The Perfect Date with VR Porn

So you’ve finally convinced her to go out with you on a Friday night. It was a long process of going back-and-fourth and you must have asked yourself if all this was really worth it like a gazillion times a day. She played hard to get, she pretended she was busy the first few times and then she even cancelled a date in the last minute for a very stupid reason.

However, you’ve been patient and you’ve known all along that this is all a part of her test. If you truly are a deserving knight, then you may take the damsel out after she gets out from work.

Your hard-earned money have been spent on a reservation for two in one of the fanciest restaurants in town, you got a clean cut and a shave to look as sharp as possible, and you put on the best clothes. You expect her to be dressed in the most beautiful dress in her wardrobe, as she knows where she will be dining.

Then she shows up a few minutes late and even though she looks absolutely perfect, she makes a stupid excuse about not having enough time to fix her hair or make up because she arrived at the place as soon as she left work. Yeah, right.

This could be you, having dinner with the woman of your dreams. Image Source: lamchame.com.

The game plan is simple: you want to get her wined and dined, and then gently take her to your place for the glorious moments of unraveling her clothes and feasting on her silky and mesmerizingly-scented skin.

You buy that fancy bottle of wine, keep making conversation and make sure you get her to talk about herself. Not only that it’s important to remember the details if you’re planning to go on a relationship or at least get a second date, but the more attention you pay and the more genuine you appear in empathizing with her problems, the bigger your chances to score will be.

You wouldn’t have spent so much money on a date if you didn’t really want her. It’s just the kind of facade that is made to impress her and make her feel like a princess. Likewise, she wouldn’t have accepted to go on this date if she didn’t really like you. Don’t worry, she knows what you want and she might have similar interests. However, she will test you all throughout the evening to see if you’re the worthy knight in shiny armor.

But you have this conversational hook that will make her feel intrigued and curious: in between the moments when the food is delivered, you find the perfect moment to mention your new VR set.

“Have you ever tried the virtual reality technology?”

If she hasn’t, then she will probably be honest about it and say “No”, followed by a few impressions she has on the technology itself. This can be a great conversation starter, as you show her that you know a thing or two about social sciences, how images can improve our lives, help us conquer our fears, and enable us to fulfill our wildest desires.

It’s very likely that she will be intrigued. Tell her about how the Oculus Rift has a demo mode in which you’re falling into an endless abyss, just like in a dream. There are also flight simulators, an application which helps you conquer your arachnophobia, and there is even pornography for those who want to live life to its fullest.

This last part will certainly make her feel intrigued and this is the most difficult chapter in your book of conquest, that will eventually help you get her in bed. You have to pay close attention to her reaction and plan your game according to what she says.

If she looks disgusted when she hears about pornography, melt her heart by mentioning how disabled and severely-ill people can enjoy fantasies safely and indiscriminately. They simply get to experience what every other healthy adult can get in a lifetime, and it can be a good substitute to cure depression, eradicate suicide rates, and even help them feel better about themselves and their lives. It works just like a sedative before a surgery or a tranquilizer during coma: it tricks the side of your brain that is responsible with pain, in order to ease the elimination of a greater evil. When you mention this, she will most likely feel impressed and agree that it can be useful.

A great follow-up can be made by distinguishing between using VR pornography as a substitute for sex, or as a mere instrument to stimulate the mind and bring something new to something that might have grown old and stale. Think about it, how is it different from a nurse or dominatrix costume? It’s just a gimmick to help healthy people reach a higher level of stimulation and rejuvenate relationships.

Try not to be like this guy. At least, not yet. Image Source: virtualrealityreporter.com.

However, VR porn is different: it allows for a different experience every time, in a different setting, with a different partner and through different types of interaction. Unlike a Cat Woman suit, it will not get old, since it’s like a very vivid and colorful dream that you don’t have to wake up from.

Correspondingly, just tell her that relationships can be strengthened and cheating will definitely decrease: it’s just like pornography, except that it immerses the individual into the act and it’s convincing enough to feel like the real experience.

At this point, she will most likely feel impressed: you proved that you can take a subject that can be frugal and vulgar for a prude person, and turn it into something scientific and progressive for our society.

And this is the moment when you can start telling her about your own VR experiences. Just don’t be a perv and talk about porn in a way that will make her feel objectified, useless and offended: do not mention your kinky adventures in threesomes, foursomes, and even interracial encounters. Just let her know that you have a VR set at home and, if she is curious enough, you can show her some of its applications.

If she’s a very direct and witty person, she will once again test your reaction by asking: “Do you want me to try your VR porn?”. There really isn’t a chevaleresque way to get out of it, so just reflect the attack by saying “Well, only if that’s what you desire. There are also other uses for it, but it’s up to you”.

Just pray it all goes well and ends up like this. Image Source: virtualrealporn

She will most likely smile and take another sip from that glass of expensive wine. Be smart and change the subject. Make her talk about her dreams, her career, her favorite animals, her ideal vacation, or even her fondest childhood moments. Be attentive and polite, you want to earn as much trust and respect points as you can.

But as the moment to ask for the check approaches, both of you will know if this was all worth it. If you liked her company and truly believe you would enjoy having her around for a longer time, then you should absolutely make the ask. If she had a good time, she will let you know through her body language, even if she’s shy. The wine will take away some of the inhibitions anyway, so you should pay attention and see if she laughs at your jokes, or if she tends to play with her hair while listening to you. There are key moments in which she gives away her intentions and if she truly likes you throughout the night, there is no way she will refuse your invitation.

Be bold and gentle: make the ask, but make sure you keep it like a true gentleman.

Be discreet when you ask her to come over at your place, don’t act like a stone-age man! Just ask her “Do you remember what I told you about that VR set? Well, I certainly don’t have to go to work tomorrow, and neither do you. So would you like to come over so I can show you how it works? It’s still new and I feel excited about its capabilities”.

If she truly liked you during the date and you played your part well, there is no chance in hell that she will refuse you. She agreed to have this fancy dinner, she appeared to be genuinely involved in the conversations and she certainly enjoys having you around.

However, and be warned, there is also a very rare kind of girls who refuse anything on the first date just to avoid looking or appearing easy. They make up a stupid excuse or just pretend they’re too tired and want to go home. What you have to do in this situation is to ask her for another day and be very precise “I’m free tomorrow night and next Friday. Which ones would you prefer for a date involving the VR set?”. If she finds another stupid excuse, then she’s most likely a lost cause who wouldn’t even consider going out with you some other time. But if she either agrees with one of the days you proposed or asks “How about [some other day when she is free]?”, then your chances of scoring are still high because she still shows interest.

But for the love of art, let’s just suppose that you succeeded to impress her and she wants to come over to your place and try the VR technology.

By now, you should feel like you’re in Heaven. Our parents used to ask each other to come up for a cup of coffee in the middle of the night – as if anyone sane would ever have coffee that late. But it was still a sign, some kind of innuendo. Our generation has to be more creative and avoid cliches: we’ve already had the infamous “Netflix and chill”, and we constantly have to find stupid excuses to get our love interests to visit our places.

This can be you, in just a few minutes. Image Source: theodysseyonline.com.

Also, if she agrees to come to your place, then I hope you have prepared your exquisite dwelling: it should be clean and adequate for bringing a lady. Furthermore, your VR set should be prepared for action.

If it’s her first VR experience, then let her play one of your games. Carefully instruct her and make sure you bring another bottle of wine for enjoyment. She will certainly feel impressed by the immersive nature of the technology, and display a certain degree of excitement.

If it isn’t her first VR experience, then she will be harder to impress. However, there aren’t two similar instances unless you purposely act just like you did the last time, which means that you shouldn’t worry. Curiosity is a part of human nature and we all try things differently for the second or third time, just for the sake of experimentation.

While she’s playing the game and you’re trying to instruct her (make sure you’re not condescending or patronizing her, it’s not about getting the perfect score), gently and swiftly touch her body, then carefully watch her reactions. If she seems to enjoy your touches, then slowly get closer. The tension will absolutely kill her, she will feel her heart beating faster and she won’t resist the urge to kiss you. After all, she agreed to follow you into your man-cave and she’s playing on your VR set while sipping on the wine you brought. Do you need any more signals that she’s into you?

Rachel Roxx VR Image Credit: NaughtyAmericaVR

From this point on, just follow your instincts. It’s recommended that the first time you undress her and progressively get to sex, you keep it natural and avoid using VR (unless she demands for it in a seemingly-spontaneous act). If she’s the kinkier type, she will not resist the temptation to try the vivid pornography your headset can offer.

But even if you don’t use the headset the first time, it’s still great for a second attempt at sex, right after the two of you rest and have all that chit-chat. You get close to her and whisper in your ear “I want you to try something. What is your wildest fantasy?”.

At this point, after you have already had sex, she will be more open and tell you something like “being tied”, “experimenting with another girl”, or even “interracial” or “gangbang”. Luckily for you, Virtual Real Porn has them all, and there is no excuse that you wouldn’t have a subscription on their website: it’s high-quality, comes at the same price as pretty much every other porn site, but offers much more enjoyment and thrills. It pretty much fulfills every fantasy you can think of!

But let’s get back on track: you listen to her description of her fantasy, you kiss her as if you’re saying “Your wish will be granted”, and then slowly reach for your VR headset. Tell her “I want you to have this”. If she agrees (and it’s very likely she will, at this point), then check the “Videos” section of Virtual Real Porn and choose something which comes very close to her fantasy.

Her mind will be absolutely blown away by the detailed virtual world and this is the right place for you to step in: watch what’s going on in the film and make sure you’re replicating the scene. If the man is enjoying a blowjob, then make sure you pull out your Johnson and allow the pretty lady to fantasize about making her dreams come true. If she’s visualizing some of the roughest sex her eyes have ever gazed, then be a gentleman and pound her pussy just as passionately as the porn star she’s watching. Make sure you keep her satisfied and she gets all she desires – it is very likely that she will try to instruct you on what you should do in order for her to maximize her pleasure and get the same kind of stimulation she watches through the lenses of the headset.

After you’re both done, it’s time to talk and make sure it didn’t seem weird.

Women can sometimes be ashamed of such acts. I know gals who feel ashamed about using sex toys and wouldn’t talk about it. Just make sure that you make it all look normal and as natural as possible. Tell her it’s not meant to replace your mutual enjoyment in any way, but it’s much more of a stimulant. Compliment her and tell her she’s a lot more beautiful than the pornstar in the movie, even if you don’t really think it’s true. It’s very important that this experience puts her at ease and she analyzes it with an open mind. You certainly want her to try it once again some other time, don’t you? After all, it keeps you both happy and you can avoid routine by attempting to replicate the work of professionals, people who have sex to make a living.

Also, show affection. Pornography, except for erotica, seldom expresses the kind of affection that real couples find very natural and necessary. Don’t treat women like sex toys or objects that should do their best to help you reach orgasm. Balance every yin with a yang, give a lot and you will receive a lot. Just remember: if you want oral sex, you’re almost guaranteed to get it if you perform it on her first.

If it all goes well, then you will get a brand new game to try with your new girlfriend and/or partner. You get to fantasize about other scenarios and situations, while also spiking up the enjoyment level. Just make sure you use everything with precaution: VR is a great tool, and the pornography it can display is absolutely marvelous. However, it’s a mere tool to improve enjoyment, not a substitute for anything other than classical porn films and magazines. With such a great weapon, your damsel will absolutely love you and appear to be in distress more often.

SCORE!

VR is really great for spicing things up in a relationship! Image Source: vrbangers.com

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