VR Porn Threesome Reviews #35: League of Legends?

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Back in my day as a video gamer, I used to be thrilled and fascinated by the brave female protagonists who had just a little more to show. For example, there used to be a lot of talk in the school bus about Metroid on the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) and how one of the endings showed Samus in a bikini, just standing there and waving at you.

How about this kind of ride? It turns out that she is portraying a video game character who probably is the Lara Croft of her generation. Image Source: VRCosplayX.

As time went by, I’ve also bought my first 3dfx video card for PC and could finally enjoy the awesome 3D graphics of games like Quake and Tomb Raider. The latter had the famous nude patch that a lot of my friends would talk about and say it can be found on some obscure place called “the internet” (I wasn’t online at the time, but I did get the nude patch on a floppy disk (does anyone remembers those pieces of plastic? They could store 1.44 megabytes of stuff!). Once I saw digital nakedness on my 15-inch CRT monitor, everything changed and a new era of erotic art has begun. As far as I know, the porn industry has really capitalized on successful video game franchises with female protagonists, and Lara Croft is one of the finest examples.

Anyway, the introduction is meant to say that back in my day I also felt sexually attracted by polygons and saw a lot of potential in the technologies of the future. Now that we have VR and the filming techniques enable such immersive experiences, it was natural for companies to release something that resembles famous video game franchises that include beautiful ladies.

Today’s film is based on a game that I’ve heard of and read about, but never played: it’s called League of Legends, it’s some sort of online version of Diablo where you have to compete with other players worldwide to capture different areas on the map, and it features some female characters that teenagers certainly fantasize about. The content is created and produced by a new company which seems to specialize in the “Cosplay” phenomenon, which implies that real people dress up as fictional characters and do accurate representations. Without further ado, let’s see what this film has to offer.

“Cream of Legends” by VRCosplayX

Heh, the title already makes me chuckle and reminds me of all the B movies that would parody famous franchises. Obviously, they couldn’t use the original name due to copyright issues, and they had to suggest that it’s a porn they’re talking about.That’s how we got “Cream of Legends”, a VR porn production about an online video game I had to do a little research about (thank God for YouTube videos).

If League of Legends have a top-down perspective which allows you to see a large part of the map as you advance into the game, “Cream of Legends” implements a first-person perspective on the action. If you don’t know what I’m saying, just imagine that you get in Pac Man’s shoes and explore the mazes: you no longer have the overview, and have to run away from the ghosts without knowing if your next turn gets you into trouble.

The plot involves a walk into the forest with Ahri, the Nine-Tailed Fox. This companion of yours, who is wearing a rather provoking red, white, and golden costume, is played by the beautiful petite lady from Vietnam, PussyKat. You don’t know for certain what it is that you’re looking for, but you’re supposed to be a video game character in a game that features maps with lots of woods and vegetation – so, if you put it into the right context, it all makes sense.

Now that’s what I call a sudden, abrupt, and surprising introduction: you get stunned by a warrior lady, a mage comes to your rescue and seduces the enemy, and then you end up having a threesome just because the laws of attraction make it compulsory. Image Source: VRCosplayX.

The first few seconds might seem rather boring: unlike lots of VR porn productions that begin with an introduction of the purpose, you’re supposed to already know what you’re doing there. Once you see PussyKat’s graciously moving around, you know that you’re in good hands: however, this illusion of safety is broken by some kind of trap. In spite of your belief that the mage was minding the environment for the purpose of protecting you, Nidalee the Bestial Huntress (played by the gorgeous French brunette Anissa Kate) still traps you. Consequently, you get stuck in a weird kind of stun spell, and a busty warrior brunette stealthily approaches you with a javelin in her hand. She must be the enemy you’re fighting against, but there is no way for you to know because you’re stuck.

Luckily, Ahri comes to your rescue and casts a spell on the vengeful and aggressive Nidalee. I’ve done some research on LoL, and the name of this magic skill must be Charm – which is quite appropriate, because the warrior lady becomes lovely and seductive.

After this geeky introduction that only League of Legends players can understand, it’s time for the hardcore action to begin!

It’s really fun to watch The Bestial Huntress speak with a French accent and compliment everyone she sees as if she’s trying to have some raunchy and kinky sex. She slowly gets close to Ahri and greets her in a very flirty way “Hey, beautiful!“. However, the lady mage really isn’t in the mood and orders the charmed beauty to stay away from her. She then comes to you and asks for your name, and proceedingly begins to pull the lower part of your shirt – which is weird, because there is no way to reply in a way that she can hear. With a rather aggressive and commanding voice, Ahri says “We should finish you now.”. The reply is surprising and unexpected, given the fact that you’re facing your fiercest enemy. But the female warrior seductively and sensually says “Oh yes, finish me!“.

Ahri was pretty hard-headed and didn’t fall for Nidalee’s charms at first, but one kiss was more than enough to get her in the mood. Next thing you know, the babes start enjoying each other’s presence much more than you’d expect. Image Source: VRCosplayX.

Even though your Asian fox friend doesn’t feel impressed by Nidalee’s charms, it’s impossible not to fall for her. But now that the danger is gone, Ahri suggests that nobody knows the forest better than her, and it’s time to continue the quest. Nidalee disagrees and states that she’s the one who knows the way to the destination. Your mage ally proceedingly makes it clear that the beautiful French-accented warrior is the enemy and she should not be trusted – instead, warfare should be used against her just to keep her in check. Nidalee doesn’t agree and delivers one of the cheesiest lines in all of VR porn: “I’m not a fighter, I’m a lover.” – I haven’t heard this one since the Michael Jackson – Paul McCartney collaboration from the album “Thriller”, in the song “The Girls Is Mine”. Luckily, the cliché quote is followed by a tender kiss on the lips that gets all the action started.

Here’s how it goes with the two babes: At first they caress you and tease you with the beauty of their naked bodies, then they begin a rather affectionate double blowjob action, and before they begin getting pounded by your hard cock, they decide to enjoy each other in a lesbian scene.

What follows is one of the ultimate dream of every League of Legends video gamer: the two chicks can’t resist the attraction towards each other, but at the same time they want to get dominated and screwed by your testosterone-fueled manly presence. That’s why they decide to get the best of both worlds: they gently rub your hard cock and suck it with an indescribable passion, and they proceedingly begin to engage in lesbianism. It all looks so erotic and Sapphic that you will feel that the veins on your penis are about to explode!

And here’s the best part: once the hardcore action begins, it turns out to be one of the most diverse depictions in the genre. In a nutshell, you get to screw Ahri and Nidalee (portrayed by a Vietnamese babe and a French girl) in cowgirl position, missionary, as well as doggy style!

One of the wildest dreams of a hardcore gamer: screwing the Nine-Tailed Fox Ahdi din missionary position, while Nidalee watches and waits for her turn. Image Source: VRCosplayX.

The camera angles are great, the pacing is just right, and you won’t believe your ears and your eyes just how great this scene really is! The actresses are top-notch and really portray the right kind of feelings, whilst the costumes are outstanding and very well-documented according to the source material.

Also, it is worth noting that this film could easily become the sequel of the article I’ve wrote a while ago on interracial VR porn films: however, the plot and setting are definitely more important than the actual context. It’s true that PussyKat is one of the hottest Asian babes in porn, and probably the most prolific Vietnamese pornstar in the industry.

Additionally, this could be the third part of the series on Geeks (episodes five and six, which also happen to be some of my favorites in terms of casting). However, the brilliance of the production and the way VRCosplayX has decided to handle the situation are prevalent and provide a certain feeling of uniqueness: it’s hard to classify the action and place it within the boundaries of a genre, mainly because there is a lot of diversity involved. Additionally, it makes much more sense from a promotional point of view to name the review after the series, so that it becomes easier to find by fans of League of Legends who want to fulfill a secret fantasy (well, now you have the secret background too!).

But how does “Cream of Legends” rank among other VR porn threesomes?

Well, I’ve got to say that the film turned out to be unexpectedly great: you can watch it even if you don’t know anything about the League of Legends phenomenon and the geeky community surrounding it, but it’s a lot better when you do a little research and learn a thing or two about the characters.

Naturally, the most important factor is the depiction itself: and the actresses are outstanding in terms of bringing the characters to life. I am not very acquainted in the particular character traits of each of the heroes from the game and would really appreciate some input on the matter if gamers read this, but in the opening I’ve really appreciated the attempt of both PussyKat and Anissa Kate to look like legitimate warriors.

The amount of natural beauty you can find in this film is simply mind-blowing. Just look at their pretty faces, they’re some of the finest babes in all of porn! Image Source: VRCosplayX.

Speaking of which, let’s talk about the individual girl’s performance. First of all, there’s Ahri, the lady mage who is beautifully brought to life by the Vietnamese pornstar PussyKat. She is petite, aggressive in the first few minutes, and has the right kind of attitude for a female warrior. Additionally, her gorgeous body with enhanced D-cup breasts and round ass is something for which I believe God is a genius. I love short-tempered women with beautiful bodies and an insatiable sexual appetite – and the Asian babe does a really good job at portraying one.

Conversely, Anissa Kate is the one who brings all the excitement and makes the threesome happen. Her character, the merciless lady warrior Nidalee, falls under a spell and becomes one of the loveliest and most seductive women you will ever see. I have already reviewed quite a few films made by Anissa and she never ceases to impress and bring a new dimension of sensuality to her performances. This all-natural French babe is certainly one of my favorite performers in all of porn, I love the way she looks, and my heart melts each time I hear her speak in her endearing accent. Here’s to many more years of VR porn with this gorgeous woman! Liberté, égalité, baisé!

“Cream of Legends” is certainly a genre boundary pusher and VRCosplayX has really nailed it with this one. I’ll give it a 9.5 out of 10 just because it can look a little silly in the first few minutes, and the special visual effects look very amateurish and B movie-like. Otherwise, it’s really great and impressive.

Ultimately, it comes down to this question: are you a fan of League of Legends? If you are, then this is a must-watch for the intricate plot. If you have no idea about the video game and its characters, then you should watch it for the beauty and the mind-blowing chemistry between the two ladies (also, there’s interracial with an Asian chick!). So what are you waiting for? Grab your VR headset and enjoy this awesome experience!