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The world is a dark and seemingly-uncaring place where bad news, deceit, and hurtful attitudes lurk around the corner. We turn on the television to watch some news and find ourselves feeling anxious about the state of the world. We go on the internet to look for some informative content and often end up being disappointed. And sometimes we go buy our favorite ice-cream bar and realize that the price has increased due to inflation and the taste isn’t even as sweet as you remember.
Heck, even porn can be disappointing sometimes and we have to be grateful that VR is helping it improve in terms of immersion, image quality, and psychological involvement. But what this world needs is people to turn around all the bad news and phrase it in ways that make us laugh and feel better about ourselves. They’re called comedians and they truly are a blessing in these gloomy and depressing times.
VR Bangers boldly introduces a new genre of comedy, one which makes you laugh and gets you laid! Image: The Cumedy Show
And since the empowerment of women and their integration in a greater variety of jobs, we’ve seen a massive wave of female comedians who enrich our culture with witty and well-thought-out jokes. From Friends’ Lisa Kudrow to Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman, we’ve witnessed a fascinating revolution of humor and entertainment.
But what if there was a way for us to enjoy the comedic relief of a comedian while having raunchy sex? And what if both pleasures were delivered by the same person, namely one of the most beautiful and witty women you’ve ever encountered? Well, VR Bangers has put some thought into the concept and had come up with yet another great piece of immersive adult entertainment.
You come for the raunchy sex and stunning beauty but stay for the unique blending of comedy and hardcore action. Isn’t this a brilliant idea?
“The Cumedy Show” by VR Bangers
The premise of this unique piece of VR porn is rather simple: you attend a pretty unsuccessful stand-up comedy show, but still have a good laugh. But as a way of both getting close to her audience and manifest her artistic frustration over the lack of success, the busty Kansas City brunette Silvia Saige takes care of your big hard cock in a really memorable way.
When two types or genres of entertainment get mixed in a qualitative and well-thought way, the results tend to be great. And this is no exception, thanks to the fact that Silvia Sage is a seasoned comedian and broadcaster whose experience makes her neither camera shy, nor microphone shy. When you’re watching this brunette perform, you get the impression that she’s confident, self-aware of her ravaging combination of beauty and skill… and we haven’t even begun to talk about her sex skills!
Ms. Saige in undoubtedly multi-talented, and you would also guess she’s 10 years younger! Image: The Cumedy Show
At the age of 34, Silvia looks stunning and possesses the appearance of a 24-year-old who somehow gained the experience of a MILF. She’s pretty much the David Bowie of VR porn: not only that her pretty eyes resemble those of the beloved starman, but she’s multi-talented, versatile, entertaining, and intense. It’s like to her there is no in-between: she’s either relaxed and seductive, or a horny lioness whose energetic performance will absolutely blow your mind.
Outside of VR porn, she likes to do *drum roll* stand-up comedy! Therefore, the creation of this concept doesn’t actually belong to a VR Bangers writer who must have thought about making a film in which the performer tells jokes. It all came naturally and it’s always good to see ladies show off their talents.
Silvia Saige begins her stand-up comedy act, but soon turns it into a private debauchery with you!
We imagine that the gorgeous brunette usually tells her jokes in front of adoring crowds which applaud every word she says, but in this film her success as a comedian is moderate. Not only that the likeliness of having her invited by Jerry Seinfeld in “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”is low, but only two people show up to the show and you happen to be one of them!
The jokes are pretty funny and it’s amazing just how seductive Silvia can be while she’s in the spotlight with a microphone in her hand. Amy Schumer should definitely take notes from her way of dominating the stage while making the entire room burst into laughter. However, this slender brunette is overly ambitious and wants to please the crowd in a more private and satisfying way that they will never forget.
Silvia has two great pleasures which she can mix: to entertain and to ride. Image: The Cumedy Show
And since the said crowd consists of you and another person who conveniently leaves, the surprise turns into a one on one session with Ms. Saige and her irresistible charms. She teasingly undresses and sets her mind on seducing all of your senses, yet the feeling you get is strange just because seconds ago you were probably laughing at her dirty jokes.
Sex isn’t meant to be amusing… or is it? VR porn has managed to achieve an unprecedented level of viewer involvement, and this film takes the concept further by playing with your perception. Should you be sexually aroused like a beast, or amused like a hysterical hyena? Well, how about you just go with the flow, allow Silvia Saige to do what she knows best, and never really put too much thought into it? Regardless of your reaction, you’re guaranteed to be entertained and satisfied.
Blowjobs, a titty fuck, dildo masturbation tease, and hardcore cowgirl action aren’t supposed to be part of a comedy show. But Silvia makes them be.
The way she undresses, unzips your pants to reveal the much-desired dick, and then rubs you off with passion is irresistible and worthy of applause. With minimal contact, Silvia Saige can turn you into a hot bull who can’t wait until he can finally express his savage beastly sexuality. And the good news about this situation is that she doesn’t stop here.
You’ll be so excited and horny that her fucking and tugging will have you cream all over her tits. Image: The Cumedy Show
Soon enough, the dirty jokes you’ve heard earlier turn into a full-fledged display of wild blowjobbing, and at some point, Silvia even puts your thick schlong in between her titties for the perfect silky rub. It all seems too good to be true and it probably is. Who gets to receive a blowjob from his favorite naughty stand-up comedian? That’s pretty unheard of, yet there you are sitting in the first row of an empty theatre with your pants down, enjoying one of the sweetest blowjobs in your entire life from the comedian herself.
The situation just keeps on getting better with intense hardcore sex which simultaneously makes you feel lucky and empowers Silvia to be the one in control. It’s her show, so even the sex must be had by her rules. The Kansas City native is also pretty dominant in her attitude, and this all adds up to her image as a strong confident woman who always gets what she wants.
Up until the quick handjob which makes you splash your sticky cum all over her tits, you get a unique experience which should serve as a reminder that there is always fresh and innovative stuff to be brought into VR porn.
“The Cumedy Show” is a thrilling experience which completely relies on Silvia Saige’s ability to seduce, satisfy, and irreversibly capture your attention. Final rating: 9.5/10.
While the presentation and the acting are top notch and deserve all the praise in the world, it should be noted that the film is rather disappointing in the sexual positions department. You get teased, you get a blowjob, you see some nice masturbation action, you get to fuck her titties, and then enjoy the standard cowgirl variations. All of this is pretty basic by today’s VR standards, and the addition of doggy style and missionary would have enriched the experience to a great extent.
Dear VR Bangers, please do a follow-up with Silvia where she manifests her sexuality in more positions! Image: The Cumedy Show
Maybe that it makes sense for a dominant and exuberant lady like Silvia Saige to seek complete control over the action and therefore do everything by herself, or maybe that it’s somehow implied that all of this is part of her act as a comedian. Anyway, this is excellent, remarkable and unique in terms of storytelling and psychological immersion, but mediocre for its average diversity of sexual practices. VR Bangers have released some perfect 10 films, and it’s a pity that they didn’t set up this one to be the complete package.
For what it is, “The Cumedy Show” delivers flawlessly and gracefully. The effort of Silvia is extraordinary and admirable, her combination of good looks and wits is astounding, and this enumeration might soon run out of words of praise thanks to her unquestionable skills. A lady like her definitely needs to be cast in more VR films and do more productions which make use of her many talents, and maybe that virtual reality porn producers should take notice.
If you’ve missed this one, then it’s a pretty terrible situation to find yourself in. Give “The Cumedy Show” a watch if you want to be irreversibly seduced by Silvia Saige’s many talents, and also get a unique experience like you haven’t seen in porn until now.
