The Oculus Rift S

The Oculus Rift S is a new headset from Oculus that aims to combine strong ergonomics with superior specs. Let’s take a closer look at this exciting new product.

Feel the Meat in Your Hand and the Image in Your Brain

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The new Oculus Rift S is launching later this year and will give all of us exciting virtual reality porn experiences. It will take our sex and gaming and masturbation to new levels. It promises to be the most immersive VR system ever created yet. It makes my balls fill with cum just thinking about how this new Rift S will induce my penis flesh with mind-blowing orgasms. My mind is ready, willing and eager to melt into this delicious cheese soup of technology.

The Oculus Rift S is going to cost about $400. Let me tell you a few things that it is promising to improve. Our lips are wet and our hunger is growing like a drug-induced boner as we hear about the higher resolution this will offer us. This space helmet has also promised increased comfort for our head flesh. The Oculus Rift S will have very precise inside out tracking so we can enjoy VR porn and sex in style and smoothness like a fine wine.

Better Technology Equals a Better Life

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Don’t rage against the machines. Use the machines to masturbate. The more advanced the technology becomes the closer we are getting to realizing more amazing fantasies and expanding the joy and pleasure of our lives. But before we completely cream our pants over this new Oculus and rush out to buy one, we need to take a look in the mirror.

What do your eyes look like? How symmetrical is your face? Are your eyes close to each other or far apart? Apparently, Only about 70% of the population has their eyes set in a way that will work with the new Rift S! This is not a joke! Even the Oculus co-founder Palmer Luckey has said that he will be unable to use it because his eyes are set too far apart. I guess Palmer Luckey isn’t so lucky after all…