Katrin Tequila, Tangy and Sweet

Image credit: Bad At Math

So I was in Omsk, Russia a week ago, just chillin’.  It’s a small town not far from Russia’s border with Kazakhstan (“number one exporter of potassium” according to the film Borat).  A colorful and interesting place, to be sure.

Head to Omsk to see Stepan the Plumber. Image credit: WeirdRussia

One can check out a giant concrete ball in Buchholz Square or visit the truly lovely Assumption Cathedral.  Not to be missed is the Monument to Stepan the Plumber.  Well, that got me to thinking.  If there was a monument to Stepan the Plumber, there must be a monument to Katrin Tequila, the VR porn star.  After all, the city was her birthplace.

A Monument to Porn Stardom

So I walked the grand little city.  I ate a bowl of Lobiyo in a local eatery.  I saw many more monuments and more cathedrals.  Now, I don’t care if one is searching for the monument to Anna Thorne, Janett, or any of Katrin’s other aliases.  No monument.  That’s bullshit, man.

Will this post be that monument?  A tribute to a virtual reality porn queen?  Well, that’s a tall order.  But let’s dig in.

Image credit: Bad At Math

So, Katrin was born in a town where you won’t forget the men and women who unclog your toilets, and before long it was to the porn industry with her.  Several years later, she’s done scenes with quite a few bald Russian guys and has done nearly every sex act that has been cataloged.  She’s about to turn 26.

She says her family is angry at her career choice, while her friends are amused by it.  She doesn’t necessarily like huge cocks.

It just about goes without saying that the Russian blonde sports a gigantic flesh mural of a tattoo on her upper right thigh.  If you’ve seen her (and if you’ve seen porn, you’ve seen her), you’ve noticed the ink.

But how does she appear in a pair of VR goggles?

Katrin Goes Virtual

Well, a good place to start is probably her scene Bad at Math.  This is a step-sister fantasy, which pretty much guarantees Katrin will be in a short black-and-red plaid skirt, and yes, she is.  With some stockings to go along.

Image credit: Trap

Once the scene takes its carnal turn, it’s pretty much themed as a torrid, hot and sweaty virtual affair.  It’s not so much meant to be an encyclopedia of sex acts as a depiction of a step-sister seducing her step-bro and maybe nervously rushing it.  That doesn’t make it a bad scene—a sense of urgency is often just what the doctor ordered, particularly in binaural sound.

The bra-on riding gives everything a nice, naughty feel.

Katrin Shares the Spotlight

Image credit: Bad At Math

Then there’s Trap.  Great googly-moogly, experience this for yourself.  The fantasy is that you’ve been handcuffed and tortured the night before, woken up and tortured more.  But…sexually.  In addition to our Katrin, it stars Amarna Miller and the smokin’ superstar who is storming the porn world, Luna Corazon.  That’s a lot of talent.  I mean, you’ve been cuffed and knocked unconscious by three of the sexiest ladies in the porn world.  An intercontinental trio of criminals with perky tits.

So, yeah, this is an S&M movie with leather, riding crops, all that.  The girls do you the courtesy of kissing each other inches from your face, and there’s plenty of binaural dirty talk.  It’s not a scene, it’s a happening.

I think we’ll be seeing quite a bit more of the saucy Russian with the Mexican last name.  Watch this space!