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When you’re young, horny, and go to parties where alcohol is consumed, the likelihood of making otherwise regretful decisions increases by the dozen. Sure, there are always variables like sexual attractiveness and previous unfulfilled desires that set apart boring sausage fests from real balls with orgy potential, but let’s just assume that the situation is ideal. You get invited to a pool party where you seem to be the only male guest and there’s plenty of alcohol to be ingested in small shot glasses.
Certainly, this is an idealized situation that’s conveniently made for VR porn. When was the last time you went to a so-called “party” just to discover that it’s only you and the lady host? That can only occur if the babe likes you a little too much but is afraid of saying it to your face. It’s part of the shy approach that lures your mate into a private space, and usually, it’s the males who try this method.
This following film is sponsored by alcohol – because no threesome was ever started after having milk and cookies. Image credit: Battleshots
If a female friend shows up at the event just to make it seem less weird, then it’s safe to assume that the guest has the hots for you and tries really hard to hide it until the moment is right. And the presence of plentiful alcohol ensures that halfway through the event you will all be too drunk to make sane judgments and the likeliness of making reckless decisions increases dramatically.
So are you ready to experience this weirdly-realistic experience of getting so drunk that anything and everything goes? Well, you better be, as VirtualRealPorn has prepared a really interesting voyeur-POV delight that’s backed by one of the most relatable narratives in the history of humankind. Grab your virtual reality helmets, press play, and prepare to be amazed!
“Battheshots” by VirtualRealPorn
At first, I was unsure about what the term “battleshots” refers to, so I did a little research. It turns out that drinking games have changed quite a lot since I graduated college, and now there’s an increasing trend which favors a liqueur-loaded version of the famous board game Battleships. You know, it’s that game where you try to sink the other player’s ships by trying permutations of numbers and letters. The major difference with the shots version is that you use shot glasses and drink whenever you get hit.
As presented in the introductory part of this review, the plot of this threesome debauchery revolves around a party invitation that the seemingly-innocent and angelic blonde Sicilia sends to you. If you’ve followed the VR Porn Threesome Reviews series, then you already know this green-eyed Hungarian blonde and her roles in “Lesbian Sandwich with 0 Calories“, “Stuck in Mom in Elevator“, and the more recent “Raunchy Threeway“, so her innocence trick should feel familiar.
If you’re a follower of the series, then you probably know Alba De Silva and Sicilia. Image credit: Battleshots
The story involves this sweet angel and a rather unusual invitation to a pool party where you seem to be the only guest. Sicilia tries to make conversation and talks about the weather, but it all seems pretty awkward, in spite of her clear enthusiasm. The two of you sit by the pool and enjoy what looks like a lovely summer day, and suddenly Alba De Silva joins the fun and removes part of the tension.
As a matter of fact, this busty Spanish brunette (whom we know from the Mortal Kombat triple-X cosplay reviewed here) makes the whole atmosphere more cheerful and lively. She’s quite a pleasant presence, and it is after she completes your trio formation that the drinking games really begin.
The bad news is that there’s no game of Battleshots involved, it’s just regular drinking. The good news is that the alcohol gets the ladies tipsy, sazzled, and ready for some indoor fun.
This might seem a little disappointing, but the sexual activity doesn’t take place in the cool outdoors setting. It would have been fun to watch it all happen in natural light by the pool, but the bed is always more comfortable. The action begins with the drunken nymphs Sicilia and Alba De Silva who just can’t keep away from each other. These horny Europeans will kiss, lick each other’s nipples with great passion, and then get pinned on the mattress to take it all to the next level.
Outdoors drilling would have been nice, but it’s much more fun on the mattress. Image credit: Battleshots
It might not be very convenient for you to remain passive and be a simple voyeur throughout this kinky lesbian debauchery, but how can you complain when there is so much beauty and sensuality right in front of your eyes? It’s the Sapphic dream that every guy wishes he could live in his lifetime, and the escalation of the events certainly helps you get in the mood for some hardcore drilling.
After Sicilia is done worshiping the busty brunette Alba’s round enhanced tits, she turns around and forms a beautiful cunnilingus-filled 69. Your view as a guest voyeur covers the beautiful licking action that the Spanish darling does on the Hungarian sweetheart’s pussy. You’d assume that nothing can ever beat such a mix of utmost passion and beauty, but the events ahead of you are much more exciting (and “ahead” can serve as a bad pun for receiving a lot of head).
The drunken lesbian affair between Sicilia and Alba De Silva ends, and you get a change of approach and perspective: you and your cock become their main focus, and you see them in a more personal and realistic POV situation.
As glorious, orgasm-inducing, and satisfying as the voyeur lesbian 69 seemed, it just can’t top the convenience of a skillful double-blowjob that’s followed by some hardcore action. Since all of you are intoxicated with strong liqueur, your ability to think twice is significantly reduced and your degree of spontaneous recklessness reaches a truly high level.
Furthermore, if you think about it, alcohol has really altered the dynamics and expectations. Since you were the first guest and only guy to arrive at Sicilia’s pool party, it would have made sense that you would receive sexual attention first and foremost. She shows that she’s interested in you, tries to make small talk, and appears to be willing to go to great lengths just so you notice her and show a little admiration.
Instead of following its natural and narrative course, the action drifts towards an intense lesbian affair, thus leaving the hardcore action last. Thanks, hard alcohol and stupid drinking games!
No matter what, Sicilia and Alba De Silva keep on having their raunchy lesbian affair. Image credit: Battleshots
But now let’s get back on track and talk about the hardcore debauchery: first of all, it’s obvious that it merely complements the Sapphic affair between Sicilia and Alba de Silva, but doesn’t replace it. The only moments when you might feel like you’re in the center of attention are those when you receive a double blowjob. Everything past that scene also contains a degree of Sapphic eroticism that goes on while you do your hardcore drilling.
Secondly, there are only two sexual positions that you use, and they’re the canonical cowgirl variations. This is perhaps the single most disappointing fact about “Battleshots”, as it’s a 47-minute film that has great pacing but doesn’t deliver in terms of diversifying the action and making you seem masculine and dominant. The effect is the exact opposite and you find yourself wishing you could at least have your glorious moments in doggy style.
“Battleshots” by VirtualRealPorn is an ambitious attempt to show how drinking games changed parties forever, yet the delivery is more on the lesbian side and not all-inclusive in the hardcore department. That’s why it gets a 9.25/10 rating!
This was a rather interesting virtual reality porn experience, and clearly, the best part of it had to do with the Sapphic debauchery that takes place between Sicilia and Alba de Silva. The kisses were a great depiction of sensuality, while the 69 moment was absolutely divine.
Personally, I felt disappointed that a proper game of Battleshots wasn’t played, thus making the title seem ambiguous and deceiving. Instead, the real game of sinking ships took place at an imaginary level, as both ladies have engaged in a special game of searching for ships with their tongues on each other’s body. Or at least that’s what I like to think.
Here’s to yet another great and satisfying European release! Image credit: Battleshots
The hardcore action, which puts you in POV mode and allows you to enjoy some intense riding, is pretty average but on par with the industry’s standard. As a matter of fact, the continuation of the lesbianism has raised the quality bar by a notch, since the tension and the pleasure have both been maximized significantly.
Before ending the review, I would like to make one last note about the plot: it really didn’t live up to its full potential and it seemed silly and simplistic, without any adult complexities or twists, but Sicilia and Alba De Silva have elevated it greatly with their frank, natural, and intimate performances.
If you’re a big fan of either one of the ladies, like drinking games, and highly appreciate well-developed lesbian affairs, then you will absolutely love this film and I highly recommend it. It might not be the best in the genre, but it’s definitely unique in pacing, presentation, and overall chemistry.
from title i thought it would be an epic scene but performers did not performed well