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For millennia, masturbation has followed a few basic processes, all geared by our most base desires and needs. “It’s about happiness on demand, an increased level of happiness,” explains Brian Sloan, creator of an artificially intelligent fellatio simulation device he has named Autoblow AI.
Image: Brian Sloan, Autoblow AI creator.
Any avid male user of masturbatory aids will know the market still has a way to go in accepting such devices as normal, healthy, commonplace tools for sexual health. Eventually, penile masturbators may land on Target and Wal-Mart shelves like their female-aimed counterparts, but right now, it is still a niche market without broad exposure. Autoblow AI hopes to change all that. Intent on desexualizing the device as much as possible, Sloan calls this latest AI-aided iteration of his creation “less of a sexual device and more of a life-enhancing device.”
Beating Off the Smarter Way
Image: Some of the stroking techniques performed by Autoblow AI
The AI behind Sloan’s latest Autoblow version offers ten different blowjob simulations at ten different speeds, each a carefully mapped route to delivering users into sexual ecstasy. The device also features an “Edge” button that allows you to hang out on a particularly pleasurable vibe for as long as you like.
This is Really Fappening!
Whether Sloan can successfully break down retail taboos around male masturbation in much the same way female-focused aids quite quickly moved from dark, dingy sex stores to big-box retailers by the thousands remains to be seen. What is already abundantly clear is that Autoblow AI shows enormous promise. Blasting past its crowdfunding goal of $50,000 to reach $300,000 in just two months, Autoblow AI has finally launched and can now be purchased for less than $300.
Image: Autoblow AI stripped bare.
Privacy is a major issue for many early tech adopters, but when the information in question is very much private and of a distinctly sexual nature, it’s an even more contentious issue. Sloan decided to keep Autoblow AI offline, noting “the minute you connect your product to the Internet, you become a target for hackers, lawyers and people looking to cash in on this topic.” Instead of feeding a remote AI system your personal bio-data, Autoblow AI is loaded with the results of more than 100 hours of fellatio footage assessment and analysis, meaning all the AI power it holds, it holds within. When you’re sticking your dick into a “smart machine,” it is undoubtedly more comforting to know it’s’s not reporting back to the office about your premature ejaculation or the size of your urethra.
Protect Your Privacy, Your Penis, Yourself
Sooner or later, such masturbation aids will inevitably remain connected to the cloud, gobbling up your physical responses and selling them to third parties. Does this mean an unconnected device like Autoblow AI will stick around to ensure a private option, or will even the Autoblow range eventually include integrated networking and a loss of penile privacy? Are we currently cruising through a golden age of sex toys aided by but not absolutely tied to cloud computing and AI systems? Raising the standard of male masturbation to meets its futuristic potential is a task for only the most dedicated and determined sex toy creator. Right now, for men at least, Autoblow AI offers the most advanced way to wank.
“Eventually, penile masturbators may land on Target and Wal-Mart shelves” I can’t wait for that day.