Okay, so a while ago I found a thing called Club VixXxen by OtiumVR. Their website looks pretty well done, and they’ve done a pretty good job of keeping track of development on their game. It does look like development is a bit sporadic at times, but let’s take a look at where it’s currently at.
Starting off…
Okay, so it looks like we start off in a parking garage and WOAH! Careful turning your head, there seems to be a bit of an issue with motion tracking, turning, or rotating with this one… That being said, cool car, nice bike, and good detail and lighting. Now, it’s not a tracking issue, it’s a turning issue, it’s like the character isn’t standing where the character is standing, it’s offset. For example, I’m standing right where I started, but when I turn the camera or my head…
Woosh, my whole position changes and I clip right through objects. Disconcerting to say the least… Anyway, after getting my bearings and starting to explore It appears the whole start to the game takes place in some alleyway red-light district..
The models look pretty decent. Not quite as good as some I’ve seen, but still pretty easy on the eyes. The whole invisible assault rifle pose kinda makes me think this could end up being an entertaining FPS.. If I only had a gun..
Walking out in the alleyway, I was greeted to a helicopter taking off and some random dude standing on the roof of the far building… I missed the chopper in the pic, and it never came back, but the random dude kept standing there crouched in his pose.
Street whores and random dudes.
So, being in an alley in a redlight district, you’d expect to see a few other whores and some dudes wandering around. And there actually are a couple. This alley isn’t a completely abandoned wasteland afterall.
The red haze is kinda prevalent here. But aside from that, there’s this random topless hottie doing her thing, and some loser doing a flailing dance outside the window who think’s he’s gonna get some.. Too bad he doesn’t know I’ve already found one nice little glitch that he can’t exploit…
With a simple turn of my head, woosh.. Right through the wall and a nice view of some sideboob and ass. Still kinda blinded by the red light.. But hey, what’s that in the distance.
That’s not a what, it’s a who.. Is that… Billy Bob Joe? No? I have no idea who this is. Just some random fat guy standing in a pile of trash who is flailing around like he’s got down syndrome. Why is he here, what does he do? Who is this most interesting man ever? I wish my invisible M4 had some bullets… So, keeping with the theme of I can do nothing except explore, I continue exploring!
The ultimate hotness!!!
Tons of games feature sexy attractive women. It’s something we know, we love, we want more of, we can’t get enough of, and lets face it.. We just straight up love.. But what kind of game decides to go over the top and feature something even better? THIS ONE!! I mean damn, this beast is so hot….
That I immediately decided I wanted to gouge out my eyes and burn the image out of my brain with fire… It was only after I’d realized where my finger accidentally ended up that I decided not to.. For sanitary reasons… But seriously, check out grandma! The bingo wings!! Those saggy tits, that scrotum like neck flap, that massive cameltoe.. And a hairstyle so natural, only Jack Nicholson can finish this quote… Okay, enough of this, people will think I’m weird or something.. I need to find a toilet to puke in…
Annnd Success.. Toilets galore… In a flooded bathroom filled with water and trash. But seriously, the water effect looks pretty decent. The trash is nice and detailed to the point where you can almost identify some of the individual peices.. Do I spot a starbucks cup? Anyways, the entrance to some random building is right around the corner, so let’s go in and have a look!
There’s a bit of stuff to see in the front room, the problem is that turning around sends you flying around the room because the point of reference for turning is way the heck off.. Seriously, I made a turn and ended up inside the elevator.. What the hell? That being said, the level of detail in here is pretty good. You can even see a pen lying on the desk. A small touch, but still, it’s there. Anyways, after finally figuring out how to legitimately get in the elevator and make it work (Still don’t know how I did.) I exited on to….
The 2nd floor!
Really, did anyone else see that coming?
The red haze is finally gone, and walking in to the main area, I was greeted with dancing strippers galore!! Oh man this was nice.. I managed to drunkenly stumble my way forward to a vantage where I could actually see one of the dancers.. Remember mind you, that the ability to turn is not defined by where you are standing.. Rather some bizzare offset point calculation that flings you around..
And blam, face first into spread legs and panties.. Oh yeah.. So I stood here a good couple minutes checking out the dancers and trying not to move to ruin the view or clip out through a wall or whatever. The dancing was really pretty impressive. Granted, there were more than a few things that didn’t line up quite right, but as far as the strippers and pole dancers go, the dances were pretty good. In the end, I just had to get a bit closer though…
Reach up, grab the pole, closer… Annnd… GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY! Seriously, when you’re a character in a video game interacting with other video game characters, they’ll let you do anything.. Try this in a real titty bar and you’re going to be in a world of hurt… God I love VR some days… Anyways, on to see what else there is..
A shark tank..
A titty bar with a shark tank.. Now this is exciting. I mean how many tittybar owners have pet sharks? And me, with no machine gun to shoot out the glass.. Well, good thing there’s 2 other options from here… Left or right.. I went left, cause I’m not right, and discovered.. Nothing.. Just an empty door that leads to nowhere.. Now, the door on the right however lead to a theater…
So, a titty bar, a shark tank, and a theater.. Alright, this place is pretty hooked up.. But the projector came on, and what’s on the screen? PORN!
I think most of us can probably admit to having seen this video before? No? Just me? Wow, that’s depressing.. Seriously? No one else recognizes this video? Anyways, cool fact, there’s a subfolder in this game that allows you to drop in video files to watch on the big screen here. So yeah, apparently you can load up any porn video you want and then come into this VR theater and watch it.. I thought that was kinda cool, just need a remote to fast forward, pause, and skip videos… And then I realized, I’m not really here to watch videos, Im in a VR game, I should be doing more VR stuff…
Private DANCES!
So, after more stumbling around and walking up a flight of stairs that led to seemingly a brick wall, which somehow ported me to the VIP area, I got to watch this random attractive woman dance around naked in a room. There’s a couch and a couple of chairs, but by this point the off center turning and rotation was starting to annoy me. I spent a few minutes watching the slutty and sexy dance before deciding that I DEFINITELY need to check this out again sometime in the future.. After they’ve fixed the offset view. The dancing was definitely good, and I didn’t notice any bone or model popping where the limbs seem to suddenly jerk or twitch.
Things this NEEDS.
The point of view definitely has to be fixed, and from what I understand that’s supposed to be done in the next update (Thank god.)
A machine gun. Or a button to “lower” your arms. Seriously, after 10 minutes even MY arms were getting tired of just staring at a guy with his arms raised..
Granny definitely needs to be shaking those bingo wings. I mean, c’mon, that’s just not something you see every day! Wait, no.. Eh… This statement was added as the result of Russian hacking..
Is it worth it?
It’s free, so hell yeah. That being said, it’s being developed by OtiumVR, which basically seems to be one guy working on this in his spare time. He’s got a patreon account set up but only a couple followers at the moment. (That may be on account of his minimum contribution is $5) Updates do not seem to be super frequent, and interaction is not his strong suit. That being said, this is definitely one of the larger and more ambitious projects by an indy dev at the moment and the list of features he wants to add are pretty nice. The dev wants to add a swimming pool, casino, and even multiplayer support and an actual storyline. Given the FPS pose, I’d even suspect he wants to add in a bit of potential gun-play with either the bodyguards or that ninja dude on the roof of the building who may or may not have buddies hiding around. Time will tell!
primathir says
recently there have been so many VR games coming and this will be the first I am going to try because 1 its free and 2 those graphics look better then others.
Morndenkainen says
Personally, I hope they give that fat granny Consuela from the Family Guy’s voice.. That’d be hilarious.
ratata says
Not bad to begin with!
dayrep says
I would like to try this whenever its completely ready. The idea looks great of involving the surrounding atmosphere, gives that feeling of walking in the streets. I am sure the models would be great.
VRJunkie says
OK so I need to DL this so I can “GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!” lol
Jimmy65 says
Build a wall around everything!!