Welcome to Iron Porn Star Stadium, where today, our two porn stars,
Cayla Lions and Riley Reid, will be asked to whip up delicious dishes with the secret ingredients: their own bodies!
You know the rules: I pick two girls who are similar in some important ways and compare them in terms of face, bod, personality, and sex skills. Remember, there are no losers!
Face
Cayla: Cayla has that European face through and through—a bit peeved-looking, and then looking kind of dirty when she smiles. Very sculpted cheekbones. Her particular killer trait is her plump lips. She has that high-class appeal that is devastating.
Riley: In contrast, Ms. Reid is way GND (girl next door) but certainly pretty. A close look shows all of her features to be quite nice, and she comes across as friendly and accessible.
Edge: It’s close, but let’s go with
Cayla
Cayla 1 Riley 0
Body
Cayla: The two ladies are evenly matched here. Cayla is thin and toned, without much in the way of curves. She’s tat free for fellas who like that. Very straightforward and toned and cute.
Riley: Also, small, toned, small boobs. Riley has a bit more booty definition, and I happen to like the bush she’s been exhibiting lately if that counts as a body. But would it be fair to give one girl the edge here? They’re body twins.
Edge: Too Close to Call
Cayla 1 Riley 0
Personality
Cayla: Now, Cayla is only so fluent in English, and in fact speaks what I assume is Czech in
Violette Pink and Cayla Lyons Hardcore—and it’s hot is hell. But I get a lot from her personality even if I haven’t heard her speak many sentences I understand.
Dovetailing with her sophisticated European facial features, she seems like a classy gal—you can imagine her unwinding after a shoot by playing a Beethoven concerto on a grand piano. One way or another, there’s something going on in that mind of hers. You can see her kind of knowing the ropes of a porn set and turning in very polished, professional performances, which I respect. And when she lovingly kisses Violette on the cheek in their hardcore scene, it’s wonderful.
Riley: Here’s a gal who seems like a real people person. She approaches porn by giving it her all and knows how to deliver some of the over-the-top dirty talks without seeming false or corny.
In the VR realm, particularly, making a viewer feel as though he or she could be really hooking up with the porn star is essential.
Edge: Gotta go with
Riley here.
Cayla 1 Riley 1
Sex Performance
Cayla: You get the sense that Ms. Lyons would be really great in an off-camera scene. She has this “I’m good at everything I do, including screwing” kind of appeal to her. One thing I love is her
throaty, low moans. Very cool-European.
Riley: When you see someone on SNL playing some crazy character or impersonating a celebrity, you don’t think they
are that character. But that doesn’t make it less funny. Likewise, when Riley says to a guy she
wants to “taste that naughty pussy on that dick,” yeah, it sounds like a porn line, but she still delivers it really well. She’s there to please.
Riley Reid is also just very energetic and alive in a scene, as evidenced in
One Last Bang Before the Wedding. When a porn star is being eaten out while standing and she gyrate her hips, pushing her cooch into her female co-star’s face, she’s doing it right.
Edge: Close call, but
Riley
That means
Riley just scrapes out the win 2-1. But I have nothing but love for Cayla as well. Thanks, ladies!
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