VR Porn Short Reviews: Catching Santa Claus!

Perhaps one of the oldest and most common childhood dreams revolve around the idea of meeting “the real” Santa Claus outside shopping malls and Christmas parties. It’s about just staying up all night and checking out the movement around the chimney and Christmas tree, hoping that the fat bearded old man would show up in front of your eyes. There are plenty of questions that revolve around the topic of the real Santa: What are his motivations? How does he travel all around the world in one night and manages to drop a gift under everyone’s tree? Why does he seem to favor rich kids? And does he really look like we picture him in the media?

Well, here’s a quick reason to feel disappointed: you won’t find out today or anytime soon. The kinky virtual reality porn experience that we’re about to scrutinize today masterfully plays with the idea of catching Santa Claus while he’s delivering the gifts. But you won’t see him for the simple reason that you embody the triple ho-ing bearded old man. You’re Santa Claus and you have to fulfill your stealthy gift-delivering mission as fast as possible!

But what happens when you make a mistake and the kids you’re visiting aren’t from the nice list? What if you have to deal with some of the naughtiest ones around who have been defying your niceness criteria for years? Also, what if you once again mess up and actually meet these naughty kids face to face? What are you going to say to them and how are you going to make up for the fact that you haven’t visited them in years?

Well, all of these problems are pretty interesting as forms of inquiry that help us better understand the nature of Santa. But thankfully, you don’t get to think too much and act in a very sexual and passionate way. Because you’re Santa and you don’t always give kids what they want, especially if they’ve been bad. You give them what they really deserve, and today is all about corrective justice! So strap your VR headset and get ready for yet another Christmas-themed experience!

“Mistleblow” by BaDoinkVR

There are two phases of maturity in VR porn: the one when teenage girls find out that Santa Claus is just a myth that adults have made up to offer Christmas gifts without being accountable for the possible disappointments, and the one when grown women discover that Santa is actually real but very selective. Our sexy protagonist, 2017 AVN/XBIZ nominee for Best New Starlet Kimmy Granger, is definitely in the second phase and her shocking discovery is about to reveal the naughty teenage fantasies she must have kept inside of her for years.

Kimmy is awestruck and blown away by her sudden realization and disillusionment with the realities of adult life, as her Christmas morning finds her gasping at the bearded man sleeping on her living room couch. That’s right, you watch the entire experience from the point of view of Santa Claus, and you get to watch every moment while wearing your silky red costume and your scruffy white beard. There have been plenty of Christmas stories this year, but none of them turned you into the real Santa!

The sudden realization of Kimmy makes her ask a dozen questions without even breathing. But perhaps the most striking of them is: Why did you not bring her any presents throughout the years? Was she naughty and never made the right list? It very much seems like it, since she doesn’t think twice when you reveal your huge boner in front of her and takes the meaty offering as a Christmas gift in itself. If there’s nothing under the Christmas tree, the stockings are all empty, the milk and cookies had been eaten, and you casually sit on her couch, then this must clearly be the green-eyed California girl’s gift, right?

Kimmy Granger can’t wait to show Santa Claus what a naughty girl she can be and how cock is the right Christmas gift for her.

There is no hesitation in this young lady’s actions and her reaction is more like “Are you sure you want to wake up the sexual beast within me?”. The petite 22-year-old brunette is well-aware of her master skills and doesn’t mess around. As soon as you show her a big dick and give her consent, she will feast on it in ways that will surprise even the most versed and experienced of men. It’s probably fair to say that Santa Claus has had his fair share of beautiful women in his long life… but they were never quite like Kimmy!

The gorgeous babe confirms Santa’s naughty bias: she is one naughty girl whose swirling blowjob technique and willingness to be admired as she satisfies are dangerously prominent and well-developed! Kimmy doesn’t just let Santa grab her ass during the kinky oral. On the contrary, it’s her who invites the perverted old man to make use of his tactile senses and feel that perfectly firm butt for enhanced pleasure. No wonder this film is called “Mistleblow”, as the blowjob part is absolutely stellar and one of the most intense you will ever see.

But there is so much more that this petite naughty sweetheart will do to you and the blowjob is just a way of lubricating your long cock for the upcoming events. Before you know it, she’s all naked and makes use of her tight all-natural body to ride you, grind you, and bring heavenly satisfaction to your erect penis. In many ways, it’s like she is finally fulfilling a childhood fantasy about the generous old man who brings gifts every year and puts them under the Christmas tree. It’s Kimmy’s way of thanking for the years when you’ve been generous to her niceness, but also for those when you broke her heart by not showing up.

The tight brunette rides you viciously and then makes use of her athletic ability to do all the hard work in doggy style.

If she has been doing this to men for years, then it’s no wonder that Santa decided not to reward her with gifts on Christmas day. She’s the naughtiest, most vicious and most intense young lady you’ve ever seen in your entire present-delivering career, and it’s incredible that a girl who looks this sweet can hold so much viciousness inside of her. In a nutshell, Kimmy Granger rides you and grinds her pussy against your cock like she simultaneously loves you and hates you. There’s a spark inside of her which ignites really quickly and starts an uncontrollable fire.

Nevertheless, it’s all for the best and there is an immense amount of satisfaction that both of you get from this kind of intense affair. Maybe that you, as the creepy stalking Santa Claus, knew about this wild sexual nature of Kimmy and right now you’re just exploiting it. Or maybe that it’s just an accident and you fell asleep on her couch due to accumulated fatigue. However, your approach to offering her a gift reveals the kind of lust that turned out to be mutual and now gets consumed in a memorable sexual affair.

The three positions that you enjoy on the sultry beauty’s couch are cowgirl (along with its reversed variation), doggy style, and missionary. The first two are a bona fide tour de force which show off the sexual proficiency or Kimmy while making you the passive one who simply enjoys the special treatment. Conversely, the missionary action makes you become dominant and strong in relation to the perverted brown-haired California girl, as you relentlessly stick your big boner inside of Kimmy’s tight coochie.

All this while you will be gasping in amazement of how gorgeous this petite young lady can be, and the splashing orgasm reaffirms the mutual nature of your casual and unexpected encounter. Kimmy wanted your big hard dick just as much as your old and ragged self wanted to get a piece of her tight body, and the end result is absolutely stunning. It all resulted in a passionate, intense, wild, and satisfying affair that neither of you will ever forget.

BaDoinkVR’s “Mistleblow” reminds us that the best content is always saved for the last few days of the year, as everything about this film is just perfect and stunningly beautiful. That’s why the final grade is a perfect 10 and Kimmy Granger should get another nomination for this role.

“Mistleblow” is everything a VR adult experience should be: it’s immersive in the sense that you receive permanent mental teases through dialogues, you’re turned into a character you otherwise couldn’t embody and benefit from the kind of action that you will most likely never have, and you deal with the kind of divine beauty you have always craved for. BaDoinkVR knows exactly how to deliver and fulfill these criteria, while they’re also very well aware that casting a great actress can turn even the worst of ideas into a mesmerizing masterpiece.

From every point of view, Kimmy Granger is the kind of lady you will always wish you could have, but probably never will. She’s classy, stylish, cute, sophisticated, and seductive. At the same time, there is a naughty side within her that can only surface when the right kind of arousing material is provided. So that’s how she balances the angelic beauty with the devilish naughtiness, fascinating our minds and creating memorable film characters who will stick in the back of your mind for a while.

Furthermore, the sexual action is absolutely perfect and complete from every point of view. It’s everything you would expect from this kind of boy-girl film and much more. Kimmy makes an extra effort to deliver a jaw-dropping performance and make the best use of her arsenal, the producers capture these elements with great proficiency and skill, while the editors have known how to make the best moments stand out. The end result is one of the best Christmas films out there and you should totally spend some time with “Mistleblow”, just for the sake of having a good old-fashioned orgasm while your senses are awestruck by Ms. Granger’s beauty.

If you’ve ever wanted to be Santa Claus and deal with one of the naughtiest ladies on your list in a rather redeeming and satisfying way, then you should look no further than this!