Why Are You Still Using Your Hand? Upgrading your VR Porn Experience

Today we’re going to talk about something a little off-topic that doesn’t get covered very often.

Let’s talk about you for a moment: you’ve got yourself one of the best VR setups money can buy. Not only do you have an Oculus Rift headset and a ludicrously powerful gaming PC, you’ve got terabytes worth of VR porn and sex games. You’ve made all the preparations for a night of self-love — the blinds are drawn, a Marvin Gaye record is on, and you’ve turned on LED flameless candles because there’s no sense in accidentally burning down your house with real candles while your VR headset is on. However, something is missing.

 

A sex toy.

 

Yes, a sex toy. For men.

Women use sex toys quite often. Chances are, most of the women you’ve ever met own a vibrator or other sex toy. For some reason a double-standard exists that divides men and women – an unspoken rule that states while women can empower themselves with sex toys, men are weak or sissies for doing so.

There’s no point in discussing gender theory, and if you are totally dismissive of the idea of using a sex toy as a man, there isn’t much to be said that could change your beliefs. But shouldn’t a man (or any human of any gender) have the ability to do what he wants, regardless of the opinions of others – especially when it comes to private masturbation? Why not take the next step? Go balls deep.

Think about it, how often do you masturbate? If you’re reading this right now, you have taken steps to improve your visual experience – (Obviously! You’re watching VR Porn!) – but there’s a whole world of possibilities waiting to improve your physical experience.

We’re not going to be talking about butt-plugs or anything of that nature, strictly toys or other items intended for your penis. Let’s start with the basics, and we’ll work our way down the shaft of potential.

 

Lotion or Lubricant

How much lube is too much lube?

Now is a good time to make the following point abundantly clear – you aren’t masturbating wrong. With that being said, you most likely have room for improvement, and a more pleasurable method of masturbation can be the difference between good and mind-blowing. Maybe you use spit now. Maybe you don’t use anything. If you’re a minimalist, this is how you’ll kick things up a notch. Lubricant is the most basic physical aid to male masturbation, and the one that has the potential to improve your quality of life the most, because it can be used with other sex toys.

 

Cetaphil Fragrance-Free Moisturizing Lotion, 16 Ounce, available at Amazon.

Using this is simple: place some lotion in your hand, grab your dick, and get to work. It also has a lot of benefits: it’s hypoallergenic, meaning it won’t cause irritation; it can be used for more than just masturbation (you know, like moisturizing your face); and finally, it’s pretty inconspicuous. Although, if this is next to your desktop with a box of tissues, you won’t be fooling anyone. I don’t suggest using this for actual sex, though.

Most lubes that aren’t lotion are typically intended for sex, and fall into one of two categories: water-based, and silicone-based. I recommend using water-based for masturbation, because water-based lubes can be used with sex toys, such as…

 

The Fleshlight

Fleshlight Original Male Masturbator, Pink Lady, available at Amazon.

If you want to kick your masturbation up a notch and you’re not sure where to start, Fleshlights are where many guys begin – and finish. (Catch my drift?) Most people would agree, the Fleshlight is not only one of the best-selling (if not the single best-selling) male sex toys out there, it also brought the idea of the male masturbatory aid into public understanding. It looks realistic, and is available in a wide variety of interior and exterior textures, mimicking vaginal, anal, and oral sex. There are also porn star-endorsed models featuring their body parts as molds.

Fleshlight is indisputably the name in male sex toys to most people. With this name recognition comes a higher price point than many other male sex toys, including imitators that are arguably the same quality for a more frugal price. Have some ideas on how you can improve the self-love during your next VR fap session? Don’t max out your credit cards just yet, there’s more!

There are also sex toys for men that not only look like the labia or the outside of the vagina, but entire asses, such as…

 

Onaholes and Other Realistic Sex Toys

Jessica Sanders Realistic Vagina Premium Sex Toy, available at Amazon; Secret Lover Himekano Onahole, available at Amazon.

This might be the line in the sand many of you aren’t comfortable with crossing, and that’s fine. You might change your mind after learning a little bit about them, however. There are a variety of body-shaped sex toys, both Japanese and Western-themed. If you’re familiar with Otaku culture, you may already know that an onahole is similar to the aforementioned Fleshlight. Onahole translates to “masturbation hole”, and can range from the tube-shaped Fleshlight-style to body onaholes, with silicone tits, asses, and fuckable orifices.

A lot of sex toys in this category are perfect for Waifu Sex Simulator, the completely free sex VR game for Oculus and Vive (also compatible with Google Cardboard display). If you’re having sex with anime characters in virtual reality, why not have your hands feel what your eyes are seeing?

Something that sets onaholes apart from other male sex toys are their various themes. For example, you might find onaholes marketed with personalities in mind (e.g. tsundere) or even parodying specific anime characters.

With sex toys designed to be penetrated, consider investing in some accessories, like a hole warmer for a more pleasurable sensation. Make sure that your lube is water-based when using silicone sex toys.

 

What’s To Cum For The Future of Male Sex Toys

If you’re interested in VR, you know the industry is continuously evolving, and that includes more than just headset technology. Secondary markets are expanding and being created as technology improves. One day, in the not-so-distant-future, you might be able to own a system that connects to your VR headset, controlling the masturbating for you. Sex toy company Tenga is currently researching and developing ways to make it happen. In the meantime, Tenga offers cleverly-designed male-masturbators that don’t exactly look sexual, but might perform even better. The sex toy being used in the video is their flagship model called the Deep Throat Cup, which the company recommends to newcomers.

Tenga Deep Throat Cup, available at Amazon. 

In the future, we might see more products like the Autoblow 2, “The Original Massage Chair for Your Penis”, which was crowdfunded to 622% at $336,332. That’s a lot of guys who aren’t afraid to try something different.

It’s hard to predict the distant future, but we can enjoy the present while it’s here. There are amazing pieces of technology that you can get your hands on (and dick in) to improve your virtual reality experience. Masturbation is a routine activity, but you don’t need to just go through the motions every time you do it. Treat yourself, and enjoy it as much as possible.