You damn near spit your donut out when this girl zipped past your patrol car well above the speed limit. Never mind that: she’s completely naked while doing so! You can’t recall a time that you’ve pulled someone over so eagerly. Look, ma’am, I don’t agree with public indecency laws either. But I have to write some kind of citation. What’s that? Yes, I suppose there is something you can do for me instead.
Animation by the Firebrand ( https://www.patreon.com/thefirebrandsfm ) and sound by Laarel.