Associating beautiful women with bunnies, an eternal symbol of fertility and sexual arousal, is the marketing and public relations element of geniuses that helped people like Hugh Hefner succeed in business and life. Is there a better metaphor for an extremely horny lady than that of a hot bunny who just can’t resort to carrots? Well, I took some time to think about this question and couldn’t be able to come up with a reasonable example and explanation.
Therefore, we take it for granted that associating sultry ladies with bunnies is a successful recipe that guarantees arousal. The absence of a greater example generates factual acceptance and validity, and there really isn’t much to argue about. The thought of becoming as sexually active as bunnies is enough for most of us to trigger a sudden arousal. Would you like to be with a pretty woman and give her a sexual fix by channeling the mating energy and techniques of a bunny? Most certainly, yes!
And there’s no better time of the year to fulfill this fantasy and push for the hare sexual imagery than Easter; our globalized culture has imported the German tradition and symbolism of the Easter bunny, and the leap from a children’s fairytale to an adult fantasy is only natural. After all, I think we’ve all seen that Snow White porn adaptation and it must be imprinted on our eyeball retinas for eternity as a life-changing moment and childhood-ender.
Correspondingly, Easter is the time of the year when we like to fantasize about Easter bunnies with big breasts who aren’t Lola Bunny from the 90s cult hit, Space Jam. VR porn studios give us the perfect opportunity to explore this undeniably hot scenario involving human babes with bunny ears and tails, who behave like their animal representations. We like to have sex like bunnies, and this is the perfect opportunity to make it as literal and in-your-face as possible! So strap that VR headset on after you’ve made sure that you’re not to be disturbed for a whole hour, and get ready for yet another adult adventure with VRPorn.com!
“Easter Bunnies” by WankzVR
I’ve got to admit that the opening of this film reminds me of some very psychedelic films from the late 1960s: so trippy that you might as well catch a glimpse of all the scenes described by John Lennon in “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds“, and I’m specifically talking about the girl with kaleidoscope eyes. In the first few moments, you get the chance to look around and get immersed in the environment: you’re a guy who sits on the grass and has a picnic with the Easter eggs he must have found in the grass just a few minutes ago.
So far, it seems like a rather regular and ordinary activity for the Easter morning. You take a look at the environment and notice the large house to your left, the palm tree straight ahead, and the large fence which surrounds the perimeter. Clearly, you’re doing pretty well financially if you can afford to live in such great conditions! However, the situation is about to get twisted once you unwrap one of the chocolate eggs and ingest it – it’s about to get trippy, man!
First of all, the environment changes and you notice how colorful the eggs surround the previously-empty garden. They’re all pretty psychedelic-colored and look like they were somehow digitally-drawn, but this just can’t be the case, as you can’t be inside a digital dream if everything else looks so realistic. But that’s not the only weird factor. In a The Matrix-esque style, a blue candy bunny and a purple candy bunny magically appear in your hands. They look pretty tasty and somehow in tone with the rest of the decorations, but you drop them immediately after you notice how a giant suit-wearing bunny slowly approaches you!
Oh man, these Easter eggs must have enriched the chocolate with some shrooms or acid tabs! It’s not like this augmented slash enriched reality looks bad or scary (unless you get scared by human-sized bunnies), but you really have to get used to the new scenario and figure out what it is exactly that you have to do.
You’re just like Alice and this is the Wonderland; this is how far eating an Easter egg has taken you. The giant bunny talks to you and has a really pimp-like presence and attitude, as a giant carrot acts like his trustworthy staff. He’s about to give you the most desirable and least trippy Easter gift ever!
Sure, listening to the human-sized hare can be a real delight if you truly are under the influence of psychedelic substances. You might even think that this is a return to the roots of the Easter bunny, and you’re the child who’s getting judged for his actions throughout the year. The gifts would be proportional to a number of good deeds and his overall niceness (and if you were naughty, then your reward would be petty or negligent). And if it really is so, then you must have been a true hero and a real example for every human being on the planet, since your reward from this pimp bunny consists in the immediate appearance of two female bunnies: the Latina beauty Gina Valentina, and the angel-looking blonde Bailey Brookes!
It’s a real delight to discover that these sweet ladies are tested and well-versed veterans of the Wankz roster and they have previously starred in some very high-quality and revered productions of the studio. The sultry and petite Brazilian darling Gina has been the undeniable star of the Christmas special “Santa’s Wankzshop” (reviewed in the second episode of VR Porn Orgy Reviews), whilst the fair-haired California girl Bailey has gorgeously depicted the nature of free market capitalism in “Sweet Competition” (reviewed in the 34th episode of VR Porn Threesome Reviews). Both of them are very young and still within their first couple of years in the porn industry (the Latina darling is slightly more experienced, despite just having turned 20 in February), so we should expect freshness, passion, lots of energy, and a lot of enthusiasm! Also, given the fact that neither of the babes is a debutante in VR porn, we should totally look forward to improvements in their performances.
Now, let’s talk about the action and what it is that you get during this magical hour. The two darlings in bunny costumes are the reward of the pimp-looking Easter bunny who must have evaluated you via high esteem. Correspondingly, you’re in for a lot of sluttiness, since you don’t have to make any kind of effort to get this steamy threesome, and the babes’ purpose doesn’t include anything outside sexual activities. To put it plainly, you’re about to have sex like a bunny with some authentic bunny-looking and bunny-tempered ladies!
After this psychedelic, somewhat weird but somehow awesome introduction to the film, plot, and setting, the narrative begins to tell a story through the collective and individual actions of Gina Valentina and Bailey Brookes. Yes, you might say the focus on story-telling dissolves in raunchy and intense sex, but that’s not necessarily a bad asset – the intro presents the reason why this happens and suggests that this might as well happen in your head, due to the mind-altering Easter egg you have eaten. The good news is that everything is insanely off the hook and crazily awesome!
The Latina sweetheart Gina Valentina and the Californian angel Bailey Brookes are ready to satisfy your every need and exceed any sexual expectation that you might have. Would you like an hour-long pounding with them, which involves a double blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style? Then you’re in the right place!
How can you possibly wish for more? You’re dealing with two of the hottest women in all of porn, they have a great chemistry together, they’re young and beautiful, and they’re willing to give all of their attention to you! When they first approach you, they wear fake fluffy ears and carry gift baskets that they joyfully offer to you. However, it isn’t exactly their cuteness that they want to display. When Gina uncovers her beautiful all-natural breasts and begins to slowly tug your cock as a way of teasing you and getting you ready for what’s about to come, you know that this is unlike anything and everything you’ve ever seen in virtual reality porn.
Furthermore, you have to observe just how close to each other Gina and Bailey seem. They never miss an opportunity to kiss, they caress each other’s bodies with their tiny and velvet-like hands, and they just have a great chemistry together. It doesn’t look like they were randomly spawned on the scene and told to satisfy you by the magical pimp hare, they seem to know each other well and manifest their passion and fondness with every small gesture.
The permanent smiles and high energy levels are absolute marks of youthfulness and joy to be alive and sexually potent. If Gina Valentina and Bailey Brooke want you to have the time of your life while you thrust your meaty penis inside their tight and moist pussies, then you will do it their way and enjoy it just as much as you would have if your will was free.
Even if you only watched Gina and Bailey kiss each other and tease you, it would have still been a top-notch film and a worthwhile experience. However, now that you witness just how passionate and immensely great a blowjob can be if it comes from them, you know that this is a premium A++ experience and you’re truly privileged to be able to have it. Are the hardcore cowgirl riding and doggy style cock thrusting enough to get the most out of these sultry bunnies? I think it suffices, though you will permanently feel as if you can’t get enough of either.
Some missionary could have been nice, but this is so amazing, immersive, and intense, that you will stop making lists and take a break from thinking about technicalities that occur behind the camera. “Easter Bunnies” is a really impressive and memorable film to get immersed in, and you’re bound to keep this hour-long piece in your eyes and in your heart for a long time!
WankzVR has once again hit and sustained the sweet high note with “Easter Bunnies”. The studio has spoiled us during Christmas time with “Santa’s Wankzshop”, and gives us an equally great experience now. This is yet another perfect 10 thanks to the beauty, youthfulness, and intensity it depicts!
You really have to feel that action in order to understand why this is a perfect 10 title – it lacks a solid plot, but it builds a scenario where you can simply make up a story of your own and live in a personal fantasy involving female Easter bunnies who look like humans and fuck like beasts. The beauty of the film is in the endless ways of perceiving the action, even though only 3 major sexual positions are being used.
We’re talking about 61 minutes of pure bliss, which contain some of the greatest video editing and an impressive use of video filtering. Also, it’s really interesting to see how the time transitions, and the daylight gradually diminishes to the point where you’ll believe you’re witnessing the dusk. Whether you believe this is all real or just a chocolate egg-induced psychedelic trip, that’s a matter of preference. What is really important is your overall satisfaction with the high-quality and intense sex.
Gina Valentina and Bailey Brookes play the most important role and make you fall in love with their combination of beauty, grace, and raw kinkiness. They simply know how to have sex and combine tender lesbian moments with a type of hardcore riding that’s so intense and fast-paced that you will believe that resisting throughout the 61 minutes is nearly impossible! The psychology of the babes is incredible, and they know how to play with our minds and like them to the highest degree possible and that’s something that makes up for elaborate plots with lots of spoken lines, or a plethora of sexual positions. This isn’t Leo Tolstoy’s “War and Peace”, nor is it an enactment of a book of Kamasutra – it’s a prime example of a top-notch VR FFM threesome and how it should be done.
If it’s Easter day and you somehow have an hour just for yourself, I recommend that you give this film a chance. It has everything you would expect from a great hardcore VR film and so much beauty that you might just start drooling. Happy Easter and thank me later!
copshock says
This has got to be one of the best girl-girl tandem. I love holidays!