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A recent Italian lesson has really opened up my appetite for learning foreign languages through virtual reality porn.
It’s a great concept which simultaneously stimulates your rational side and your sexual instincts, while also making everything seem worthwhile and entertaining. Lara de Santis has helped expand and improve on a concept which has quite a lot of potential in terms of mixing purposes and audiences for the goal of creating a truly unique kind of immersion, so I’ve decided to extend my scope of research and look for similar films.
It wasn’t long until I discovered that the idea of having sex with the teacher who’s trying to give you foreign language lessons isn’t such a novelty in porn. And it makes sense that producers have exploited this feeling of the foreign and exotic in order to create a more profound state of arousal and familiarity.
If she was your French teacher, would you be a good student? Image: Pardon My French
We’ve all taken language courses at some point in our lives, and we all know a hot teacher who holds lectures where you can barely focus. But VR offers the unique chance to combine immersive interaction with scripted and pre-determined action, so it’s interesting to observe how creative studios become in their attempt to catch our attention and fulfill our deepest fantasies and desires.
My research for language courses has led me to discover a release which I must have missed and/or overlooked back in August: it’s a POV boy-girl film that’s centered around an interesting student-teacher relationship. It all begins rather innocently, but escalates unexpectedly fast with a sudden shift of teaching approach on behalf of the teacher. Then it gets intense, beautiful, and unbelievably satisfying. The sex is a way for you to start paying attention and focus on the class accordingly. So, do you think you’re ready to get your attention span fixed?
“Pardon My French” by BaDoinkVR
If your mother tongue has Germanic or Asian roots, then it’s very likely that you will dislike French and find it very difficult to learn. It has all the rolling R’s, the weird pronunciation of words, and the shifts in tone in order to express nuances. It might be the language of love, but we all know that love is hard and painful – and so can learning French can be. But sometimes even the nastiest subjects and learning activities can become more pleasant and sweeter when you have the right teacher to keep you interested. And today’s certified pedagogue is none other than the legendary German sweetheart Briana Banks!
It might be a little bit weird that a German woman is your French professor and uses English in order to explain to you the concepts. However, you should never doubt the skills of a polyglot woman like Briana, and the multiple languages that she knows is a true testament of her qualifications and ability to help you truly learn. You gotta trust someone who also practices what they teach, right?
In regards to her teaching method, the busty blond-haired MILF has quite an interesting approach: she shows you cards with French words and you’re supposed to translate them in your mind and tell her what the word means in English. This time you can’t cheat by using some kind of translation app either, so it really isn’t an easy task. Furthermore, given the fact that you have to choose between looking at the cards or staring at Briana’s huge tits, concentrating really isn’t an easy task to accomplish. Your mind just can’t stop creating fantasies of all the wild and intense sexual situations you would love to have with this lovely teacher.
Briana Banks realizes that there is no way of catching your attention and being an efficient teacher while you’re sexually aroused, so she decides to take this roadblock out of the way to maximize learning potential.
You don’t have to make much of an effort, that’s how much of a professional Briana is! Image: Pardon My French
Sometimes teachers have to make compromises and even sacrifice some elements that they hold dear just to accomplish their educational role. It is also the case with the busty French teacher who couldn’t help but notice that you have an erection each time she’s around. That’s a really smooth observation to make, given the fact that your crotch area is covered by the pieces of paper you’re using for notes. Could she be just as horny and lustful as you are?
What is even more interesting is the way in which the German mature sweetheart treats sex. She takes away the mystery and the subtleties by approaching the situation directly. She lets you know that she’s noticed how you always check out her ass when she turns her back on you, and that’s exactly why she teases you with probably the best view you’ve had so far. Forevermore, she begins to strip and makes her sexual intentions really clear, under the provision that an affair between the two of your would ease tensions and improve learning.
You don’t think about a hot ass as much as you used to after you’ve seen it have its nakedness revealed and you’ve touched it while you penetrate the moist vagina, right? Well, that’s where the German French teacher is wrong: given how hot she is, her fatal combination of beauty, skills, wits, and attitude will only make you beg for more. But don’t let her know that because it might ruin your game! This is a one of a kind opportunity that thousands of men must have dreamed about, while you’re one of the selected few who actually get it.
The busty French teacher doesn’t mess around and sees sex as a way to offer better education services. In the words of Van Halen, “My homework was never quite like this!”.
Briana makes excellent use of her long legs and athletic slender figure in order to deliver one of the hottest cowgirl experiences ever! She angles the action in a weird way that makes the screwing unique and exciting: it’s like she isn’t certain if she wants to get nailed in reverse cowgirl or in doggy style position, but finds a middle ground between them and decides to do the entire hard work by herself!
The missionary scene is the greatest and the most intense. Image: Pardon My French
As a matter of fact, Ms. Banks seems to put quite a lot of passion in this sexual part of her education process. She didn’t seem so eager to explain to you the French words she wrote on the cards, but she appears to be more than willing to engage in steamy hardcore action with your lucky self. There’s nothing to complain really, except for the fact that you aren’t really learning a foreign language as you expected. Instead, you’re nailing one of the most gorgeous and experienced MILFs in the world.
And the word “experience” is perhaps the one which best describes Briana’s behavior and skills: she’s 38 years-old and knows all about men and seduction, so she get everything she wants within minutes and shows how well-versed she can be. It’s easy to assume that she’s unprofessional and probably bad at teaching foreign languages, but what kind of man in his right mind would refuse this kind of offering? This is a once in a lifetime hot affair that most guys can only dream about.
To spice up the action even more, you also nail Briana in missionary and doggy style. These are really nice additions that really show off her naughty personality and give you the best view of her gorgeous body while you become the active and dominant partner of the affair. And what’s really great about your active involvement is the fact that it’s so intense and overwhelming in terms of delivering pleasure that even an experienced lady like Ms. Banks expresses a deep orgasmic state. When you drill her in missionary, it’s like she’s going to explode from all of the pussy drilling you’re doing to her, and the perspective is just mind-blowing!
“Pardon My French” doesn’t teach you how to order ratatouille in a restaurant or pick up classy babes on Champs Elysees, but delivers an all-inclusive sex experience and tells a compelling story. The final grade is 9.75/10.
Briana Banks is the driving force behind this experience, and the one who makes it all work so well. Psychologically, she rules over the whole situation and always finds herself in a position of power thanks to her professor status. This implies that you are always under her “educational” control and follow her teaching methods when she intuitively assesses that you would pay more attention if she made sure your mind would get cleared of sexual fantasies. It’s an interesting theory that certainly deserves more study, but whose questioning shouldn’t be made as long as it gets lucky guys laid so easily.
As a student who tries to learn French, you really don’t get much of an educational experience. Unlike the excellent VR porn “Learning Italian” which brilliantly blends learning with pleasure, this one is just about pleasure for the sake of being able to learn. It’s a different approach with a varied set of nuances which produces a greater and grander hardcore experience which comes at the price of neglecting some aspects of the plot and development.
Briana is the hot language teacher you secretly always wish you had! Image: Pardon My French
The blond-haired German stunner doesn’t seem too professional as a French professor and fails to deliver some useful learnings, but manages to become memorable thanks to her wild side and openly sexual nature. The fact that you don’t have to do anything in order to seduce her character and the sex is motivated by an erection that the lady mentions should speak for itself: the plot doesn’t take itself too seriously, but still delivers excitement by the buckets.
Though I wish there was more French learning embedded in the video, with scenes in which Briana teaches you some new words while getting drilled (much like Lara de Santis did in her opus), I think that BaDoinkVR have still done an excellent job in producing the right kind of atmosphere and the kinky seduction that we all wish we could be subjected to. Everything just feels right, even though it’s not you who comes up with the proposal for sex.
Overall, this is an excellent release that you can and should watch regardless of your understanding of French. It’s not like you will be able to focus on Briana Bank’s lesson anyways, and your mind is guaranteed to focus entirely on the beauty of the sultry Briana Banks. This darling should do more VR films, the camera loves her!
her long legs are the best feature… looks so sexy