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I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent a lot of time playing Super Mario Bros on the original NES. Taking control of the mushroom-loving Italian plumber and jumping through dozens of goomba-filled levels was some of the greatest fun I had in the late 1980s.
All the castles in which Mario was told that the princess is elsewhere have prepared me for dating in adult life. The countless death pits and traps along the way have served as examples of roadblocks that always stand in the way of my goals. And if we connect the two arguments, then we come to the conclusion that Super Mario Bros teaches you an important lesson about the human condition and how only the most perseverant and stubborn people succeed in life.
At the same time, I couldn’t help but ask questions about the minimalistic “damsel in distress” story of the game: who is this Princess Peach and why did she get captured by this dragon-turtle hybrid creature? Why is an Italian plumber the only person in the whole kingdom who can save her? Who are all of these folks who tease you and let you down by saying that the princess is in another castle? And eventually, what happens after the “and they lived happily ever after” moment when Mario finally saves the princess?
Ever wondered what happens after Mario saves the princess? Image credit: Super Mario Cum
Luckily for me, I wasn’t the only person who made serious inquiries about the nature of the relationship between Mario and Peach. The kinky high-tech geeks from VRCosplayX have thought that it might just be a good idea to explore the depths of the relationship between the world’s most famous plumber and his regular love interest. And the principle is rather simple: first, they explore the ideas, and then they allow the on-screen Mario to explore the sweet pussy of the princess.
If you’ve ever had a fantasy about being Mario and nailing Peach, then this truly is a one of a kind opportunity that only VR porn can provide in a gloriously-immersive way!
“Super Mario Cum” by VRCosplayX
If you’ve played at least two Super Mario Bros games on any of the Nintendo systems, then you already know the premise: Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom gets kidnapped by the evil Bowser, and Mario (with or without his taller brother Luigi) has to go on a rescue adventure that gets longer and more complex every time.
The recipe has been used so many times that we can already talk about a narrative pattern which only suffers slight modifications. Accordingly, we might ask ourselves why the princess gets turned into a hopeless damsel in distress all the time. Could it be that she is so irresistibly attractive that Bowser can’t help but steal her every once in a while, or is it just an arrangement that the two of them make just because Peach is a slutty perverted woman?
Not only that Princess Peach is gorgeous, but she is also perverted and willing to make use of her breasts and pussy for your satisfaction! Image credit: Super Mario Cum
The more you think about it, the more you realize that this second scenario seems plausible. This cycle of abductions and rescues must have some really deep sexual causes, and the possibility of an impotent Mario who can’t satisfy his woman properly should be taken into consideration… but not today!
In today’s virtual reality porn journey, you experience the world through the eyes of Mario and deal with all the sentimental insecurities and sluttiness that your beloved princess has. Peach isn’t as sweet and rewarding as you’d expect her to be, and it turns out that she’s quite the attention-drawing type who can’t be left alone for a minute without hearing lamentations. Yes, in this version of the story, Princess Peach is a cock-hungry slut.
You’re a worthy adventurer who has saved Peach from the evil hands of Bowser, yet this lady is too hard to please and always needs attention.
You would think that a woman who stays caged for so long when the evil dragon captures her would at least have the self-control to refrain her sexual instincts and appreciate what she’s being given in her state of liberty. However, Peach (played by the sultry and busty Argentinian lady Blondie Fesser) turns out to be an impatient sexual beast who even acknowledges having had sex with Luigi when you couldn’t give it to her.
The fact that your brother screws the woman of your dreams more often than you do, and she even has the courage to acknowledge it, should worry you. After all, the princess even mentions that maybe she should have to get kidnapped once again just so she can get from you the attention she desires.
Peach says that Luigi takes care of her pussy when you’re not around. Maybe that it’s time to punish this bad girl. Image credit: Super Mario Cum
Luckily, though, no spontaneous abduction is going to take place, and you decide that the happiness of your royal partner has to be maintained through kinky sex. If she has cheated on you with your brother and sees the situation as if Bowser caging her would be a good idea, then a change of plans is required as soon as possible. She even mentions that she wants your attention, and it’s hard for her not to have it when she looks too stunning!
What is impressive by this version that VRCosplayX have imagined is the attention to small details. For example, Peach feeds you a mushroom just so you can grow back when you return from the adventure. Also, the dialogue makes really witty references to in-game characters and event, while also retaining the sexual nature of the film.
Peach wants it and you’re about to give it to her in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and even some good old-fashioned missionary!
What you get in exchange is beyond anything your imagination can conceive! The Blondie Fesser version of Princess Peach might complain about your absence and her permanent need to have her pipes cleaned, but she also makes sure that everything about her needy pipes is desiring and lustful. Mario may have taken a break from nailing his plumber duties in bed, but now he is in for a very special kind of treat.
Going on adventures all alone must have made the slutty princess feel really horny, as she unleashes all of her sexual energies on your cock and lets you know just how she wants the get it. Her behavior is not something that you’d expect from somebody with blue blood and an aristocratic education, but as soon as you notice the nasty blowjob and the satisfying tit-rubbing which evolves into a full-fledged titty fuck, you realize that status and appearances are far less important than good sex.
The “cum” part from the title is taken quite literally, and the princess’ big tits gladly welcome the sticky goo. Image credit: Super Mario Cum
It’s like Peach is aware that no other guy can unclog her pipes like Mario can, as she gets extremely wild and becomes one of the most cheerful yet perverted performers you will ever see in virtual reality. She doesn’t descend from her royal throne for nothing and smartly takes the action into the bedroom. Therefore, we can talk about two acts, locations, and environments: the throne room (where only the teasing and some basic blowjobbing take place) and the royal bedroom (the place for everything hardcore).
This isn’t just mind-blowingly glorious, but also a fantasy that comes true for every Super Mario Bros fan. Blondie is one kinky babe who gives Peach more personality and the kind of energetic wilderness that makes it fascinating. Unlike the bland one-dimensional princess from the video games, this Argentinian blonde does more talking and acts in a more complex way. She will be your guide to the ultimate orgasm and she will simultaneously take advantage of the situation to satisfy her “dirty” pipes.
“Super Mario Cum” is one of the most creative hardcore cosplay releases, as it invents an adult backstory on the relationship between Mario and Princess Peach. Blondie Fesser does a tremendous job at bringing her character to life, and this effort deserves a 9.7/10 rating!
There are hundreds of millions of people who have played Mario games, and it’s very likely that they asked themselves questions about the nature of the relationship between the Italian plumber and the princess he always tries to rescue. VRCosplayX brings us a scenario that many of us have thought about, but never had the chance to see.
And it’s not like this is a cheap amateurish enactment that was done by a bunch of clueless geeks. The production value is high, the special effects are very promising in regards to what POV experiences can turn into (when you’re given the mushroom to grow, you get a very nice perspective change while you get taller), and the acting is top notch.
Here’s the ultimate reason to embrace virtual reality: you get to nail a gorgeous version of the most desired princess in video game history. Image credit: Super Mario Cum
Blondie Fesser partially ruins our childhoods with her performance of the slutty Princess Peach, yet she is so convincing in her sexual nature that it’s gonna be hard to play another Mario game without thinking of her. Not only that she’s gorgeous and busty, but she also maintains arousal verbally and moves around like a hyperactive nympho who just has to get her fix. Consequently, the sex feels rewarding, as if you’ve jumped your way across 8 worlds to save her and benefit from these intimate moments.
If there’s anything to criticize about the film, then it’s the passive nature of your role. If you were Mario, you’d probably become very dominant and active. Instead, it’s the princess who does all the hard work while you just lay and sit there. The addition of doggy style could have balanced out this manhood inconvenience, but since Bowser is so prolific when it comes to conducting kidnaps, then there’s always room for a sequel.
“Super Mario Cum” is the ultimate pornographic enactment of the beloved Nintendo character and his dear princess, and this is definitely an experience that you must have in virtual reality!
these cosplays are epic man, wish to see stephanie someday