VR Porn Orgy Reviews #1: Christmas, Part 1

The rapid evolution and development of the VR technology, and especially its pornographic branch, never ceases to amaze me. With such premium quality and ultra high-resolution images of fantasy realms that practically exist and wind in front of our very eyes with the help of a magical headset, it’s nearly impossible not to have some of the greatest, most adventurous, yet extremely realistic experiences of your whole life. And it can all be done without ever leaving the comfort of your room.

When I started the series called VR Porn Threesome Reviews, I’ve wanted to talk about the unimaginable and the very unlikely events that can only happen regularly and with an absolute certainty in the world of VR Porn. Though the original series will be taken to greater lengths and shall cover threesomes up until the moment the content runs dry, I thought that it’s time for an expansion in terms of coverage and establish a new topic that deals with something that is even more rooted into the realm of unattainable dreams. Because, really, orgies are in the minds of both the perverted nymphomaniac from Lars von Trier films, as well as the history professor who teaches events that took place in Ancient Rome. Orgies are a universal human aspiration and they deserve to get the right amount of attention.

Threesomes are great and everything, but they sometimes can’t compare with the awesomeness of orgies. Image Source: VR Bangers.

You may consider that this new series is a Christmas gift and it’s intended to primarily cover the kinky films that depict 3 or more girls, a Christmas tree, decorations, and optionally there might be a stud who’s dressed like Santa Claus. And that’s completely fine, it’s a valid reason that I also thought about. However, I want this to be much more and be a spinoff of the threesome series – one that extends the coverage of fantasy situations that not even lots of money and the most attractive body or personality in the world can achieve. If threesomes can be had with a lot of effort, then orgies require a lot more than that and remain one of our most intimate fantasies that are best kept in our moments of solitude.

And maybe that’s why these extremely realistic and believable films exist: they help us get the single closest experience to having orgies or other sexual experiences we can only dream of, just so we can move on with our lives and pursue other dreams and aspirations that might benefit society much more (you know, something like saving our planet, planting trees, inventing new ways to produce energy, or even running for office to help us get rid of corrupt and crooked demagogues – and with VR porn, you don’t have to compromise your personal life in the judgemental eyes of society).

For the reasons presented above, along with considerations regarding a certain degree of legitimization for my perpetual presence on this website as a content writer, I present to you the first ever episode of VR Porn Orgy Reviews!

“Merry XXXmas and Naughty New Year: Part 1” by VR Bangers

Let’s put it this way: it’s Christmas day and you’re all alone. You lie on your couch, stare at the ceiling, and then notice how you’ve spent your hard-earned money on a Christmas tree and decorations, and you’ve actually wasted precious time of your life decorating it. It’s a drag, really. Everything seems pointless if nobody will ever notice how nicely you prepared for the most wonderful time of the year.

Luckily, this is the exciting world of VR porn and you don’t have to wait too much for someone or something to show in your way and bring that change that you would only see in your wildest dreams. And before you know it, Santa Claus walks into the room with a gift box in his hand. The old man approaches you and hands you the present, which you notice that appears to be beautifully wrapped in red and white opaque cellophane with lots of Christmas motifs… and there are even multiple colored ribbons all over its top! “You have been nice, this is a present for you“, says Santa, a few moments after he utters his trademark “Ho Ho Ho!”. You barely have time to get used to the tactile feeling of holding the gift, and the old man calls for the girls.

In the blink of an eye, five gorgeous women in Santa suits make their way from the door. Your eyes and ears will be showered with outspoken enthusiasm and even “Woo”s, as the ladies appear to be very pleased to meet you. After a few polite “Hi”s and “Hello”s, a bolder lady in the center kneels in front of you and says with a Slavic accent “We are your presents for this time.“. You instantly recognize her: it’s the beautiful Russian pornstar Gina Gerson!

Faster than you can say “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer”, the ladies already take your pants off and gaze at their hard meaty treat. Ebony babe Isabella Chrystin gets the closest to you and exchanges sensual desiring glances as a way of saying “I really want you”, while the gorgeous blonde Daisy Lee exclaims “Wow, a present for us!” while gazing at your hard cock. The two other ladies, the gorgeous skinny redhead Anna Swix and the light brown-haired sex bomb Alexis Crystal watch over you from each side, with very joyful expressions on their faces.

Gina Gerson will be the most dominant lady in the room and ride you for the longest time. Not even the beautiful redhead Anna Swix can resist her sparking sexuality. Image Source: VR Bangers.

The two questions that haunt you and excite you in these unreal moments are “Who will be the first to touch me and ride my hard penis” and “Which one of these fine ladies do I really prefer?”. Because really, making a decision when you’re surrounded by such gorgeous women would be a headache-inducing sacrilege. Meanwhile, you notice in the background that Santa is also undressing and he most certainly isn’t as old or as rugged as he seemed: he has the body of a bodybuilder and appears to be young, vigorous and willing to join the action. Well, this is getting interesting…

You’ve anticipated the situation like a true detective: the first lady to start sucking on your hard-rock schlong is none other than Gina Gerson, the same girl who knelt in front of you before everyone else did and made the statement about being the gift. Assisting her in this rigorous and pleasuring process is the slim ebony babe Isabella Crystin, the one who gave you the most perverted glances you’ve seen in a long time. In the meantime, the three other ladies take care of Santa’s incommensurable gifts, with blond girl Daisy Lee taking the lead on the penis.

Once you think they’re all done with the foreplay, these ladies still have another surprise in store: they will surround you and gently caress you as a reminder that they might be the offering of Santa Claus, but you are the precious one to whom they deliver all the pleasure in the world.

Now it’s time to make a bet: which of the ladies would most certainly ride you first? That’s right, it’s Gina Gerson, the all-natural Russian babe who seems to be most attached to you. You would assume that Isabella is still on the assisting side, but this time you’re wrong: she can be seen on the corner of your eye while she gets pounded hard by Santa. Oh well, she gets what she desires and deserves most. On the right hand side, Anna Swix and Daisy Lee have a lesbian affair and the way Anna feasts on the blonde lady’s breasts catches your attention and turns you on even harder than the moans of the babe who rides you at an accelerated pace.

But no lady is supposed to leave the scene without at least having performed passionate fellatio on your hard cock or having received a hard pounding from the horny Santa. Anna Swix and Daisy Lee will trade their lesbian fantasy for a chance to go along with tender blowjobs on your hard penis. To your left, Gina Gerson gets acquainted with the taste of chocolate, and on the right side there is some steamy action going on and it involves Santa and the horny Alexis Crystal.

Doing trades with Santa can be a lot of fun. Also, Alexis Crystal is very tight and has an exuberant sexuality. Image Source: VR Bangers.

You know what would be really nice in this situation? Doing a trade with Santa: how about he gets Anna Swix, who sucked your hard dick moments ago, and you get Alexis Crystal, the all-natural babe who screams really hard when she orgasms? That would be really great. And you know what would make the experience even greater? Receiving the assistance of the other 3 ladies for increased excitement and arousal.

You’ve tried pretty much every combination possible in this orgy, and you’re getting close to the climax. So the dilemma right now is: whom should you call in order to provide that heavenly finish? Well, maybe that it would be a great idea to close the circle and reward those who started it all with your warm sperm: your ending and victorious formula consists of the kinky Gina Gerson, along with the perfect chocolate-skinned babe Isabella Crystin. As you approach the glorious orgasmic moment, you realize that this is as good as it gets. You spread your load and the ladies have such hard orgasms that they burst into a joyful laughter.

With “Merry XXXmas and Naughty New Year Part 1“, VR Bangers has really hit the jackpot. From pretty much every point of view it’s a successful production and demonstrates the true potential of the VR technology. Furthermore, if you have five beautiful ladies who ride you in turns, exchange perverted glances with you, and caress your skin, then the formula is simply mind-blowing and over the top. You know that you will never have this kind of experience in real life, so you hang onto every second of the film and enjoy the great action.

Best Christmas gift ever? You bet! Image Source: VR Bangers.

The main criticism is directed at the Slavic-accented spoken lines and some rather incomprehensible words some of the actors involved pronounce. However, it won’t be an issue once you start talking the universal language of sex. Every plot line becomes irrelevant in the face of such a great orgy that’s filled with beauty, youth, and rebellious energy. The two actresses who stand out the most are Russian babe Gina Gerson for being the one who rides you most often and most prominently, and the all-natural Czech ebony girl Isabella Crystin for her exuberant sexuality and great attitude. Blond girl Daisy Lee also makes a strong and dominant impression by being very active in terms of involvement in scenes, while Alexis Crystal is remarkable for her kinkiness, loud moans, and the way she switches partners around the room. Anna Swix, on the other hand, has played a more supportive role and I don’t recall ever seeing her engage into hardcore action: she gave tender blowjobs to both penises in the room and had a lesbian fling with Daisy, but she never seemed to be as active as her colleagues. Which is a shame, because she definitely stands out with her natural body, fair skin, pretty face, blue eyes, and shiny dark-red hair.

What is even more remarkable is that the film features two newcomers in the porn industry: both Anna Swix and Daisy Lee have started doing porn in 2016. In spite of this fact, none of the ladies displays any lack of experience (well, Anna does appear to be more withdrawn, but she does a great and confident job overall). Additionally, it should be noted that all actresses involved, with the exception of Russian babe Gina Gerson, are from the Czech Republic: which partially explains the uncanny concentration of beauty and diversity.

Oh, what joy! Image Source: VR Bangers.

“Merry XXXmas and Naughty New Year” is exactly what a VR porn orgy should be. It passes the test of excellence and provides one of the most thrilling and satisfying experiences in all of porn. And for this reason, this production deserves a perfect 10. This is how an orgy should be filmed in order to maintain excitement and guarantee orgasms. It’s definitely the kind of film that I would revisit periodically and cherish as a fundamental piece of the art of VR Porn.

Tune in next time for another edition of this new series, VR Porn Orgy Reviews!