VR Porn Threesome Reviews: Oktoberfest!

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In the Southern German region of Bavaria, drinking beer is a really important activity and part of the local lifestyle. As a matter of fact, up to 6 million people from all around the world gather around the city of Munich during mid-September just to drink their favorite bitter and foamy alcoholic beverage and have a good time. The festival is called Oktoberfest, has been around on an annual basis since 1811, and this year’s edition has gloriously commenced on September 16th.

The reason why this tradition has lived on is its simplicity and focus on totally relatable activities: you drink gallons of beer, sing and dance along with your friends or the cheerful Bavarians, watch parades, and maybe even attend some horse races. But there are two elements that make it special and distinguishable from every other similar event around the world: first of all, only beer that was made in the Bavarian region can be served at the festival. This means that you only get good stuff from local breweries that have been in the business for centuries and know what’s really good (unlike the bottled diluted junk we get from supermarkets).

How about some all-natural German babes to devour your cock? To them, beer is only their second favorite beverage! Image credit: Oktobeerfest Is Here!

Secondly, the ladies who serve the beer in traditional costumes are known for their incredible good looks and sex appeal. The fact that you drink a few pints might just influence the participants’ perception of beauty, but there is no clear record of any one of them complaining about the babes not being hot enough. On the contrary, these gorgeous (and often times busty) sweethearts are every man’s dream: they bring you excellent beer, treat you nicely, and might even make a move on you. This last element isn’t very common to the 6 million participants, but in the magical world of VR porn, you’re always the special one. Consequently, you go to the festival to have a pint and end up having an awesome threesome.

“Oktobeerfest Is Here!” by CzechVR

In their quest to deliver an authentic full hour of Oktoberfest vibes, CzechVR has really done their homework this time. Obviously, they couldn’t film the action in the middle at the street during the festival, so they had to choose a very Bavarian-looking indoors setting with wooden tables, pints, and two gorgeous ladies with braided ponytails and traditional Southern German costumes. In this department, they seem to have tried their best to capture the atmosphere of an inn’s cellar.

But the most important decision they have made as producers revolves around the casting: both ladies are genuinely German, speak the language, and know the customs. Lullu Gun is a petite blue-eyed brunette whose natural B-cup breasts and her stylish tattoos really make her stand out. Conversely, Coco Kiss is a tall all-natural sweetheart with sparkling brown eyes and long legs that can drive you mad. The former is much more experienced in porn and has some titles under her belt, whilst the latter is a shyer debutante who tries to conceal her lack of experience with sheer enthusiasm, sensuality, and gorgeousness.

The approach that the studio has taken in terms of presentation is also very interesting and portrays a kinky switch from an early voyeurism to the more exciting POV hardcore action. At first, you watch the two babes feast on each other’s sweet coochies, and after that, you finally join the action and dominate them like you certainly desire. The action lasts for nearly 52 minutes and naturally switches from passionate love-making to nastier hardcore while transitioning positions and places. Overall, the result is pretty glorious and does justice to the celebration.

Before you can get your filthy hands (and clean cock) on these sultry German ladies, they make sweet love to each other, which means that you start as a voyeur.

At first, you’re just a voyeur and the two tipsy hard workers take care of each other’s Sapphic needs. Image credit: Oktoeerfest Is Here!

It’s funny how the best and worst part of the film is simultaneously given by the actresses’ choice to speak German. It’s incredible to have a truly authentic experience and feel like you really are in the middle of an affair involving real Oktoberfest waitresses, but it’s disappointing to be unable to understand the dialogues. Part of me wishes I spoke German just to be able to understand what they’re saying, but my personal experience with the language has been pretty Mark Twain-esque.

However, according to the synopsis of the film and the context that’s being presented visually, it’s about the closing hours and how two sweet ladies who served beer during the festival finally get some time to enjoy themselves. They’ve waited table all day long serving beer, so they’re pretty much deserving to have a little bit of the bitter alcoholic beverage. The only problem is that they get carried away, get tipsy and can’t hold back their lustful feelings anymore. Within seconds, they will be on the table taking their clothes off, kissing, rubbing each other’s pussy and fingering like there’s no tomorrow.

Now this is a very nice and convenient way of ending a hard day at work, isn’t it? Certainly, the best part about it is that you witness the events unfold. The worst part is that you’re still passive and can’t intervene (you only have the role of a voyeur). But how can you be dissatisfied with this kind of sweet Sapphic love-making? Coco Kiss and Lullu Gun make love in the language of Nietzsche and stare into each other’s abyss during an intensive pussy licking session.

The element that seems a little weird is the fact that the tattooed blue-eyed brunette stares at you while pleasuring Coco, yet you’re uncertain if your presence is acknowledged or you’re supposed to be a ghostly presence. That’s what you get for not understanding German!

When you finally get to play your alpha male role, the German babes are really eager to choke on your strudel and ride it with passion: relentless blowjobs, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary on the table… you name it!

Drilling the young debutante Coco is a deeply satisfying experience. Image credit: Oktobeerfest Is Here!

The amount of teasing you get is highly satisfying and the cornerstone of a kingly treatment. It’s the pleasure of the two tipsy darlings to take off your pants, play with your hard cock, suck on it, and then whisper in your ear what it is that they want from you. They’re classy and sophisticated babes, but it appears that their desires are quite simple and more than doable. As a matter of fact, it’s like they have read your mind!

One key element that should be pointed out in regards to the chemistry of the ladies is the clear dominance of Lullu Gun. The tattooed darling, despite not being smaller than her leggy partner, controls the action and makes sure she’s always in charge. From the way in which she places the silky underwear between Coco Kiss’ buttcheeks and all the way to her selfish manipulating moves during the intense sex scenes, she’s the alpha female in this love triangle. The situation makes a lot of sense since she is also the babe with more experience in the field. Therefore, it’s safe to say that this is an initiation process for the sweet tall babe Coco.

But it’s not like the younger brown-eyed sweetheart is a prude. She can be as perverted and dirty as her partner pushes her to be. And this can clearly be seen in the ways she’s gobbling on your hard cock and her well-developed riding skills. Correspondingly, it’s safe to say that the hardcore action feels pretty balanced, with two sweethearts who seem more than willing to take your hard cock in every way possible.

The sexual positions used are more than satisfactory, and the fact that you even take the action on the table where beer used to be served really makes it all feel like a full circle: at first pints of fine brewery have been covering most of the space, but now it’s the turn of gorgeous female bodies, sweat, and seminal fluids. In the end, you’re destined to splash your sticky cum all over these cheeky German ladies’ faces!

I’m glad that Oktoberfest time is finally here because CzechVR’s “Oktobeerfest Is Here!” is an authentic depiction of European cultural heritage and one that gets perfectly blended with the era of sexual liberation we live in. My rating is a well-deserved 9.75 out of 10.

Maybe that serving beer all day long does make Oktoberfest waitresses feel thirsty for a good brew and hungry for meaty cock. But then again, how many people out of the 6 million who attend the Munich festival every year get to find out these facts by having sex with the babes? Probably very few of them. Thankfully, CzechVR has thought about our fantasies and well-being by producing this very cultural title that will certainly find appeal among European audiences.

Exploring the deep fantasies of two authentic German girls during Oktoberfest is a must-have experience for every beer drinker! Image credit: Oktobeerfest Is Here!

German speakers will especially enjoy the scenes since the dialogue makes sense and enhances the whole experience. But there’s nothing to complain when authenticity is being depicted. As a matter of fact, you will end your nearly hour-long journey feeling both sexually satisfied and more cultured. It’s admirable that a virtual reality porn can have such an accomplishment and this is one of the main reasons why I recommend this immersive experience.

Furthermore, the decision to switch from voyeurism to POV is always welcome and appreciated, since it offers variety and helps the viewer get accustomed to the environment to a greater extent. Watching lesbian action is never an offer one can turn down, and becoming progressively more involved until the situation gets physical can be a very fulfilling sensation.

Probably the only drawbacks are the lack of doggy style screwing, and the indoors setting that gets worn out and stops reflecting the Oktoberfest vibe pretty quickly. Otherwise, both Coco Kiss and Lullu Gun are absolutely stunning, offer a mesmerizingly-beautiful and satisfying experience, and have a surprisingly good chemistry together. I expect that the studio casts them in plenty of other productions where the use of German language is required (maybe a Christmas special which presents the Germanic origins of Santa Claus would be nice too!).

If you’re into beer drinking, like the whole Oktoberfest culture and have a preference for all-natural German ladies, then Oktobeerfest Is Here! is definitely your flick. It will keep you satisfied for nearly an hour, and then give you the option to rewatch it indefinitely for unlimited orgasms!