VR Porn Threesome Reviews #33: Pole Dancing!

Back when I was just a pre-teenager in the early 1990s, I used to watch MTV and simply drool whenever Aerosmith’s music video for the song “Crazy” would start playing. Truth to be told, I’ve pretty much developed an obsession for that beautiful depiction of youthful rebellion: two school girls decide to skip class and become runaways, take their convertible Chevy on the road, and have the adventure of their lifetime. And that’s only the beginning of their reckless libertine story: they seduce the store clerk and the gas station attendant with their beauty and get away without paying a dime, they make money by winning a striptease and pole dancing competition, rent fancy places to crash over night, and then hook up with the guy they fancy.

Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler looking hot in the music video of “Crazy”. There’s a really neat pole dancing sequence that should be remastered in 4K resolution and get stored by the Library of Congress for eternal preservation. It’s that great! Image credit: Pinterest.

And just for the record, I didn’t waste the introductory paragraph just to talk about the crushes and fantasies of my younger self, as I really believe that today’s VR threesome film is everything we weren’t allowed to see on public cable television as soon as the story presented during the music video came to a conclusion. It’s like one of those situations where you get to find out what happens after you’re told that they live happily ever after. The main difference is that, in this case, you don’t get disappointed and don’t have to deal with the issues and hardships of adult life. Instead, it’s all about two ladies who are excellent at pole dancing, have seduced the hunk of their dreams, and now seek to get their much-desired satisfaction.

Sure, the ladies aren’t Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone and the time to see these beauties doing a hardcore threesome scene in their prime is long gone. Additionally, you don’t know if they ran away from school and went through the same narrative – but in my case, imagination can play an important role in developing  back story.

However, this VR porn film unrelatedly and unintentionally takes the best that you can find in Aerosmith’s music video (just to set the record straight, this is my comparison and the approach I decided to take while writing this review, you are free to imagine a narrative of your own), and then gets a pair of gorgeous actresses and a hunk to apply Rule 34 of the internet: if something exists, then there definitely is porn of it.

Pole dancing is an outstanding demonstration of athleticism and sensuality that we, as males, rarely appreciate and praise they way we should. It is, however, a great fantasy of men worldwide, and there’s a reason why strip clubs and titty bars are successful businesses. Without further ado, let’s put on our VR headsets and begin the review of today’s film!

“Pole Position” by Wankz VR

Though I really like my imagined narrative about continuing Aerosmith’s music video, Wankz VR‘s film suggests another rather interesting explanation for the pole dancing and hardcore action that follows: you’re the boyfriend of the grey-eyed and red lingerie-wearing blonde beauty Tiffany Watson, and you’ve taken her to pole dance lessons. Oddly enough, her instructor doesn’t mind that you’re in the same room and you can watch her exercise her teaching skills. On the contrary, the taller, fair-skinned and skinny Florida babe Haley Reed seems to really enjoy your presence.

The tall and slender pole dancing instructor (Haley Reed) and your gorgeous girlfriend (Tiffany Watson) have allowed you to watch the lesson for a reason that you’re about to discover. Image credit: WankzVR

“So, is this your boyfriend?“, asks the curious instructor in the middle of the lesson. “Yeah, he is.“, replies your sensual girlfriend before beginning to giggle. But it seems like Haley has set her eyes on you and your handsome physique, as she compliments you and displays some curiosity on your availability and willingness to take lessons from her: “He’s nice. Do you think he’d like to try pole dancing sometime?“. The response of Tiffany is short and clear, but somehow hides territory-marking subtleties “No, he just likes to watch.” – this can mean either that she doesn’t want the other blonde to get her hands on her boyfriend (hence refusing in your name), or that she wants you to watch and enjoy the sensual view. Of course there is room for interpretation, but the real meaning remains to be seen.

But instead of trying to find hidden meanings in the refusal, Haley turns her butt seductively exactly in the right angle to be perfectly seen from where you’re sitting, and she joyfully adds an ambiguous “Yeah.”. Tiffany, however, is a really nice girl and implies that you and her make quite an adventurous couple:  “Yeah, we like to have fun.”, she subtly remarks as a way of emphasizing on your openness towards sexuality.  Finally, the instructor’s wild side has been activated, and she subtly suggests that she’s available for affairs: “Well, that’s cool! I like to have fun too!” are the words of the angel-looking blonde.

Desciphering the intended meaning in women’s words can be hard. However, the two babes decide that the clothes they’re wearing stand in the way, and it might just be a good idea to switch to increasing their stamina in a hardcore workout with you.

After this introduction, it’s time for you to finally show these beauties why you’re the man in the room and how you can satisfy their needs: after all, why would they bother to pole dance if not for a purely seductive and sexual purpose?

While your perverted girlfriend marks her territory and teaches her instructor how to handle your penis, you can’t help but feel extremely excited. This is incredibly pleasant and beautiful! Image credit: WankzVR

But before you can thrust your penis inside their wet and tight holes, the ladies will define their relations of dominance and have a little lesbian fun. Accordingly, Haley Reed switches from authoritative instructor role to a more submissive bent-over position which allows your kinky girlfriend to spit inside her asshole and lick it inside and out with a nasty kind of pleasure. Seeing Tiffany bury her pierced tongue inside her instructor’s ass and lick with a perverted passion is a the first early great moment that will make you say to yourself “Oh boy, aren’t I in for a treat?”.

And soon enough this intriguing lesbian affair is consumed by the desire of enjoying your big hard cock: that’s why the two babes start battling for your desired and prized schlong. They both seem to love this meat pole much more than the pole they use for dancing purposes, and the way they compete for their sucking privilege is a turn-on in itself.

And since the roles of domination have been drawn so clearly and everyone in the room knows who’s the boss and who makes the calls, Tiffany Watson becomes the first lady to get on top of the rod and ride it with an intensity that exudes an enormous amount of passion. Maybe that it’s natural in any couple to benefit from privileges as the significant other – but in the case of Tiffany, it looks a lot like she wants to show her instructor that there is one field where she gets to be the one who gives lessons. Maybe that she will never be much of a pole dancer and won’t be able to beat Haley Reed in the way she moves around the pole, but she can remain dominant during a threesome that allows her to have control over her boyfriend, as well as her fellow horny female friend.

But Tiffany‘s hegemonic position isn’t authoritarian enough to turn into despotism: naturally, she’s willing to share you with her instructor and allow her to experience what a great ride you can be.

After she has been teased and warmed up, Haley Reed finally gets the chance to get on top of your hard cock and get her slightly hairy pussy slammed hard. She has been giving you lustful looks for quite some time, and your girlfriend has really prepared her for hardcore action with her memorable anal licking in the opening.

The horny pole dancing instructor gets exactly what she deserves: simultaneous hardcore screwing, and lesbian affection. However, this is only the beginning, as she will also be taking a pounding in missionary and doggy style. Image credit: WankzVR

The waiting has certainly taken its toll on the tall green-eyed blonde, as she’s as horny as can be and moans loudly each time your strong penis penetrates her – the deeper you go, the louder she screams. Tiffany doesn’t leave her alone either, and her caresses, kisses, and kinky touches are meant to make the intercourse extra steamy and exciting.

What is even greater is that your girlfriend appears to enjoy the lesbian affair as much as she likes riding your hard cock. Correspondingly, she puts a lot of passion and acts as perverted as she can just to satisfy the horny instructor.

This exchange hardcore-lesbian exchange in a cowgirl position is the industry standard for FFM threesome scenes and most films come to a conclusion after they fulfill these criteria. However, “Pole Position” runs to greater lengths: the two blonde darlings are bound to get screwed in every position possible: that’s how horny they are and that’s the kind of ride you’ve signed up for.

That’s why WankzVR has decided to double the length of this film and turn it into one of the most exciting hardcore marathons: throughout the 61 minutes of intense action, you will be transported in paradise and enjoy the best kind of threesome you could ever imagine. It should be noted that such scenes rarely go over the 30 minute mark, since the performers tick all the tasks on the list and it is usually assumed that there’s a limit for the viewer’s attention. But once you press play on “Pole Position“, you’re in for one of the most memorable rides in all of VR.

You will pound Haley Reed and Tiffany Watson in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and doggy style! The diversity is astonishing and might overwhelm the endurance of the average VR porn enthusiast: that’s why you should regard “Pole Position” as a challenge!

But what makes every scene better is the multi-tasking – or the double satisfaction, if you may. Take, for example, the moment when Haley Reed gets screwed in missionary position: not only that she gets that satisfying and loud pumping, but Tiffany Watson will also sit on her face just to make sure that she’s properly aroused.

Even something as mundane as sex with your girlfriend seems exciting when you have a skinny and leggy blonde to make the situation spicier. Image credit: WankzVR.

The two babes have an incredibly great chemistry and you can’t help but wonder if they’ve met before: their roles are divided according to the situation described in the narrative. Tiffany is your girlfriend who always wants to be in charge and show that she’s the boss, whilst Haley is the instructor who tried her luck in hooking up with you and got more than she could ever expect. Thus a very interesting love triangle is created, and the psychological implications point to a kinky relation of dominance between the two darlings. Of course both of them are big winners and get more than they could want: Tiffany Watson can dominate the lady who usually bosses her around during lessons, and Haley can get the kind of sex she desires, but pays the price of submissiveness. It’s a classic story that starts from the premise of “take care what you wish because you just might get“, except that everything that happens is heavenly pleasuring.

I won’t spoil the ending and will stop here in terms of giving out details, but all I can say at this point is that “Pole Position” is groundbreaking and innovative in its own right. No VR porn fan can afford to miss it!

And now it’s time to talk about the production value, relevance, as well as the performances of the two babes.

First of all, it’s worth mentioning that “Pole Position” manages to tell a story throughout its length of 61 minutes, which is really great considering the fact that plots usually get dropped after the introduction. With your VR headset, you will really believe that you’re attending your girlfriend’s pole dancing lessons and it’s your lucky day. Every minute adds depth to the situation and makes you think about the implications of the relationship between your girlfriend and her instructor: could it be that they have done it before without you? What makes them so kinky? Well, these are questions you’re supposed to find answers for!

Just look at how beautifully and smoothly Tiffany Watson rides, and then notice Haley Reed’s joyful smile. This is paradise! Image credit: WankzVR

Secondly, the sex scenes are incredibly diverse and transition really smoothly and beautifully I just can’t describe into words how nicely the action progresses and how the switch from cowgirl to missionary and doggy style does wonders to the overall pace, dynamics, and consequently the arousal. You pretty much get every position the VR filming technology allows film makers to use, and there’s also a lot of lesbian fun: from the early butt licking by the kinky Tiffany and all the way to the lengthy kissing and the raunchy face-sitting, you’re in for a treat!

And now it’s time to talk about the ladies. Obviously, Tiffany Watson is the highlight of this film due to her overdeveloped kinkiness and the excitement she displays in any given moment. The all-natural blonde bombshell from Idaho is a lot more perverted than she looks: when you first see her wearing red lingerie in the opening, you think she’s just the regular sensual type. But this young woman, though she has been in the porn industry for less than 2 years, really delivers in her scenes and brings intensity and excitement. Tiffany is clearly the nastier and more hardcore babe on the set, and the fact that you’re told in the beginning that she’s your girlfriend will blow your mind all throughout the 61 minutes of the film. Please, Mrs. Watson, do more VR scenes! You’re so lovely it would be a shame if you neglected this medium.

On the other hand, Haley Reed is more reserved and submissive in this film. Her behavior is psychologically apropriate for the character she portrays, who is a mere guest in this affair, and at 5 foot 10 (1.80 meters!), this green-eyed darling from Florida is visually-stunning and will certainly make you feel aroused. The VR headset really makes her slender body, her pretty face, her fair angelic skin, and her slightly hairy pussy look larger-than-life, extremely real, and imperatively desirable. As a matter of fact, in some key parts you will get a feeling of urgency, as if you’ve got to have her and penetrate this beauty as hard as you can. In relation to the other babe on the set, Haley is playful, tender, and sensual: though her role makes her the submissive one, she is also the one who gets most satisfaction out of each scene. Words can’t to any justice to how great she is when she’s getting double teamed: her gestures of excitement are mind-blowing and I hope that I will get to see more of her. Who knows, maybe that she will be given dominatrix roles too and really show off the other side of her sexuality!

The verdict: this is yet another perfect 10 film from WankzVR!

Well, I hope that at this point I’ve written enough nice and praising words about “Pole Position” to make you want to watch it: it’s diverse, intense, exciting, and features some outstanding individual performances. You get beauty, complex relations of dominance, and 61 minutes of pure bliss! WankzVR seems to have perfected the formula and doesn’t really want to drop the ball – which is convenient from everyone and beneficial for the industry. So what are you waiting for? Grab your VR headset and prepare for some really high quality time with two incredible babes!

(Oh, and about my Aerosmith music video fantasy? I’ve watched this VR film twice and alternatively thought about both my original fantasy, as well as the official story presented by Wankz. I recommend you to do the experiment and see which one you prefer. I’m pretty puzzled and unsure right now about making a choice, but I’m happy about the quality time!)