We’ve heard it all before: we shouldn’t masturbate, but rather look for a partner to mutually satisfy our sexual desires. If only it were that simple! We’re mere humans, we have our bad days, our mood swings, our depression phases, and women have their periods to make sure our horny selves get to jerk off for several days every month.
Furthermore, a lot of people say that couples should only enjoy each other and avoid living in this virtual projection of an Utopian and idealized world where we are sex gods who get served my stunningly-beautiful sex slaves.
While there’s some truth in every statement and each person is free to conduct his or her own sex life according to one’s personal will and desire, I tend to disagree. For as long as humans have inhabited planet Earth, they have relied on imagination.
We wouldn’t have built bridges if we didn’t imagine ourselves crossing to the other side to reach the tasty-looking fruit. We would have never invented telephones if we didn’t desire to communicate with our dear ones from a distance and without having to possess supernatural psychic powers. Also, we would have never invented electricity and the light bulb to power it if it wasn’t for somebody to imagine working after dusk just like in the daytime.
You get my point: we are humans and we need our imagination in order to achieve greater goals. Additionally, it’s not always the case that our significant others possess the looks of sex gods/goddesses who fulfill each and every desire we have. That’s why couples have been cheating on each other for as long as our society decided that it’s better to stay monogamous: they need something new, they want to experience what they’ve never had, and they have a desire to step into the unknown. Trying and experiencing is part of the human nature and there is nothing we can do about it.
However, what if I told you that VR pornography can be a safe and healthy alternative to cheating?
I’m telling you, this technology isn’t just impressive from a purely technical point of view, it’s also something that is bound to change social norms. The way we look and understand sex will change forever once we put our VR headsets on (I personally use the cheaper Playstation VR, as I’ve previously owned the console) and we access some really great content, like the one on Virtual Real Porn. For only $60 a year, I’ll be banging some of the hottest women to ever appear on camera and it’s all safe and healthy for my relationship.
My kind of cheating on my wife doesn’t involve another person, isn’t bound to destroy our family and household, and absolutely doesn’t do any harm to our relationship. Contrary to the assumptions one might have, our sex life has become a lot better since we discovered the ways in which one of us can use the VR headset.
I can lay on my back and masturbate while I watch this stunning and gorgeous blonde who reminds me of a 1950s Hollywood actress. Let’s take, for example, the film “Sweet Dance” starring the incredible Eris Maximo. She’s absolutely the kind of woman I’ve wanted to have in my bed ever since I saw Marilyn Monroe’s skirt being lifted by ventilation, as she was graciously trying to hide her private parts and smile at the camera. Watching her slowly approach my virtual (and very muscular) avatar while wearing a very classy corset has made my veins pump like crazy! The way she gently undressed and teased me was unquestionably memorable. It was like one of those wild dreams: except that this one can be experienced as many times as I like, and I can rewind every scene. You have no idea how strong of an orgasm I’ve had.
There was also this one time when I was in our bedroom with the VR set on, fulfilling my lifelong fantasy to have a threesome with two of the most gorgeous girls I’ve ever seen (see for yourself in the picture on the left). Accordingly, I was watching “Taking Care of You”, another Virtual Real Porn production which features a breath-taking Eastern-looking brunette (Anissa Kate) and a stunning and lively redhead (Amarna Miller).
I have no idea when and how, but I suddenly felt a tender kiss on my crotch, just above my hard penis. My wife had caught me masturbating to one of my fantasies! But instead of being mad, she joined in and made sure she was taking advantage from all the sexual energy those two hotties were bringing me. Hearing her moan while she was riding on top of me was absolutely surreal. It was like getting the best of both worlds: satisfying my wife like I always should, but watching two of the most beautiful women in the world pleasure my virtual self. I remember I came really hard and my wife came next to me and whispered in my ear “I absolutely loved it, we should do this more often. But next time, it’s my turn to have the headset on”. Then she gently kissed me on the neck and left me in one of the most pleasant situations I’ve experienced all throughout my sex life!
The best sexual fantasies are the ones that are shared with your significant other.
As I said in the first lines of the article, VR sex isn’t meant to replace regular, old-fashioned sex with real human beings. However, there are thousands of ways in which it can improve regular sex: and these ways are quantified in terms of videos and in terms of approaching the scenes. You can try to replicate the headset experience, you can try to compete in a race of bettering the virtual depiction, or you can even try to have different types of sex in the real and the virtual world, simultaneously! Trust me, I’ve tried it and your brain will be absolutely confused – which results in a very strong orgasm and an experience that you will want to talk about when it’s confession time under the blanket.
After your mid-thirties, your sex life tends to get stale, boring, predictable and can even decrease in frequency and intensity – especially if you have a stable life partner and you’re getting bored of each other. But this is where VR technology steps in and does something regular pornography just can never achieve: both of you can cheat with your brains, while pleasuring each other with your bodies. If you get fat and ugly (which is something I wouldn’t wish to my worst enemies), having to look at each other’s unappealing bodies will not be a problem: you just put your VR headset on, choose the graphic depictions that you prefer, and carry on with everything. It’s all very natural and it’s just like closing your eyes and imagining that you’re on a beach while a Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson strips you and goes down on your penis.
However, with VR you don’t have to use your imagination: you just put your headset on, select a fantasy you want to fulfill and enjoy receiving the kind of pleasure not even money will buy you in real life.
It’s not a form of cheating, but a way of strengthening relationships and exploring new dimensions of your sexuality. It’s a way for both partners to enjoy their wildest sexual fantasies and something that you can buy for the same money you would pay for just one hour of a sex worker’s services: except that it’s real cheating, it will most likely be terrible and below expectations, and you will end up with a nasty secret that can potentially ruin your otherwise great relationship.
Just be smart about it, know your limits and make the investment that will strengthen your relationship, not the one that will lead to its demise. Regardless of the Virtual Reality equipment you choose, Virtual Real Porn will absolutely blow your mind and make your sex life great again! Trust me, I have also been skeptical until the moment I’ve actually tried it. How about you ask your partner too and see if they’re interested in taking the relationship to a whole new physical level? Nothing compares to the kind of oral you receive while watching some naughty teen tease you and feel you on the verge of coming for a very long time!
everpennon says
Nah! of course it doesn’t replace the real sex, but it gives more spice to the action.
bixentur says
I totally agree!
Envirst says
Well, maybe it doesn’t replace real sex, but the real question is, does it replace non-vr porn? And I think the answer to that is increasingly “yes”.