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Let’s face it, most of us are regular everyday males who work from 9 to 5, go home to their average-looking women and seldom have that incredibly satisfying sex we crave for.
Furthermore, our wives and girlfriends aren’t quite the Jessica Rabbits or Pamela Andersons our teenager selves imaged we would be banging during a (likewise imagined) extremely successful adulthood.
Life and capitalism take their toll and there’s a very select 1% of men who get to become rich and attractive enough to get the supermodels: and there’s a reason Kim Kardashian married Kanye West, Melania married Donald Trump, Madonna married Sean Penn, Denise Richards married Charlie Sheen, and so on.
Finding that girl who looks like a supermodel, has the libido of a pornstar and has a successful career that makes you worry less about finances and more about your inner ever-humping bunny is EXTREMELY unlikely.
We’re not aging to look like Johnny Depp or be as potent as Ron Jeremy either. Some people are just born supermodel or pornstar material and there is very little we can do about it.
Hell, the odds of getting to that heavenly piece of ass can be even lower than winning the lottery.
Christie Brinkley, the woman whose pictorials made my teenage years a lot more enjoyable. Image credit: Sports Illustrated/John G. Zimmerman.
Life sucks and we have to face reality and confront our limits. But what can we do in this situation?
Obviously, staying single and waiting for the skies to open is out of the question: we’re not getting any younger or prettier, our balding can’t be reversed and Mr. Johnson down there tends to mellow down as the years go by. We need that special someone in our lives, even though she doesn’t look like Pam Anderson and doesn’t run across the beach towards us, as her breasts bounce in slow motion (ah, the memories!).
But, for a little while, let me talk about myself and how VR porn has saved (and improved) my marriage. It’s very likely that I will love this woman of mine until the day I die and have a happy marriage all the way through. She’s a wonderful gal, she knows how to take care of me and she completes me in every way. She’s not the best looking female in the world and even when I married her I felt somewhat disappointed that she doesn’t have the looks of the hottie on the left (damn, I used to jerk off to her pictures 3 times a day!).
Furthermore, I’m a guy who grew up in the 1980s and have very vivid memories of drooling whenever I’d see images of Pamela Anderson, Tawny Kitaen, Bo Derek, Brooke Shields, Christine Brinkley (I can’t mention her enough times!), and even Madonna. It was a time when you had to catch a glimpse of hot women on television or buy a sexy magazine. My family didn’t have a VCR and sometimes I’d go to my friend’s house to get my booby fix. Obviously, I couldn’t jerk off while he was in the room and there was no way I could take the VCR home, either.
I was stuck with magazines: Playboy, Sports Illustrated, Hustler, Penthouse, you name it! They weren’t expensive and there was somewhat of a familiar feeling whenever I would go back to the same pages and same pictures. By the way, that’s just another way of saying that I GOT BORED seeing the same pages every day. Also, hiding them under the bed was a nightmare, and whenever my warm jizz would accidentally end up getting splashed on the pages I would have to buy some new good stuff.
As I grew older and discovered internet porn, I thought I’d found Heaven on Earth!
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Now I could finally fulfill all my fantasies: from innocent-looking teenage girls like Tawnee Stone to stunning nymphos who would take multiple poundings (the likes of Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson and Lisa Ann come to my mind), and all the way to the newly-established MILF genre, I can say I’ve experienced it all. Hell, I’ve even watched the first 2 minutes of 2 girls 1 cup and appreciated its.. novelty.
Like most 80s kids, I started out with the SLOOOOW dial-up connection provided by a 28K modem (that’s a max speed of 28 kilobytes per second) and moved on to broadband. Images would load very slow at first and magazines seemed more practical at times. However, it all got better with the increased speeds that allowed for streaming technologies: first we had YouTube, and the next thing you know somebody creates YouPorn! I’ll never forget the thrill of watching uninterrupted streaming of steamy, passionate sex!
Obviously, in the midst of my exploration of internet porn, I’ve gotten married to a wonderful woman who has it all… well, except for the sex goddess looks I’ve always craved for. Sex life with my wife is great, but internet porn has spiced it up to the point that we can fantasize much more and use our imagination while we’re at it.The wifey doesn’t mind that I jerk my old Johnson to the images of a horny teenager. As long as I don’t cheat on her with another woman and create an unpleasant situation, it’s all fine.
And it’s all great as we get older and our bodies get flabbier. We work regular jobs, feel the stress level everyone does, take care of our children, and manifest our sexuality whenever we feel like it. However, we’ve both looked for new hobbies: my wife has taken up knitting, and I bought a PS4 to play some games with the kids.
During one rainy day, my son came to me and asked for the PS4 VR add-on. I really didn’t know what to say, but I’ve researched it. And it wasn’t until one day when I was doing my routine on porn sites (I tend to be a lot hornier than my wife), that I stumbled upon VirtualRealPorn: the place where you can get immersed into the porn you’re watching, wrap your hands all around the girl’s body, and get the most incredible sexual experience of your life!
Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn
My mind was blown away: VR porn is really everything I’ve hoped for all along!
I don’t even know where to begin. It’s simply marvelous: just as vivid as a wet dream, kinkier than everything I’ve ever done in my lifetime, completely interactive, and safe for my marriage!
When the kids are out, I just:
A. Put on the Playstation VR set (which I immediately bought as soon as I discovered the ways in which it can be used.. and no, I’m not talking about Batman VR, though I wouldn’t mind a DLC which allows you to bang Catwoman).
B. Open my Virtual Real Porn account (it’s only 60 bucks a year which, believe me, is a steal!).
C. Have the greatest virtual sexual experience of my whole entire life! Really, it’s that impressive: you can look around, you can use your hands to interact with the girl, you can view the intercourse from every POV angle (take that, conventional linear media which had me unknowingly and disgustingly stare at the guy’s asshole), and you can have a different girl every day!
VR porn is simply stunning. I get to stare at hot girls I would only score in my wildest college dreams, I can experiment with different settings and situations, and pretty much every fantasy I’ve ever had with a woman can be experienced through the impressive goggles Sony has put out for its VR set!
I don’t have to buy an expensive computer and an Oculus Rift or the HTC Vive, I just use the same console my kids also play on. Additionally, the kids can also use the VR set for their silly games. To me it’s a game-changer and one of the greatest deals I’ve ever made: I get an incredible piece of hardware which costs roughly $400 and will only get cheaper through time, and the exquisite selection of pieces of ass (ha!) that blows my mind every day. New content is added on a daily basis, so there’s no way I will ever catch up with everything or get bored of Virtual Reality Porn.
“The Rehearsal” – just one of the many videos in which you get to bang a hottie. This time, it’s the curvy and tatooed gal named Harmony. Image Source: VirtualRealPorn: The Rehersal
While I get to pound every hottie on the internet in a very immersive experience, my marriage is safe and my wife sometimes joins in for some action!
One day, after telling her about how I virtually screwed an ebony chick, she might have gotten a little jealous and asked me if she could also use it. Obviously, I told her that I would impose certain limits to her usage (who would do the laundry and cooking around the house if she discovered the best sex of her life?). I don’t want her to get addicted and have to fight with her for a chance to access porn heaven!
She did, however, tell me that she enjoyed it but prefers her erotic novels (at least in solo mode). Well, I suppose women are much more into imagining the perfect affair, while we are much more inclined to have a desire for the visual. We want to see, they prefer to imagine. I didn’t buy it, though and caught her one day while she was masturbating to the images of steamy sex with a young stud. I didn’t make a sound, I just silently closed the door and joined her. She would watch the male pornstar bang her, but receive my pounding. IT WAS INCREDIBLE! Oh, the way she was moaning!
My wife has also surprized me with blowjobs and swift handjobs while I was doing my thing with the VR headset on. “Let yourself go, honey. I want you to feel all the pleasure in the world!”, she’d say. God, I love this woman.
It’s like screwing that perfect woman I used to watch in the 1980s on the covers of kinky magazines or in over-sexualized TV series, but even better! Also, when I look at my body, it’s not chubby at all: it’s like I’m this Greek god whose body is so hot, firm and muscular that the lady feels like she’s the one who’s receiving a huge favor. Kudos to you, Virtual Real Porn! You’ve really achieved something spectacular and mind-blowing.
You truly don’t believe it until you try it. Do you or someone in your house have a Playstation 4? Then you should totally gift them the VR set and ask to use it “once in a while” in return. With $400, you’re all set for some of the greatest sex adventures of your whole entire life! It’s a lot safer and cheaper than paying for hookers, and once your significant other discovers it, the situation will certainly spice things up a lot more.
My wife and I usually do this in order to live our fantasies while enjoying each other’s company. Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn / Kiiro
In conclusion, VR porn is not a replacement for regular porn, but a must-have instrument to spice things up.
There’s nothing like the warmth and scent of a woman (whoo-ah!). Their soft skin, gentle perfume and velvet touches are priceless and irreplaceable. However, VR is not a replacement for women! It’s an instrument that will help you rediscover enjoyment in having sex with your woman.
VR porn has definitely improved my marriage and sex life in a difficult time when we grow kids, we work stressful jobs and we hardly find the remaining sex drive to grind against each other for hours like we used to. But once our imagination is stimulated to such an extreme level that it all seems real, we get hornier. My wife and I have rediscovered our passion.
I have to confess, sometimes pound her while my mind pictures some hottie I jerked off to in virtual reality. Other times my wife gives me a blowjob just like in the movie, while I watch some 20 year-old hottie in through the lens of the VR set. There have also been multiple instances when I screwed her while she had the headset on. She tried the experience of getting penetrated by a bodybuilder (which I’ve never been or even resembled), and she received my average schlong while watching some very well-developed tree trunk penetrate her moist vagina.
Obviously, I don’t mind it. VHS tapes and DVDs with porn films have helped me and my wife boost our sex drive through the years. However, this time is different. VR is truly where it’s at and I can even imagine having sex with her when we’re born in our 60s. It won’t be disgusting anymore and we get to live our erotic and hardcore fantasies for the rest of our lives.
Our marriage is safe, neither of us thinks about cheating and our sex life just keeps getting better. Thank you, virtual technology and Virtual Real Porn! The $60 a year I’m giving you is truly A STEAL and a MUST-HAVE!
See, vr pornos are good for you! haha
yeah it is!! I would love to try it with my wife tonight, how exciting!
Ahh, so this is how I get my wife to watch vr porn lol