Meet the International Student Next Door

Russian Teen Arwen Gold. Image credit: Sex After Private Concert

Sometimes, language fails.  We just don’t have the word or phrase for a particular situation.  We can sit around and pout or we can do something about it.  In my case, I choose to invent something.

We know what a Girl Next Door (GND) is.  She’s cute, perky, not a model type, without that “too hot for thou” air about her.  She doesn’t look like she’d be in porn, more so in VR porn.  You could run into anywhere—heck, she could live next door to you.

But what about the International Student Next Door?  Who is she and what’s she like?  Well, like a GND, she doesn’t look like the X of the month in an old-school men’s magazine, or a runway model, etc.  But she’s different.  She doesn’t look just like someone you’d run into at the Arby’s or whatnot.  Or, maybe more to the point, she doesn’t seem like it, particularly once you start talking to her.

Alexis Crystal and Timea Bella. Image credit: VR Horny Babes Never Bored

Perhaps she has exotic brown skin or piercing dark eyes.  Perhaps she dresses a bit differently from some of the gals in your town.  She seems like a college girl–she’s about 18-24—but that’s not quite specific enough.

Especially when she talks.  She has a torturously wild, profound way of speaking, making “do you know what time it is?” sound like “we do doggy style now, yes?”  No matter what country you’re from, she’s from a different one.  She is the International Student Next Door.  She has come to your country to study, but instead, she’s being ogled by you…and everyone else.

Would you like some examples?

Arwen Gold

Oh, my.  College 101.  You look at this tall gal with her flowing long hair and think “Philosophy major.”  She knows things you never will, and that’s hot.  The kind of sexuality she exudes is one of a strong woman who would never settle for having a boring time in the sack.  Pure gold.

Nicole Love

Nicole Love. Image credit: Playful Fun

Let’s start off with Nicole Love.  If you live anywhere but Central Europe, this girl seems different.  In a great way.  She comes into the place where you work with her book bag, and you’ve seen her on the bus.  You’ve noticed her and have appreciated her smoky eyes.  That one day when she was wearing a Pikachu costume for no obvious reason, you were like “daaaaamn.”

There’s something about her.  She’s a bit subversive, a bit gutsy.  It’s as though in her land, the sexual standards are laxer than in yours.  Does she crave—immersed in her studies as she seems to be—some hard banging?  Or is she a naughty type who needs to seduce another girl, be in control?  Obviously, she’s not a virtual reality porn star, right? She has her studies.

Go up to her and ask her about her Pokemon fixation.  That’s my starter line with every girl I meet. It gets me an “in.”

Jessica Bell

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Jessica illustrates one of the greatest phenomena in human life—that a pretty girl doesn’t have to be prettier than the next pretty girl to still be fun to be around.  You’ve had a few conversations with this gal at the convenience store, and she’s just really in your head, you know?

It’s how she moves, how she talks.  The sexuality bubbles to the surface pretty quickly, even if you hadn’t noticed it from a distance.  What would she be like after a few dates?  If things got really heated?  Most of life is speculation, brother.  Own it.

Sophie Luuna

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Ms. Luuna looks more like a college girl than Bill Hader looks like a comedian.  She wants you to think she’s all about hiking boots and those weird mesh holders for her water bottle and textbooks and highlighters and reading while in line at Taco Bell.

But you’re imagining her pulling off her top and running her hands all over her body. Before long, you’re dreaming of taking her for some hardcore sex in every room of your apartment, even the bathroom.  You long to be able to bring out the passion in her.

So, that’s an International Student Next Door: subtle good looks, maybe a serious look to her, with that nasty factor not far beneath the surface.

If you’re not quite getting it yet, look at Alexis Crystal, Violet Starr, and the American studying abroad, Bobbi Dylan.  Enjoy!