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Every year on March 17th, Irish people and their diaspora (which involves Americans from the USA, Canada, and even Argentina) and expats celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day – a holiday which traditionally marks the death of Saint Patrick, the spiritual patron of Ireland. It was thanks to this marking religious figure that Christianity was spread in Ireland, so the sweet-accented people from the British archipelago have been celebrating this special holiday for centuries.
Just like pretty much every Christian holiday that was spread among intercontinental colonies, the celebration has become really commercialized, and traditional provisions such as lifting bans on alcohol and food consumption limits have been taken advantage of. Every bar in the world wants to profit from this Irish holiday and promote the kind of lifestyle that benefits their business, and it just might be safe to say that it’s likewise in the case of costume makers who can’t wait to cater their green hats and shamrock-engraved leprechaun suits.
I bet you’ve never had this kind of experience for St. Patrick’s Day. Luckily, the gods of VR porn are generous this year. Image credit: WANKZVR
But in certain situations, everything becomes great: especially when this encouragement of alcohol consumption leads the way to greater experiences in which we meet other people and fulfill some of our deepest and most intimate sexual desires and needs with them. And this is exactly the case in today’s virtual reality porn experience presented by WANKZVR: you walk into a bar for a drink but don’t leave the building until you have had a glorious, precious, and memorable threesome with some of the most beautiful and perverted horny teens around.
Today’s VR threesome presents an unbelievable narrative which evolves up to the point where you will experience some of your wildest dreams. With the aid of two beautiful teenagers, your virtual reality journey transforms into a mesmerizing passport to paradise. So grab your VR helmets and prepare to once again have your minds blown!
“Paddy’s Pub” by WANKZVR
Of all the VR porn openings that I’ve seen so far, this one takes the cake for being one of the weirdest and most unusual. Unlike many other films, there is a slow build-up to the action and you need some time to adjust to the environment, the field of view, the setting, and the two significant characters you will be enjoying some really quality time with: the gorgeous and innocent-looking blonde babe Alex Grey, and her more perverted brunette friend Trinity St. Clair.
Obviously, the location you find yourself in is an Irish pub where Saint Patrick’s day is being celebrated. You’re sitting on a chair close to the bar and watch a bunch of annoying and obnoxious men who seem quite drunk. The festive clothing they’re wearing suggests that they’re quite big fans of the Irish holiday, and they seem so sazzled that they can only mutter words about the waitresses’ titties and their rather horny state.
The gorgeous bar employees Alex Grey and Trinity St. Clair have their eyes set on you and already fantasize about your hard cock. Image credit: WANKZVR
Speaking of whom, the two babes involved in this scene are doing their job at the bar: blonde angel Alex Grey is cleaning the tables and serving the customers with cold and green-colored beer, whilst Trinity St. Clair stands behind the counter and does the bartender work. The dynamics become quite clear when one of the annoying men inside the bar mention that you don’t have a beer, so Alex walks to the bar to get a drink for you.
When the fair-haired lady hands you the pint, she looks quite attracted to you: the way she looks at you and her sudden thoughtfulness and politeness are very revealing and it’s clear that this lady has the hots for you. She then slowly walks away and reveals her gorgeous legs and butt while encountering the obnoxious drunkards she switches from thrilled to just polite for the sake of her conduct in relation to customers.
One particular guy seems to be quite concerned by the fact that some of the customers don’t have a drink – and when he notices that you’re holding a pint, he insists on having a toast with you as a way of wishing each other a happy Saint Patrick’s Day.
But it all has limits and it appears as if Alex Grey can’t take the men’s drunkness anymore. She decides it’s time to cut them off, and even makes up a reason to make the two sazzled men leave (and keep you): you are VIP and they’re not, so they have to leave. Trinity also backs her co-worker, thus demonstrating that there just has to be something about you that they like.
Well, this is one fortunate twist of events. Calling the other men annoying would certainly be an understatement, and receiving VIP status is an intriguing situation whose benefits are yet to be revealed. Also, it’s great that this tedious introduction is finally over and you get to see more of Alex Grey and her cute brunette friend, Trinity St. Clair.
Just look at how happy they are to finally get their tongues on your cock! Image credit: WANKZVR
What can be further said about the situation is that you will momentarily forget all about St. Patrick’s Day and think it’s St. Clair’s Day (excuse the bad pun, but I just had to write it in). For the next hour (exactly the time the two ladies said they would be closing the bar for), you will be experiencing a steamy, raunchy, hot, and ultra exciting threesome with two of the prettiest faces in the porn industry, who just happen to work in a bar when you’re casually having a drink on St. Patrick’s Day!
You will get the textbook VR special treatment and feel blessed by the tongues and tight pussies of two young women with an exuding and overdeveloped sexuality, and this is all part of the so-called VIP treatment.
What adds a lot of value and excitement to the scenes is the history the waitress-bartender duo seems to be sharing together. Their passionate actions look as if they are the consequence of previous actions, and you just happen to be there when they unleash their inner sexual beasts. Because you shouldn’t fool yourselves: while it might be true that you’re the lucky guy who gets VIP treatment, there are many lesbian moments which tell a story of their own.
There is a horny mix of gratefulness and sheer joy that Alex Grey always displays while getting nailed. Image credit: WANKZVR
It will seem as if they have concealed some kind of profound passion for each other’s beauty and whether they assist the other one while she’s having her pussy slammed or they are casually kissing in the midst of a blowjob, it’s clear that they have a history together. And let me be the one who says it, it’s great to be the alpha male they allow to participate in their wild affair.
Just like in most VR porn threesomes, the fun begins with a passionate double blowjob, and it continues with an enactment of the cowgirl position. So far, it’s an instant classic which doesn’t promise to re-invent the wheel but produces a gorgeous version of it instead. And it’s so pretty to the eyes that you will feel stunned and hypnotized by everything that takes place within your 180-degrees field of view.
Except for the sexual positions themselves, the really exciting parts are the individual characteristics of Alex Grey and Trinity St. Clair, the way they caress each other, and the ongoing chemistry.
The ladies might be doing similar jobs, but the way they act when a big hard cock penetrates them is quite different. The way I perceived the events, Trinity seems harder to please and her moans come out as rather fake. It looks as if it takes a lot more to please her, and she’s quite a challenging partner. Luckily, you also get to see the sweeter side of her when she is engaged in lesbian action, and the touches of her blonde partner seem to please her much more than the screwing itself. And the point of reference is the authenticity of the reactions, rather than the loudness of the moans.
Trinity St. Clair seems to be a lot more enthusiastic about having a lesbian affair. Alex Grey clearly doesn’t mind it. Image credit: WANKZVR
On the other hand, Alex Grey displays a higher degree of excitement when she gets nailed. Maybe that I’m biased and my perception is entirely subjective, but I’ve enjoyed watching her ride much more than her colleague. She appears to be more genuine, relaxed, and natural – hence my extended appreciation for this angel-faced dirty girl. The way she smiles is simply charming, and her gazes reflect a high degree of intensity: it’s like each time she looks into your eyes, she says, “I want you really badly and I can’t get enough of you.” I wish I could say the same about Trinity, but she just doesn’t seem as genuinely involved and excited in the riding.
Luckily, there is an intricate lesbian action which involves face-sitting and cunnilingus – and this seems to please Trinity St. Clair to a higher extent and reveals a different side of her
As a matter of fact, every moment which involves lesbian kissing, licking, or caressing makes the whole scene a lot better, more natural, and infinitely more passionate. Trinity St. Clair and Alex Grey have a really great chemistry and it’s hard to tell which one is dominant and which one submits to the will of the other. They are perfect equals and they even out every situation.
What’s even better is that they project tiny parts of their personality with every gesture they make and the experience is enriched by their different reactions to getting boned. I think it’s safe to say that you got really lucky on St. Patrick’s Day and this hour-long VIP treatment you’re getting from the two ladies is the best experience you could have had.
Having a beer on St. Patrick’s Day has never been so great. Alex Grey and Trinity St. Clair really help you get the most out of this experience and make you feel glad you’re alive and own a VR headset. Image credit: WANKZVR
“Paddy’s Pub” by WANKZVR is an ambitious project which tries to combine an extended time for immersion with a long hardcore experience involving two of the hottest young pornstars in the industry. Visually, it’s really great and the attention to details (which includes costumes and decorations for St. Patrick’s Day) gives the film a high production value and makes it worth the price of admission. The binaural sound also does justice to the events going on in front of your eyes, so the presentation is nearly perfect.
Additionally, I have to address the issue of sexual positions: there is no issue here. The babes get nailed in turns in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, and doggystyle. In between these highlights they passionately kiss, give tender blowjobs, and even engage in raunchy cunnilingus. Consequently, there is enough diversity for everybody to enjoy.
There are, however, two inconveniences that keep this title from reaching the perfect-10 status. First of all, the introduction doesn’t do too much to the overall narrative and it’s way too obnoxious and over-the-top to be taken seriously. I’m not even sure if it’s meant to be taken seriously, but this parody tone and depiction of Irish stereotypes isn’t something I appreciated too much. What I do have to remark is the consistency to the St. Patrick’s Day theme and the attention to details – these are certainly pluses.
Secondly, I wasn’t a fan of Trinity St. Clair’s acting and, at times, I’ve felt as if the experience wasn’t as smooth and seamless. During certain parts, I felt as if she overacts and doesn’t put too much passion into the performance. By contrast, watching Alex Grey was as exciting as can be: this blonde girl is a lot more enthusiastic, charismatic, and energetic. I just couldn’t take my eyes off of her!
nice, a perfect way to celebrate patricks day.
Lol too late for your recommendation this year. Will go back to this next year haha