There’s nothing in this world like the experience of being young, careless, reckless, free, and somehow poorly paid so that you can’t live on your own and require a roommate or housemate to help share the rent costs and make living in the city a lot cheaper. The paradox is that when you get older, become more accomplished as a professional and make enough money to be able to live on your own, you lack the time to enjoy your life as much as you used to. So wealth seems pretty meaningless in the absence of freedom and the ability to act according to your will and principles, rather than make the decision with finances and career opportunities in mind.
Let me give you an example: Right now, if you’re a young and broke person who’s using a cheap Google Cardboard VR solution, you’re probably dreaming about the greatness of the Vive or the almighty Oculus – but the sad part is that you will someday get them after hours of hard work, but never find the time to use them as often as you’d like. Oh, life’s paradoxes!
Being young rocks, and whilst this early stage of life has some drawbacks, living will never be as enjoyable and exciting. Even the annoying roommates who never clean up, forget to flush the toilet, and eat all of your food from the fridge without asking sometimes have a charm of their own – these people aren’t with you because they’re in a much better financial state. Just like you, they’re still struggling and hope for the best. There will be times when, years later, you will meet again and laugh it all off because all the bad memories and problems of cohabitation fade in comparison with the good times you’ve shared.
Today’s glorious threesome embodies this youthful spirit of sharing everything inside a dwelling, having arguments, and settling everything with raunchy sex. After all, there is no better way to rediscover your common ideals and values than to share a sexual partner and reveal some of the most concealed and intimate dimensions of your personality. That’s what roommates do, right? They share!
“Dirty Roommates” by BaDoinkVR
Now, this is a film which gives you an interesting perspective on the events and turns you, the viewer, into something more than the guy who lies on the bed and waits for the humping to begin. The first images of BaDoinkVR’s production present a clearly annoyed Blanche Bradburry, who notices that her roommate still hasn’t washed the dishes. This omniscient perspective which gives you an insight on all the important events is a great early addition, as it breaks the boundaries of all that is conventional. In a nutshell, you’re introduced to the world where you’re allowed to see beyond your physical embodiment, so the story becomes more complex and intricate at least from a spatial point of view.
Within seconds, you are transported into the bedroom, where you see the events from the eyes of Lady Dee‘s boyfriend, who appears to be lucky enough to receive a teasing handjob from the horny brunette. Dynamically and narratively, this shift of perspectives is brilliant and really gives you a context for the situation: you know a lot more than what goes on inside the room where the sexual action takes place, so you’re automatically elevated to the status of psychonaut or god.
Your brunette girlfriend’s naughty tugging is interrupted by an annoyed Blanche who looks furious and wants to inform her roommate that she left the water running once again and it’s bad for the household economy. Dee conveniently places a towel to cover your crotch and the hand she’s using to get a firm grip on your cock and tries to explain that at the moment she is spending some quality time with her boyfriend.
Just when you think that the tension has reached its peak, they settle the dispute when your girlfriend suddenly removes the towel and invites the previously-mad blonde roommate to join in for some fun. Luckily for everyone involved, this is an offer Blanche can’t refuse, and this is how the threesome commences!
But before moving on to the part about describing the action, I just want to say that BaDoink has done a terrible choice with the casting for this one, especially if speaking in English and memorizing lines was a requirement. The two Czech actresses are gorgeous and perform with a unique passion, but can’t speak the language of Shakespeare fluently enough to be convincing. The result just seems forced, tedious, and exaggerated. And this early flaw certainly takes away one point from the final grade, since a big part of the excitement is light-heartedly and thoughtlessly being taken away with bad dialogues. It could have been so much better (and even exotic!) if they just spoke in their native languages and the film featured subtitles or overdubs!
The blowjobs and the intensity of every small action and gesture the babes is enough of a reason to make everyone forget and forgive about the bad dialogues. And rightfully so, seeing how loving Lady Dee is, while Blanche Bradburry is the wild and kinky one, is one hell of a VR experience. The two ladies really come to life in front of your very eyes and it’s great to be able to feast your eyes on such beauty!
Before you get to screw those young kinky riders, you get to see them get involved in a really exciting lesbian scene. After all, your cock has already been moisturized through their passionate blowjob, and before they get a powerful vaginal stretch, they have to lubricate their pussies properly.
Unsurprisingly, after the Sapphic action, Lady Dee becomes the first lady to enjoy your hard screwing. She gets on top of you in reverse cowgirl position and enjoys her blonde roommate’s tender kisses. After all, she is your girlfriend and it was by the virtue of her good will that Blanche was allowed to join in. This delimitation of roles isn’t just great for the overall excitement and the relations of dominance: it’s a great way of teasing you as a viewer and preparing you for the blonde surprise who will rock your world and blow your mind. The threesome is spontaneous but isn’t as important as the relationship between the members of the couple. It’s admirable that BaDoink kept this in mind and developed the film with the right pacing and a believable succession of events.
But by the time Dee turns around to face you for a cowgirl position, it becomes evident in Blanche Bradburry’s eyes that she wants you really badly and she can’t wait until the moment when her turn comes. And rightfully so, she is the cherry on top of the cake, the woman who completes the threesome, and the main event that you have been expecting. And as soon as the blonde gets her turn to try a reverse cowgirl position, you will feel the inner warmth of absolute self-confidence and utmost pride for your manliness.
Thanks to your thoughtful girlfriend, you are now experiencing the hard screwing of a blonde bombshell who just happens to live in the same apartment as your sweetheart.
And even your significant other seems to enjoy the action: she has received a really nice pussy licking, and she also gets to spank her fellow blonde’s ass really hard. The brunette is in control and her gestures of dominance are a reminder that it is thanks to her that everything could take place and round up so harmoniously!
Blanche gets a similar treatment to that of Lady Dee, with the exception that your girlfriend is much more of a hardcore lesbian. Who would have thought that this would happen, especially when Blanche seemed so authoritative and imposing when she walked into the room to complain about the running water? The golden-haired roommate gets screwed in the same positions of reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, and then the situation gets closer to the climax.
For the grand finale, you do what every knight in shining armor would do to after a threesome with damsels in distress: you splash your sticky load all over their pretty faces and gloriously put an end to one of the most adventurous experiences in your entire sex life so far.
“Dirty Roommates” by BaDoinkVR is a great example of an excellent threesome with lots of beauty and talent, which somehow loses the immersion value as soon as long dialogues with Slavic English speakers are filmed and left in the final product. I’m not sure to whom such dialogues can appeal, but I feel sorry for the overall quality of the film because it’s really great.
Blanche Bradburry puts on an outstanding performance and I’ve loved seeing her switch from the upset lioness mood to that of a purring kitten who receives a back rub. Her level of authority and her personal intimidation factor have progressively decreased during the film, and this makes the situation more believable because getting involved with couples can be intimidating since they know each other so well. At the same time, Blanche is an exemplary VR porn performer and it’s always great to see that she adds another title to her body of work. I hope we’ll have you in the industry for at least 10 more years, Blanche!
Lady Dee, on the other hand, plays a character who is persuasive, smart, and ultimately manipulative. She stands her ground during the argument, demonstrates a significant degree of courage when she reveals what she was doing, and she takes the bold step of inviting Blanche to join the fun. There are many dimensions to this character, but I won’t name and analyze them: I will say, however, that I’m happy that the beautiful Czech brunette does her well. I’ve previously reviewed titles in which she co-starred, and it’s great to see that she is still on top of her game. We need more VR porn films from you, Lady Dee!
slo8than says
well I guess this is vr porn’s real mission. to make the impossible happen. my gf would never ever be that generous to share me lol