward into next year I hope that we just see more of it.

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THE GAMES: Another great aspect to the vr porn industry is that now we can get involved in the action through the form of Vr porn games. Gone are the days that we were merely observers on the sidelines having to pretend that we wanted that hot milf to stop riding our cocks and go back to draining the life juice from our dicks. Now we can tell her to keep bouncing on our pogo stick till we pop a load off in her lady garden. This is a beautiful thing because when you are seconds away from getting your serpent to shoot its venom the last thing you want is a change of pace. Furthermore, these games really immerse you into the vr porn on a whole other level. You can even interact with other real people through these virtual reality games such as 3dxchat. Insane I know.

THE TECH: The technology that is out there today for virtual reality just blows my mind. You have the main gear such as the vr headset like the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, and Samsung Gear VR. Then you have other off brand vr headsets and google cardboard that support your smartphone devices. This gear is amazing. The developers have done such a good job making comfortable equipment that expels the outside world and pulls you into the virtual reality one. After that the tech just gets down right ridicules. Products like Kiiroo’s Onyx and Pearl interactive masturbators for two-way pleasure online will allow you to have sex with someone thousands of miles away. It can also be coupled with some of the interactive games available to really feel the action. Other products like the flashlight Vstoker can also simulate the action in some of your favorite vr porn films. Its stuff like this that really makes me believe that there is nothing that the human race can’t do when we put our minds to it.

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The Con’s

THE PORN: Although the experience is truly one of a kind, I have some issues with where we are at as of now with the vr porn. First and probably number one complaint would be the lack of free full-length vr porn content available. Unlike the standard porn flicks that have an overwhelming amount of free full length content vr porn just isn’t that saturated yet to host a ton of free full-length vr porn videos. However, there are some sites trying like vrporn.com who host free content. Pornhub also has a vr category now that is free and has some full-length videos. Another issue that I have with the current content is that there isn’t a lot of content available for women. That’s right I said it and I am a dude. However, I believe in equality and that women have the right to flick their bean to some top quality vr porn. My girlfriend watches some vr porn stuff from time to time but often loses interest quickly. In her own words “ I don’t have a dick, so it doesn’t really simulate a believable sexual experience for me”. So ladies I am with you on this one, 2017 needs to give us more female perspective videos of a hot big dick stud treating you to some toe curling action. My last major critic for the vr porn going into the New Year is for the vr studios to really work on their plots. Porn is not just about sex but also about fantasy. Fantasy is an imaginative story and the vr studios need to tell us these stories. The best way for them to do this is to hone in their short storytelling skills.

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THE GAMES: My hope for the gaming side of vr porn in 2017 would be for better cross platform options. I would say that right now most vr porn users only have one platform to access the virtual reality realm whether it be the Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, Gear VR, or other. So it would be much appreciate for developers to create games that can be played on all of these devices. Other than that I just hope to see vr graphics to continue to get better and for there just to be more games created.

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THE TECH: I have been so impressed with technology that has been made available this year that I have very little to complain about. Honestly, at this point I don’t really know how they could improve. The only thing that comes to mind with my Gear VR headset would be that sometimes I have trouble with the lenses fogging up. This can be very annoying when I am really into a vr experience. I would like them to incorporate some audio features into the equipment as well to take the illusion of reality even a step further. Finally, I would just like someone to set a standard on the viewing experience. I hate having to pick through the millions of options like SBS 180, Mono 360, Top and bottom 3D 360, ext. can we just pick one and stick to it by now.

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Closing Thought’s

Overall, 2016 has been an amazing year for virtual reality and virtual reality porn. I know that as we go into this New Year we are in store for amazing new and improved things that will leave us in awe. I hope to see some of my constructive criticism heeded in 2017 and to be able to bring to you my readers the best the industry has to offer. Happy New Years and may 2017 be a year full of euphoric vr experiences for you all.

With Love,

The Critic