VR Porn Threesome Reviews #20: Pizza Delivery

Image Credit: CzechVR

I have to be honest about this, the porn industry is responsible for making me consider taking up a job as a pizza delivery guy. And it’s not about the minimum wage you get, your reliance on the customers’ hypothetical tips, the ability to see people in their sweatpants, or the small-talk you make with bored customers whose social lives must suck. No, this is all about that fantasy of finding sexually-attractive females who are willing to pay with their special services.

I’m talking about those pretty-faced and big-titted ladies who open up the door while dressed with minimum clothing, swiftly and subtly reveal their bare legs while wearing high heels, and then ask you if there is enough sausage on top because that’s how she likes it. This particular scenario has been used so many times with various ladies, that it has become a cliche of the porn studios – it’s just as much of a gimmick as the taxi ride for dames who forgot their wallets or lost hitch-hikers who would do anything for some directions and a can of alphabet soup.

But the excitement and freshness are always brought by the individual performances, and this is exactly what I look forward to identifying in this particular film. Being produced by an European studio, I expect something artistic and maybe avant-garde, in correspondence to the particular qualities of cinema on the continent. Without further ado, let’s see what this pizza delivery brings us!

“Czech VR 112 – Gabriella & Daisy” by Czech VR

Well, now that’s a rather unfortunate title, given the fact that there is a plot revolving around a pizza delivery that isn’t suggested in either the title or the description. However, once you put your VR headset on, you figure out who you are, what you’re supposed to do, and what you can expect from this flick.

You find yourself walking down the ceramic alleyway leading up to the apartment door where you’re supposed to make a pizza delivery. This fact becomes obvious since you’re holding a white square box which reads “15 pizza”. Once you get to the door, you don’t even have to knock: a tall brown-haired babe with Eastern-European looks opens up and she’s dressed in shorts and a yellow sleeveless top.

“Oh, hello! You are here, super. I am very hungry“, says the babe with a terrible Slavic accent that makes the words rushed, poorly pronounced and hardly distinguishable. Then she opens up the pizza box to check the delivery, smiles as if she’s satisfied with what you brought, and adds “Oh, yum yum *giggles*. Nice, thank you. Come to me, please“.

Now I think I know why the title and the description make no reference to the plot, it’s simply terrible and I have no idea why it was left in the final product. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against actresses who speak poor English, but having to rewind just to clearly understand what they’re saying isn’t a turn-on either. VR porn should be straight-forward, direct, and as close to real-life situations as possible, otherwise it’s not believable and immersive. It’s a bad choice on behalf of the producers and they should learn one way or another that such a product that gets delivered to English-speaking markets has to either feature distinguishable speech, or else have just as much dialogue as in a “Wil E. Coyote and The Road Runner” cartoon. Of course American studios are advantaged from this point of view, but the Eastern Europeans should compete with better action if their actors can’t even utter a few words according to a basic script.

These are the two ladies you will be dealing with, by virtue of your successful pizza delivery: Gabriella Daniels and Daisy Lee. Image Credit: CzechVR

Anyway, after unloading this major disappointment of mine in terms of quality, it’s time to get back on track and return to summarizing the content. The babe, whose name is Gabriella Daniels, leaves the door open and tells you to follow her inside the house.

You enter the house and, unsurprisingly, the pizza is left to the side and will probably get cold while more important business is about to be taken care of. Gabriella is very horny and needy, so she will invite you to nail her on the living room couch downstairs, while she sits on her back. So far, there is no sign of a different babe for a threesome and the most exciting part involves watching the voluptuous brunette babe’s big breasts bounce while you pound her hard.

In the midst of this hardcore action that makes the horny customer moan unusually hard and roll her eyes in satisfaction, a sound is heard from upstairs and Gabriella stops. With a large smile on her face, she invites the other babe who lives with her, Daisy Lee, to descend the staircase and join the fun for a spicy threesome!

The blonde darling Daisy is wearing a yellow bathrobe, and looks as if she just got out of the shower and dried her hair. Well, at least she comes clean (get it?). Without wasting too much time, the two ladies decide that it’s better if they properly lubricate your hard cock, and they get to action immediately. Watching them devour your erect penis is quite satisfying, and Daisy Lee‘s green eyes and blond hair make the scene much more exciting. After all, this is what threesomes are all about: the diversity to choose between your partners, have a favorite, and act according to your needs and desires.

Everything becomes better when a second babe is added into the mix. Also, this blowjob is great! Image Credit: CzechVR

All good things come to an end and the blowjob is bound to follow the same rule. However, this is a happy case in which it is replaced with something a lot better: blonde darling Daisy gets on top of you and starts riding hard, and it’s definitely a highlight in this film. Gabriella will still be there, grabbing her breasts from behind in a very dominant fashion, looking you in the eye like a horny lioness who can’t wait to ride again, and pissing her partner on the neck. This is certainly a pleasant sight and it washes up the early disappointment regarding the plot.

You’re one lucky pizza boy and you know it. You’re screwing two of Eastern Europe’s beautiful princesses and get to enjoy all of their passion, affection, and attention. Oh, if only less female customers had money to pay for the pizza and delivered such great monetary compensations!

For the subsequent minutes, Daisy Lee and Gabriella Daniels will ride you in turns in cowgirl position, and they will absolutely love it. Since the pizza has been left untouched on the table, you can pretty much assume that this is what the delivery was all about: they wanted a horny guy they could satisfy their deepest carnal desires with. Luckily, you’re also well hung and can deliver to them a lot more than pizza: ramming their pussies is an art and a chivalresque obligation that you fulfill by excellence.

Daisy is the main event of this film and the reason it gets a lot better as it progresses. Who in their right mind could resist her good looks and charms? Image Credit: Czech VR

Also, it might be just my subjective preference, but I couldn’t resist Daisy’s charms and would get a heavenly feeling whenever she was riding on top. All throughout the film, I’ve preferred her presence and acting, and I might just be biased towards her angelic looks. Her natural breasts and slim body are what dreams are made of. Without her, this production would have probably been a bland disaster, but she arrived just on time to make everything better.

I don’t blame Gabriella for not being as exciting, as she genuinely seems to try and has a very horny attitude. But her presentation and early introduction have ruined part of her appeal, as the producers didn’t even seem to care about having a properly-acted take of the first minute. And this can be a real deal-breaker, who would continue to watch a film after it starts out in a disappointing and subpar way? Well, the reviewer guy. But don’t get me wrong, the brown-haired girl has her highlights too and she really delivers in terms of riding and supporting her partner.

Daisy Lee is a Hungarian girl who’s been on the professional porn scene for less than a year, but she seems to be a native when it comes to looking great while having sex. Her body is tight and slim, her C-cup all-natural breasts are just perfect for the kind of action she gets involved in, and the way she smiles is just heart-melting. Add to the mix her impressive endurance and her cat-like suavity, and you get the image of a great all-around performer. I’ve previously reviewed her parts in the two “Merry XXXmas and a Naughty New Year” films, she totally lived up to the expectation established by those, and this time had the chance to shine a little more. It seems like the camera really likes her and she should star in more VR porn productions!

The tall, curvy and sultry Gabriella Daniels is from Ukraine, which means that this Czech VR production features no Czech performers. She stands at the super-model height of 5 foot 9 (1.75 meters) and this particular film makes her look really dominant and kinky. She has the looks of that Eastern European Slavic babe who greets you in your trips and displays strong character, knows what she wants, and only settles for the most convenient situation for her. There’s a certain sassiness about her, and her personality reflects a lioness attitude towards attraction, sex, and passion. The production in this film doesn’t do her justice, and the studio should have cast her in a more mysterious and powerful role, where she could make a lasting impact with her dominant presence (much like other girls such as Ava Coxxx get cast). However, her sexual performance is solid and it makes up for the early errors. I look forward to seeing more of her films!

All in all, “Gabriella Daniels & Daisy Lee Hardcore” is an average and not very memorable title. Czech VR shouldn’t gamble with quality, as there are studios like Naughty America, Virtual Real Porn, Wankz VR, and Badoink which always push the boundaries of the genre and come up with something new and exciting. The pizza plot should have been developed to a further extent, as this is pretty much the main excuse why this scene takes place. But the narrative gets watered down early on and halfway through the film you won’t remember exactly why you’re there and who you’re supposed to be. And it’s a shame, as this film had potential. The only good part consists of the action involving the two ladies, but likewise there isn’t anything extraordinary: there are no special positions except for cowgirl and missionary, and there is no anal. Everything was kept simple and to the bare minimum, which doesn’t help the rating very much.

The film gets a rather average 7.5 out of 10 and the studio should up its game quickly in order to compete with more developed productions from the same threesome genre. I believe that competition is good and healthy, and I’m also a fan of the European cinema: stop trying to emulate American formulas and be authentic, find your artistic sense and deliver something different that only you can offer. VR porn has to evolve one way or another and it’s up to you, studio execs and producers, to bring the greatest and most exciting action we’ve seen in this lifetime!