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The future is here. Tesla’s self-driving cars are getting a noteworthy update this summer. Engineers at Tesla have been hard at work coming up with a solution to idle time in self-driving cars. Their solution, one ushered by Elon Musk himself, has shocked the business world.
Courtesy of VRPorn.com, the biggest virtual reality site, each new Tesla is going to come with a porn packed VR headset. Using the power of AI, the headset is capable of displaying your perfect sexual fantasy from VRPorn’s Premium catalogue. All from the comfort of your own self-driving car.
“It’s important to take a load off every now and then,” said Musk. “And in our testing, people have been enjoying their commutes much more often than anything else we’ve tried.”
“Our engineers have been ‘testing’ this feature non-stop for the past month,” the Tesla CEO said. “It’s been extremely successful. Porn drives innovation. This is especially relevant with self-driving cars.”
Musk put his VR headset back on as he spoke. “That’s hot,” he continued. “This will also be key in preventing boredom in the long journey to Mars.”
Tesla’s CEO excused himself for a short drive in his Tesla.
It’s believed that this innovation is the catalyst needed for Tesla to finally establish itself as a dominant mainstream car company.
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