VR Porn Orgy Reviews #12: My (Dream) Birthday Party!

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Life is weird, time is merciless, and, unfortunately, every creature in this universe is subjected to this cruel treatment to grow up and reach a temporary peak, and then progressively see it worsen and degrade as time goes by. Life’s pretty unfair and aging is a process that we have to get used to.

During the hours prior to yet another anniversary of mine (you know, that time of the year when I reflect on my life achievements so far and remind myself about the imminent approaching death), thoughts about disappointments, miserable situations, as well as missed opportunities begin to haunt me.

I’m not sure how many of us are really satisfied from a sexual or an emotional point of view – but luckily, though, we have a lot of technology and means of compensating for our natural limitations and problems. I certainly don’t feel happy about the way I’ve handled relationships and the amount and quality of sex I’ve had up to this point in my life. However, I do have to acknowledge that VR porn has made it all easier for me to bear.

Get ready to witness the ultimate threesome combo on your birthday! Guaranteed to make your day better and less miserable within seconds! Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

Accordingly, just to sweeten the situation and make myself feel a little better about it, I will review yet another great virtual reality porn orgy. And I’ve got to confess that I haven’t just picked a random and ordinary film: it’s a VR “3 girls 1 guy orgy” which presents a lucky male protagonist who gets the score of his lifetime! I’ve wanted it to be a utopian representation of that impossible birthday party, and I hope that the purpose is successfully fulfilled. The kind of event that we, the normal guys, would never have, and the kind of undertaking that would get the rest of us into trouble.

Luckily for us, there are other guys who score jaw-dropping babes for incredible orgies and then choose a very immersive manner and medium to share the experience with us, the mere mortals.

There’s a very specific kind of emptiness that I’ve been feeling for quite some time, yet so far VR porn has managed to trick my brain to temporarily feel more joyful. That’s why I want to celebrate my birthday with a review of a film which portrays the kind of beauty I would love to enjoy on this special day.

And right now, the question I’m asking myself pretty often is “What is your ultimate fantasy and what would seem too good to be true?“. The answer is not obvious and linear, as I tend to be much more deductive and select the best out of what I can get, rather than be selecting among hypothetical cases. But if such an induction is required, then an orgy in which I just lazily lie on my back and watch beautiful ladies ride me and take care of each other is my idea for an ideal birthday gift.

If you would like to join me in this adventurous quest for identifying a truly great and fitting birthday VR porn film, then grab your headsets and prepare to take off! The first destination is paradise!

“Oily Birthday Orgy” by Virtual Real Porn

I’ve always wanted to have this kind of orgy, involving a raven-haired dominant brunette who gets to share my sexual attention with two blondes (out of which one is all-natural and angel-looking, whilst the other is slutty and enhanced). It just screams “diversity” and freedom of choice, and the idea that they do all the work and I lie on the couch watching and enjoying the ride makes me horny already!

You don’t believe the perfect blonde brunette threesome combo exists until you see this one! Carolina Abril is absolutely mesmerizing. Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

And let me tell you from the very beginning: this isn’t just any kind of generic birthday sex. This particular situation involves some serious amounts of lubricant oil, as well as a deep appreciation of your domineering manhood. Additionally, you get to deal with some of the hottest and most prolific women in all of virtual reality porn.

Brace yourselves and get ready to see your anniversary skyrocket into unprecedented levels of excitement, as Blondie Fesser, Carolina Abril, and Sienna Day. These names guarantee that two gorgeous blondes and a stunning brunette will ride you and show your manhood the right kind of appreciation it deserves, and their experience in the field is a real testament of consummate professionalism. Additionally, the fact that you have a busty all-natural blonde and a nastier darling with fake boobs and tattoos creates the yin-yang effect that does wonders to the dynamics involved.

But, as hard as it may sound to put into practice, let’s forget about the aesthetics for a brief moment and talk about the plot.

You’re the birthday boy who manages to simultaneously score 3 babes and convinces them to have memorable sex with you. Additionally, in order to make the pounding smoother and turn the hardcore act into an easier and more bearable task, a lot of lubricant oil is used on both genitalia and the women’s various body parts. Therefore, according to the depicted scenes, as well as the script itself, one could affirm that this entire film is a process of worhiping the big cock.

On the other hand, if you take into consideration the significant amount of lesbianism displayed even during the act, then you will reach a rather confusing conclusion. You can’t really tell if the babes prefer your cock, the dildos they have on the side, or the kisses they exchange on a constant basis throuhout the film.

“Oily Birthday” is a film that will certainly make you forget about the hardships of everyday life, and will help you get through your depressing birthday anniversary with a lot more ease.

You can’t help falling in love with the raven-haired Carolina and her utter charms! Blondie’s all-natural large breasts are a wonder too! Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

Though every lady gets to ride you only in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl position, the film doesn’t get any less exciting: on the contrary, the idea that you don’t have to do any of the work on your birthday can be a huge turn-on. You can be as lazy as you desire because it’s your birthday!

Throughout the 28 minutes, you will watch Blondie Fesser, Carolina Abril, and Sienna Day take care of your pleasure with their sensuality, but also lick each other’s breasts and pussies for increased excitement: it’s a winning situation for you because you see more beauty, and it’s a gateway to paradise for them because they experience stronger orgasms.

My personal favorite moment is the one in which Sienna Day rides in reverse cowgirl, and Blondie and Carolina kiss and pleasure each other while also supporting their fellow lady.

The scene reflects some really great chemistry between the performers and is guaranteed to make your schlong harder instantly. Your heart will beat faster and you might just sweat more abundently, in perfect sync with Sienna’s moans and the sounds of Blondie’s and Carolina’s kisses.

Pounding the gorgeous all-natural babe Blondie Fesser while watching Carolina dildo her pussy and Sienna rub her clitoris is so exciting that I can hardly find words to describe the scene. Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

If this is what my birthday looked like for once in my life, then I probably wouldn’t have anything to complain about anymore, and would pass this story to grand-children! This particular orgy is taken straight from every man’s wildest dreams and the secret wish made after blowing out the candles on birthday cakes!

It’s lust, beauty, eroticism, and love-making at its finest. Thrilling, teasing, psychological, sensual, Sapphic, and lovely. Putting together 3 of Europe’s and South America’s finest female porn performer offerings is a brilliant idea for which somebody should get a raise. Blondie, Sienna, and Carolina look great together, they get along in a delightful and eye-pleasing way, and they look stunning individually too! You can tell that the VR camera really does justice to their sex goddess bodies and they know it too: all of them have starred in multiple VR porn productions, and they’re quite industrious and productive in terms of filmographic output.

“Oily Birthday” is a brilliant VR orgy and, for its great merits of combining beauty, excitement, and great acting, deserves a meritorious 9 out of 10.

In “Oily Birthday”, the brunette babe Carolina spends a lot of time in the spotlight. And I absolutely don’t mind it, she’s gorgeous! Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

Of course, some aspects could hae been a lot better: the film could have had more creativity and diversity in terms of sexual positions, the actresses could resort to more intense hardcore undertakings, and the lesbianism could be prolonged for a stronger effect. However, the offering is already rich with the dildo and the lesbian action as complements for the raunchy hardcore, so you just can’t get bored while watching this one and it’s very likely that you will be mesmerized by the beauty of the ladies.

It’s the VR porn orgy that I would like to have for my birthday, and the kind of fantasy that I can only fulfill through the headset. I might be no Cassanova, but I can watch beauty expose itself and take a nastier turn from the safety and warmth of my apartment – which is great and provides a lot more satisfaction than it sounds.

I know it might be sad that I’m spending my birthday watching and reviewing virtual reality porn, but you should trust me on this one: watch it first, and then you’ve earned your right to criticize. As Bob Dylan said in “The Times, They Are A-Changin”, don’t criticize what you can’t understand (in this case, try to understand by watching and building a subjective perspective on the film first).