Do you know those dilemmas that just won’t let you sleep at night? I’m talking about important issues that simply don’t have a straight or objective answer so they become the subject of never-ending Socratic dialogues in your head. What happens if we all just perish as a civilization? Which music islands would you take on a deserted island to listen to for the rest of your life? Would you rather have sex with a blonde, a brunette, or a redhead?
Fortunately, this last question seems to have a pretty qualified and well-researched answer that HologirlsVR attempts to provide. It turns out that I’m not the only one who’s asked himself this question, yet I find myself among the members of this privileged group who get to experience the answer. Naturally, identifying objectivity in concepts like beauty, seductiveness, kinkiness, body language, sensuality, and wildness is a crazy plan that would most likely drain all of our time and energy while simultaneously taking away all the pleasure.
They say that the beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and this is exactly the kind of definition that we’re looking for right now. We’re being given the chance to experience sex with a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead, and the profound inquiry on utmost and complete superiority lies in every small detail and subjective perception that we might have on the matter. Additionally, as a way of letting us know that the diversity doesn’t just end when the hair color is chosen, each babe represents a different type: the first is sporty, the second is exotic, and the third is a self-proclaimed naughty little school girl!
Therefore, even if they all dyed their hair the same color, they would still be distinct enough to arouse you, keep you interested all throughout their dirty deeds, and provide that holy diversity that you’ve secretly been dreaming of. What are you waiting for? Grab your VR porn headset and join in!
“Fuck A Blonde, A Brunette, And A Redhead” by HologirlsVR
When the studio came up with this concept last year, they must have had their eureka moment during a decisional struggle. Which hair color reigns supreme among babes? Since the days of Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, and Marilyn Monroe, blondes have been considered to possess a high degree of sensuality: they are a beauty standard in themselves and never shy away from showcasing their exquisite angelic beauty. The porn industry has further turned blondes into horny Barbie dolls (thanks to actresses like Jenna Jameson, Brittney Sky, Shyla Stylez, et al), and right now we’re dealing with an undeniable and irresistible attraction whenever we observe a fair-haired woman.
On the other hand, brunettes have always been the symbol of dominance and power. Ever wondered why neither Wonder Woman, nor Xena the warrior princess are blondes? It’s because the dark hair means independence and the strength to face all challenges. From Cleopatra to Elizabeth Taylor and Kim Kardashian, some of the most influential women are brunettes. The torch has been passed in the adult industry through legends like Tera Patrick, Jelena Jensen, Sasha Grey, and many other classics who might still be in the business. They have the power to rule, yet somehow allow themselves to be dominated by worthy males.
But when you think of redheads, you automatically make connections with Katharine Hepburn, Rita Hayworth, Jessica Rabbit, and countless legends who were never afraid to show that perfect balance between vulnerability and unexpected strength. Some of the world’s best-known femme fatale have been redheads and there are plenty of reasons why it just worked: they’re unique, genuine, and exciting even with their very presence. You never know what to expect when you see a woman with long silky red hair, and this mystery adds up to the aura of attraction.
So now that we’ve established what is special about each hair color, it’s time to simultaneously enjoy one babe of each type: Brandy Aniston is your kinky dominant brunette, Dahlia Sky is the seemingly-innocent blonde, and Daisy Ducati is the exotic redhead seductress!
In both qualitative and quantitative terms, it just doesn’t get any better than this. And from the very first second, Daisy asks you directly: “What kind of girl do you like?”. Consequently, the situation turns into a test for the ladies and an outrageously awesome festival of debauchery for you. Looks aren’t everything in this situation and they’re well-aware that their appearance plays only a small role in your final decision. That’s exactly why the babes try to persuade you with their sex skills.
Furthermore, with the addition of Brandy Aniston‘s closing argument “You can try us all out, see which one you like best”, it becomes clear that you must have woken up in paradise. You don’t have much of a choice, you just have to accept the ladies’ will of riding you for the sake of showing off their best assets and abilities, just so you can point out to the one you like best when it’s all over.
And it’s not like they’re just “the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead”. Each one of them plays an archetype: the angelic Dahlia Sky is dressed like a naughty little schoolgirl and acts as such, the curly-haired redhead Daisy Ducati is the self-proclaimed exotic girl, whilst the dark-haired energetic exhibitionist Brandy Aniston portrays the sporty girl.
So let’s do a short recap: not only that you have to choose between three different body types, personalities, and looks, but you must also evaluate their personas. If this was some sort of psychoanalysis task, you’d have plenty of material to work with. Thankfully, it’s a straightforward porn which subjects you to some very immersive and involving hardcore sex.
Before you know it, the ladies will be sucking on your cock and riding it in turns. Each one of them presents a new dimension of her personality and brings depth to the performance.
And while you’re busy doing your best to remain objective throughout your evaluation, the two other darlings will get involved in some very passionate lesbian kissing and caressing. This small detail suggests that they are so hot and horny that they just can’t wait for the cock. Additionally, their selfishness and competitiveness are at the bare minimum level, just so they can have fun with each other and maximize their orgasmic pleasure.
Or maybe that they’re doing all this just for you, so you can have something else to look at if the girl on top bores you (which is very unlikely), or they want to suggest that they’re very eager and impatient to finally ride you (much more likely). There are many questions that you may ask yourself while you’re getting this royal treatment: first of all, what did you do so right in this life that you benefit from such a special treat? Secondly, why are the ladies so generous with their offering? And thirdly, how the hell are you supposed to choose from such unique and memorable beauties?
The best part of “Fuck a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead” is that Dahlia, Brandy, and Daisy project some of their genuine personalities into the performances and offer a series of truly remarkable moments that you won’t forget. They do partially play their characters, but they don’t shy away from expressing their individuality. After all, this is a contest among them and you have to choose your favorite.
Perhaps the only disappointing part is given by the limited choice of sexual positions that you benefit from. Sure, this film is over a year old and comes from a time when cowgirl variations were still the standard, and the addition of other ways of penetration was much more rare. But it would have been awesome to bend them over and be the dominant man in their presence. I guess there’s still time for a sequel, though.
“Fuck A Blonde, A Brunette And A Redhead” is an early masterpiece of immersion and character development. It certainly isn’t the greatest film in its genre, but it portrays relatable characters in a kinky yet compelling way. That’s why it gets a 9.8/10 rating!
What’s so special about this film? Almost everything, from the introduction and all the way to the development of the sexual competition. In an X-rated illustrated dictionary, this production of HologirlsVR would have its own presentation under the word “diversity”. This isn’t about race or ethnic arguments, but about the millennia-old question “Are blondes hotter than brunettes? But what about redheads, are they the absolute queens of beauty?”.
This is a never-ending argument, and the fact that you’re given some very fine representatives of each hair color makes the verdict a lot harder to achieve. Personally, I’ve enjoyed all moments and have really felt the sparking passion that every babe has unleashed in this virtual reality porn. But if I were to choose only one, I’d pick the blonde: Dahlia Sky. It’s a tough call and if you asked me the same question on a different day, they I might change my mind. But it felt like the angelic babe was the glue that sticked together the action and made the chemistry seem a lot smoother.
Conversely, the sultry brunette Brandy Aniston has appeared to be the most experienced and versed in her undertakings, whilst Daisy Ducati has this mystical sensuality that’s just really hard to put into words. Right now I’m curious to know which babe you would choose, just to see if readers of this blog section reflect my opinion or they disagree with my views. Is this an echo chamber? Let’s find out!
Otherwise, I just wish there was a greater selection of sexual positions, just to further solidify the masculine dominant aura that surrounds you as a protagonist. There’s nothing to complain about what’s shown, though: it’s all wonderful and unbelievably hot. That’s why this is a strong recommendation!
duckbaraboo says
That’s a pretty hot cast of pornstars. For a year old scene, it actually looks pretty good too…
duckbaraboo says
Would’ve missed it had it not been for this review. Thanks Eros. 🙂
ponyworste98 says
its a perfect blend of girls from different ethnicity