VR Porn Short Reviews: Sexual Rescue!

Image: Dino Crisis A XXX Parody

Let’s talk about Hollywood cliches and the entire concept of the damsel in distress who needs saving. The idea has been around for centuries and is interlinked with the virtues of chivalry that we find in fairy tales and folklore. In a nutshell, it involves a strong protagonist who possesses the power to perform generous yet reckless acts of self-sacrifice for the sake of saving somebody else. The idea is noble, beautiful, and simply works.

But while some might argue that pornography is sexist (and there’s an older article about the topic that you can read here), there is no denying that adult entertainment is as satirical, self-aware and post-modernist as a Deadpool movie. Sexual arousal in porn usually happens when taboo elements, which break social norms and come out as new and exciting, are depicted for the viewer’s enjoyment. Most people wouldn’t want to see the same kind of action that they can get in real life, and since virtual reality porn offers unprecedented thrills, it only makes sense that the events depicted are groundbreaking (or scandalous, depending on whom you ask).

Anna Bell Peaks is your very own Regina from Dino Crisis. Think you can handle her? Image: Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody

This is exactly why rules get broken in porn and why the situations that we find usual and can take for granted in real life are upside down in filmed sexual debaucheries. If the knight in shiny armor is usually a man in traditional conventions, VRCosplayX thinks about a situation of reversing the effect. And since they specialize in kinky adaptations of video game and movie franchises, they handpicked Dino Crisis – a video game whose hot redhead protagonist has given PlayStation enthusiasts boners for long gameplay hours.

So let’s summarize what today’s VR experience is all about: reversing social norms by breaking the myth of the damsel in distress who gets saved by a knight in shiny armor, finding a cool video game franchise which is already responsible for lots of sexual fantasies, and putting together one incredible sexual debauchery that gets the best out of everything. So strap your VR headsets, turn them on, and get ready for some action!

“Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody” by VRCosplayX

If you have ever owned a Sony PlayStation and played Dino Crisis, then you already know that the story revolves around a government espionage intelligence group called SORT (Secret Operation Raid Team). But the highlight of this sophisticated top-secret group is Regina, a tall redhead with a tough lady personality. She wears tight leather costumes, is a real femme fatale, yet she doesn’t shy away from carrying heavy guns and recklessly being the action woman.

Regina is also known for being stone cold tough, looking at gory scenes with a sense of detachment, and getting into difficult situations which she handles flawlessly. She is that dangerous babe who can get in the middle of danger and leave victoriously without a scratch.

Regina is both needy and determined to do anything just to keep you warm. Image: Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody

And can you guess who is suitable to play such a dominant and powerful female lead? That’s right, it’s the busty blue-eyed and tattooed California babe Anna Bell Peaks! Not only that she looks like Regina, but she also has that dominant and powerful personality which makes her take charge of the situation and be memorable at all times.

As a SORT agent, Anna Bell is once again on a mission to fix the government’s messy time travel experiment which took an entire region of the planet back in the stone age! And since you are the sole survivor and your life is very precious for the future projects, the bold lady is sent to your rescue and is charged with taking you back. For a character like Regina, this is just a regular day at work. However, it is going to take a little more than saving!

You’re stranded in a time portal where dinosaurs rule the land. Thankfully, Regina comes to your rescue!

The redhead walks into the house and notices how you’re in no condition to be taken out for a saving operation. Running away from those vicious dinosaurs and trying to save your life has really gotten your heart pumping. And when you finally found an empty house to shelter yourself from the hostile outside environment, you just froze in bed. Thankfully, Regina (Anna Bell) is here to rescue you and has a good heart!

When she asks you if you’re hurt, she gets no reply. You look completely fine, laying in bed and waiting for backup, yet you’re unusually stiff. The courageous babe touches you just to realize that you’re very cold and might start suffering from hypothermia. There is no chimney inside the room, the heating system must be broken, and there is no way for her to make a fire to keep you warm.

Feeling warm yet? This is just the beginning! Image: Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody

But for a lady like SORT’s Regina, the mission is more important and can sometimes justify the means. She sees some potential in you, remembers that she’s horny and hasn’t had sex in a while, and has a eureka moment which basically drives her to take your pants off and warm you the good old-fashioned way. The busty redhead takes your pants off, rubs you well and energetically to warm you, but knows that there is no way that’s more efficient for enhancing blood circulation than sexual arousal and intercourse.

Nothing gets your heart pumping to make you sweat better than the beauty of a smoking hot redhead who rubs your crotch. When she says “I have an idea!”, it’s already evident to you what she’s about to do. And what kind of sane straight guy would refuse such a treatment?

Regina (Anna Bell Peaks) wants to make you come before the backup forces arrive!

This might be a little selfish and predatory of her, yet how can you complain about free sex? The plan is brilliant and makes both of you happy. Warming you up means getting your heart to pump hard and making your numb body function once again. And there’s a sense of excitement in your sexy rescuer’s attitude: she even mentions that she bets that it’s also been a long time since you’ve last had sex, which confirms her needy and desperate status.

Nevertheless, don’t mistake Regina for a lady who can’t take proper care of herself. On the contrary, she is absolutely dominant, strong, upright, and self-aware of her seduction skills. She knows a little bit about human psychology and anatomy too, as she doesn’t just jump on top of you and take out your cock for a quickie. No siree, she teases you until you become just as hot as her and knows that you can’t have a proper hard-on unless your blood circulation returns back to normal.

Regina turns your boner into a true rocker, and then takes advantage of your arousal! Image: Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody

And as soon as you return to the normal state and get back to your senses. the busty redhead still wants to make sure: she blows you big hard dick passionately and makes use of her stunning looks and seductive mistress attitude to turn your boner into a bona fide rocker. After that, it’s pretty straight-forward: she gets on top of you for an intense round of reverse cowgirl, and only pauses it to tease you some more with a nifty titty fuck.

The apex of this alternate universe prehistoric age debauchery is reached in the cowgirl position when the intensity of the pounding grows and you finally start to remember what it’s like to have proper sex. Regina has a peculiar yet immensely satisfying hunger for sex, and even though she does all the work for you, she still keeps her dominant behavior. Perhaps that the only moment when you feel in control is the missionary scene where you finally move.

All that massaging has done a lot of good for your blood circulation, and now you can finally unleash your inner beast by giving it to the generous redhead as rough as she likes it. You’ll see her make gestures of a horny lioness who’s having unbearably-pleasant orgasms, yet won’t let the guard down and submit to your manly will. It goes on like this and climaxes with a satisfying splashing finale!

“Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody” is a unique scene that balances action, seduction, and sexuality in an interesting way. Thanks to its intense hardcore scenes and excellent acting, it gets a 9.5/10 rating!

Now let’s take on the peculiarity: it’s clear that VRCosplayX has put a minimal effort into making this work. They must have looked for a kinky character who pleases geeky gamers but realized that they don’t have a proper budget for a prehistoric scenery or dinosaur special effects. That’s why they focused on storytelling, atmosphere, and acting.

The first two elements wouldn’t have worked it if wasn’t for the incredible Anna Bell Peaks to play the leading character. She gave Regina a fresh portrayal that’s taken straight out of the wild fantasies of a perverted video gamer. The redhead is dominant, sensual, and mystical in her delivery. You’re never quite sure what she’s about to do next, she’s fluid and dynamic in her movements, and she knows exactly how to keep you involved in the action.

If it wasn’t for Anna Bell Peaks, the film would have been mediocre. Thankfully, now it’s really great! Image: Dino Crisis – A XXX Parody

Without Anna Bell’s excellent acting, the storytelling would have been non-existent, and the action wouldn’t have made as much sense. It’s her who sets the pace, creates the sense of immersion and involvement with the events, and generates that genuinely unique type of arousal that truly gets you warm on the inside. It’s safe to say that the busty redhead has saved the scene from mediocrity, and it’s thanks to her that it works so well. And you don’t even have to know about Dino Crisis to enjoy this, though a history of fantasies involving Regina is recommended for enhanced pleasure.

Perhaps that the main drawback in sexual terms is the rather narrow selection of sexual positions which doesn’t include doggy style, but turning your scared and hypothermia-risking self into a stallion wouldn’t have fir the story ark. Yet dinosaur sounds or a sense of being under pressure or threatened could easily make this a lot better.

This is definitely a great VR porn video and it’s recommended that you spend some quality time with it. Anna Bell Peaks as Regina is a memorable and brilliant choice, and the studio should definitely produce more scenes with the California belle!