Today we’re going to talk about something a little off-topic that doesn’t get covered very often.
Let’s talk about you for a moment: you’ve got yourself one of the best VR setups money can buy. Not only do you have an Oculus Rift headset and a ludicrously powerful gaming PC, you’ve got terabytes worth of VR porn and sex games. You’ve made all the preparations for a night of self-love -- the blinds are drawn, a Marvin Gaye record is on, and you’ve turned on LED flameless candles because there’s no sense in accidentally burning down your house with real candles while your VR headset is on. However, something is missing.
A sex toy.
Yes, a sex toy. For men.
Women use sex toys quite often. Chances are, most of the women you’ve ever met own a vibrator or other sex toy. For some reason a double-standard exists that divides men and women – an unspoken rule that states while women can empower themselves with sex toys, men are weak or sissies for doing so.
There’s no point in discussing gender theory, and if you are totally dismissive of the idea of using a sex toy as a man, there isn’t much to be said that could change your beliefs. But shouldn’t a man (or any human of any gender) have the ability to do what he wants, regardless of the opinions of others – especially when it comes to private masturbation? Why not take the next step? Go balls deep.
Think about it, how often do you masturbate? If you’re reading this right now, you have taken steps to improve your visual experience – (Obviously! You’re watching VR Porn!) – but there’s a whole world of possibilities waiting to improve your physical experience.
We're not going to be talking about butt-plugs or anything of that nature, strictly toys or other items intended for your penis. Let’s start with the basics, and we’ll work our way down the shaft of potential.
Lotion or Lubricant
How much lube is too much lube?
Now is a good time to make the following point abundantly clear – you aren’t masturbating wrong. With that being said, you most likely have room for improvement, and a more pleasurable method of masturbation can be the difference between good and mind-blowing. Maybe you use spit now. Maybe you don’t use anything. If you’re a minimalist, this is how you’ll kick things up a notch. Lubricant is the most basic physical aid to male masturbation, and the one that has the potential to improve your quality of life the most, because it can be used with other sex toys.
Cetaphil Fragrance-Free Moisturizing Lotion, 16 Ounce, available at , the completely free sex VR game for Oculus and Vive (also compatible with Google Cardboard display). If you’re having sex with anime characters in virtual reality, why not have your hands feel what your eyes are seeing?
Something that sets onaholes apart from other male sex toys are their various themes. For example, you might find onaholes marketed with personalities in mind (e.g. tsundere) or even parodying specific anime characters.
With sex toys designed to be penetrated, consider investing in some accessories, like a hole warmer for a more pleasurable sensation. Make sure that your lube is water-based when using silicone sex toys.
What's To Cum For The Future of Male Sex Toys
If you’re interested in VR, you know the industry is continuously evolving, and that includes more than just headset technology. Secondary markets are expanding and being created as technology improves. One day, in the not-so-distant-future, you might be able to own a system that connects to your VR headset, controlling the masturbating for you. Sex toy company Tenga is currently researching and developing ways to make it happen. In the meantime, Tenga offers cleverly-designed male-masturbators that don’t exactly look sexual, but might perform even better. The sex toy being used in the video is their flagship model called the Deep Throat Cup, which the company recommends to newcomers.
Tenga Deep Throat Cup, available at Amazon.
In the future, we might see more products like the Autoblow 2, “The Original Massage Chair for Your Penis”, which was crowdfunded to 622% at $336,332. That's a lot of guys who aren't afraid to try something different.
It’s hard to predict the distant future, but we can enjoy the present while it’s here. There are amazing pieces of technology that you can get your hands on (and dick in) to improve your virtual reality experience. Masturbation is a routine activity, but you don’t need to just go through the motions every time you do it. Treat yourself, and enjoy it as much as possible.
