VR Porn Short Reviews: The Greatest Star Wars Cosplay to Date!

Star Wars is perhaps the greatest cultural phenomenon of our time, and it’s incredible how popular Disney has made it with the new trilogy. The premiere took place just a few days ago, and it’s expected that the earnings report will be truly record-breaking. “The Last Jedi” is the film that every geek in the world must see, as it continues the story from “The Force Awakens” and is expected to further develop the twisted Jedi-Sith narrative of the new generation.

Thanks to the massive popularity of the franchise, it was only natural that VR porn studios would create adaptations, parodies, and extensions of the universe. Last year’s “Rogue One” benefited from the release of a VR porn parody called  “Rogue Cum” (which was reviewed as part of the VR Porn Threesome Reviews series and received a pretty disappointing 7/10 rating). “The Last Jedi” was another Star Wars themed scene that didn’t impress much (the rating was 8 out of 10).

Correspondingly, it seems as if the Star Wars-themed films in VR porn that have been reviewed throughout the series haven’t really lived up to the expectations. Maybe it’s that they try to walk in shoes that are way too big, as the special effects and costumes from George Lucas’ universe are really hard to copy in something that doesn’t benefit from a high budget. Or maybe it’s that the ways in which the action was presented just wasn’t enough to please fellow geeks in terms of small details. And it’s a pity since the studio is responsible for some of the hottest VR videos in terms of action, sensuality, context, and technical presentation! It’s like they’re better when they are pushed to be original.

But now we are faced with yet another release, and this time it’s from a studio that’s specialized in cosplays and fantasy themes: VRCosplayX. These folks know all about make-up, costumes, sets, computer-generated effects, and geeky arousal. So if they cannot do it properly, then it’s very unlikely that anyone else can!

“Star Wars – A XXX Parody” by VRCosplayX

Perhaps the first impression that you get while watching the beginning of the film has a lot to do with the quality of the special effects. This film has everything that you’d expect from a Star Wars “parody”, from the introductory title screen, and all the way to an action-packed first scene which revolves around a chase. The special effects are absolutely astounding and it’s hard to believe that a studio which benefits from a much smaller budget than Lucas Film or Disney can produce such quality! In many ways, it’s like watching a scene that’s taken directly from the film!

The other aspect that you notice is the quick and smart change of perspectives: you will be seeing the desert planet from through the lens of a bounty hunter who’s chasing a female Jedi knight, then you will observe the fast-paced chase from a distant voyeur perspective, and finally the frame settles as you intervene in the middle of the action in POV mode. Also, watch out for a spectacular ship crash that looks superb!

By taking into account the characters and their resemblance, it’s safe to say that Taylor Sands‘ character (named by the producers Taylor) clearly resembles Rey from the new trilogy, and the name of the bounty hunter who’s chasing her (named FN-069) is a parody of Finn. Given the fact that you use a blaster and shoot it with the precision of a cowboy, you’re probably playing a Han Solo-esque character (most likely Poe Dameron). It makes no sense that Poe would shoot Finn, but then again there isn’t much physical resemblance between the former stormtrooper and FN-069.

Obviously, the names had been changed to avoid copyright infringement. But geeky fans will understand every reference and enjoy this incredible enactment. And before moving on to discuss the action that makes the “XXX” in the title worthwhile, it should be made clear that the action takes place on a desert planet which resembles Tattooine. It’s amazing how much attention to detail VRCosplayX shows!

You save the life of Taylor (Rey) with a precise blaster shot, and she feels really grateful. As a matter of fact, she lets you play with her lightsaber!

Okay, maybe that the last part doesn’t sound so great, but it wasn’t meant to be an innuendo. As a way of proving the absolute mastery of visual effects, the producers have decided to insert a small scene where you handle the lightsaber while Taylor tests your deflective reflexes with your blaster. It’s also a great way of proving that you might just possess Jedi powers (and in this new Star Wars trilogy, who doesn’t?).

It’s all cool, flashy, and impressive, but you just have to get down to the real kind of business. Taylor feels impressed by your quick reflexes and apparent undiscovered Jedi powers, so she slowly gets down on her knees, unravels her gorgeous all-natural tits, and begins to suck on your hardening cock. She knows exactly what you like and need in order to get aroused and ready for her moist pussy, and acts like a real pro.

As soon as your hard dick exceeds the level of parallelism with the sandy ground and points upwards, Taylor Sands gets up and leans against a rock so you can nail her from behind. This has to be the greatest way to begin this affair since the scene offers both a spectacular case of outdoors sex and a rather unusual position: standing doggy style. It’s probably also the most ravaging sexual position which allows you to manifest your utmost dominance on her tight little twat. You’re the big guy who’s in charge and she likes every second of your vicious thrusting.

The action continues with the two of you laying on the sand for some nifty cowgirl and reverse cowgirl riding!

As a way of rewarding you for your prowess in handling the lightsaber (like literally) and your dominant masculine attitude, the petite brunette lays you on the sand and shows you what she can do when she is in charge. At first, she teases you while slowly revealing her pussy on top of you and rubbing it softly, and she doesn’t seem to rush in the process of enclosing your erect cock inside her clam. But this Jedi sweetie can’t resist the temptation of the dark side and she soon begins to ride you passionately in cowgirl position while continuously flaunting her perfect tits.

When the situation has to get more intense, fast-paced, and closer to the G-spot, Taylor turns around and rides your cock energetically in reverse cowgirl. She seems to be extremely satisfied by the action while she accelerates the rhythm of the pounding and the pace of her moans. This little Jedi lady must have waited for a long time for a worthy knight to ride and drill her properly!

The scene ends with a convenient handjob and oral that’s meant to milk your balls dry. Taylor Sands is a true professional in spite of her innocent looks, and the proficiency of her work leaves a lasting impression. Not only that this is the greatest and immersive representation of Star Wars in VR adult entertainment, but the action is top-notch and highly satisfying!

“Star Wars – A XXX Parody” is perhaps the best depiction of Lucas Film’s universe that you will find in live action VR. Furthermore, the sex is absolutely gorgeous and Taylor Sands’ performance is impressive. That’s why the final rating is 9.75/10!

In many ways, this film deserved to get a perfect 10. However, since there is no missionary action, it doesn’t fulfill the minimum criterion for sexual positions. And it’s a pity that the standard had to be set since this has to be the greatest and most spot-on depiction of Star Wars that you will find in VR porn! Hell, I’ve seen video games and high budget parodies that didn’t look as great!

The other drawback is given by the rather rushed and rather poor acting. But one can say that it’s done in the spirit of the original Star Wars trilogy since a closer look at the scenes will reveal a high degree of awkwardness and cheesiness in the line delivery. Take these two inconveniences away, and you have the perfect Star Wars virtual reality porn experience and a true must-watch for those who have either watched or plan to watch “The Last Jedi”.

VRCosplayX has made a great effort in order to produce a faithful representation of planet Tattooine, the starships, and the cute little female Jedi knight Rey. They did have to change the names of the locations and characters to avoid lawsuits, but that cannot be an inconvenience for true fans of the series. What is really impressive is the way they decided to cast the Dutch actress Taylor Sands: with make-up, a hairdo and the right costume she looks just like Rey from the new Star Wars trilogy! Furthermore, her cuteness and playfulness look like qualities that the original character might have in her personal life. So kudos to the studio for nailing the Star Wars aesthetics and vibe so well!

This is the perfect watch for those who return from the movie theatres and feel like they need just a little more of the Lucas Film universe. It satisfies both the nerdy and the sexual cravings, it makes an accurate depiction of what Star Wars looks like, and makes use of incredible visual effects just for the sake of it. But when the hardcore action begins, you will have a truly wonderful time seeing what we might never get to watch in an official release (but have been imagining for decades). May the Force of VR porn be with you!