VR Porn Short Reviews: The IT in TITS

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Some of the most popular costumes of this year’s Halloween have been inspired by the Andres Muschietti thriller hit “IT.” And the reasons are pretty legitimate: it’s a solid piece of cinematography with a score of 70 on Metacritic and a 7.8/10 rating on IMDB, the story is based on a Stephen King bestseller, and one of the most frightening antagonists is a clown whose face paint has become really iconic.

Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Bob Gray, or simply “It” has pretty much reached the same status and cult following that Heath Ledger’s Joker character used to have back in 2008 and throughout the following years. This obsession with clowns and their masking face paint clearly suggests that our culture is terrified by the idea that something that seems so joyful and innocent can hide dark secrets.

Your busty girlfriend Ava Addams knows it best: you can’t have IT without TITS. Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

That’s exactly why the VR porn pioneers NaughtyAmericaVR have decided to center their Halloween special around the recent thriller hit. Just like CzechVR (who released “It’s Time to Fear and Fuck“), they have taken inspiration from the creepy Pennywise character in the aesthetics. But unlike the Czech studio, today’s film isn’t an attempt to create a virtual reality porn thriller with sexual elements. NaughtyAmerica’s narrative scope is a little bit milder in presentation, but its excitement value and popular appeal are greater thanks to the casting of legendary busty French seductress Ava Addams.

Therefore, if you’re in the mood to watch something that’s a little more relaxed and void of the horror/thriller elements that so many of this year’s Halloween films feature, then you should relax and watch this new exciting release!

“TITS – You’ll Cum Too” by NaughtyAmericaVR

It’s Halloween night and you’re casually watching a horror film on television while having some salty popcorn. Obviously, you should be getting ready for the costume party where you’re invited, but by the looks of it, you don’t care about it. The clothes you wear, a purple shirt and a pair of pre-washed jeans, suggests that you’re either not even trying, or find yourself in the middle of some kind of avant-garde cosplaying of the everyday man.

Anyway, you’re one lucky guy who seems to have done pretty well in life. You sit on a comfortable couch in a large and spacious living room, you notice all of the classy furniture you’ve got, and occasionally take a look at the large television screen on your right where a horror film is running.

Ava looks just gorgeous. Do you really have to go to that stupid party? Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

But the reason why you’re so damn lucky revolves around the beautiful lady you’re sharing your life with: the busty French lady Ava Addams is the kind of woman that millions of lesser fortunate guys dream about night and day. But the difference between you and them is that you actually have what it takes to make Ava stay and give you sweet loving.

As soon as the gorgeous curvy French babe shows up, you notice that she must have spent a lot of time dressing up in that costume. She looks like a hybrid between a cabaret dancer from Moulin Rouge and Pennywise from this year’s 2017 thriller “It”, yet somehow she surpasses every expectation in terms of sensuality and attractiveness.

However, you have to remember that this is Halloween night and VR porn can sometimes be just like Rod Serling’s Twilight Zone.

While Ava is flaunting her luscious looks, a creepy clown appears just behind her. Could it be just your imagination? Can this be the side-effect of all these horror films you’ve been watching? Are you having a frightening case of augmented reality within a virtual reality experience? Well, these are all legitimate questions.

Watch out, Ava! There’s this huge and creepy troll doll behind you! Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

What you do know is that this intruder, who somehow teleported into your house from some other dimension, wears harlequin clothes that might have been nicked from a circus, wields a giant mallet that can really do harm, and manages to look like an adult troll doll from the 1990s. In spite of the ridiculous looks of this creature, you wouldn’t want it to touch your beautiful girlfriend. Petrified, you point your finger in his direction and try to warn Ava about the imminent danger.

But when the French beauty turns around, she doesn’t see anything. Is your mind playing tricks on you? Are you like the young boy from the Sixth Sense and can see dead people? There is no way of telling, but all of this tension and fright makes you pass out. Life is really stressful when you attain this high level of success.

Luckily, Ava awakens you and decides that she should bring you back to your senses and cheer you up a little. She playfully places her hand around your crotch area and feels the strong and desiring erection. So your blood flow works just fine, she figures. Naturally, the busty brunette becomes a little more curious and unzips your pants. The result is both striking and irresistible to her.

Before you know it, Ava Addams herself is rubbing and sucking on your hard cock. And all of a sudden, all the problems in the world just fade away.

This French girl really knows how to make someone’s life sweeter, and you’re truly fortunate to have her as your partner. And it’s not just the fact that she’s a compassionate girlfriend: as it turns out, she is also a horny woman who can’t resist the temptation of playing with your cock.

There is nothing this busty French girlfriend won’t do to bring you back to your senses. Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

That’s why she comes up with an unusual proposal: how about the two of you postpone your departure to the big party and spend some quality time together to enjoy a mutually satisfying round of sex? Now that’s one proposal that you can never refuse, especially after it’s revealed how little you care about dressing up for Halloween. Also, this is like the medicine you need after being scared by that evil and creepy clown!

It’s a pity how Ava Addams has spent so much time dressing up and putting the makeup on, and right now you’re ruining everything with your high sex drive. It will probably take her a while too once again prepare for the big party, but so far this looks like your main event for the night.

What begins with an innocent and passionate blowjob evolves into some really skillful cowgirl riding, with Ava moving her hips so sensually that Shakira herself would feel jealous! It makes sense that the French lady wants your thick cock to penetrate her as deeply as possible and from every angle possible, and that’s why she goes to such impressive lengths to make this a mutually-satisfying experience.

But the couch isn’t enough for all the kinky stuff you’re planning to do: you get down on the floor for more cowgirl pounding and some deep doggy style, and also make good use of the sofa for missionary!

In many ways, this is the kind of affair that’s dynamic from every point of view. You move around the living room using the handy pieces of furniture for whatever wild fantasies you have with Ava, and this gives you a great sense of freedom and empowerment. It really matters that you aren’t static and simply tied to your sofa, though your movement is restricted and limited to the extent that it’s still the curvy girlfriend who does all the hard work.

What was that, Ava? You would like to take our time and have sex before going to that stupid party? How can I refuse that?! Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

Thankfully, you’re in a relationship with one energetic and understanding lady who doesn’t mind thrusting herself into your hard cock during doggy style and maintaining your strong erection with skilled deep throat blowjobs. Ava Addams is a sweetheart through and through, and her loving behavior will totally make you forget about that creepy clown and the bad experience of passing out.

Personally, I’ve really enjoyed the missionary scene and the dominant top perspective you get. It really gives you the best view of Ava’s enormous breasts and her pretty face which simultaneously frowns, smiles in pleasure, and smirks in a perverted way that says “I want more!”. This is magical through and through, and there’s no rational reason to go to a dull adult party where everyone talks nonsense about their boring lives when you can have all this instead!

And how can you wish anything better on Halloween night than having sex with your busty French girlfriend whose makeup, stockings, and gloves remind you of a cabaret dancer from the area of Montmartre? It’s a no-brainer, staying at home with Ava is the winning solution!

NaughtyAmericaVR’s “TITS – You’ll Cum Too” is great and features excellent sex scenes. However, it isn’t as much of a great Halloween experience as other releases of this year, and that’s why it gets a 9 out of 10 rating.

I usually tend to go overboard and sing sonnets of appreciation and worship to the Naughty America releases, but this one falls flat in comparison with the amazing VR experiences we’ve had this Halloween. The narrative attempt is narrow in its scope and pretty forgettable as soon as the hardcore sex scene begins. The effort that was put into making this scary was minimal, and the opening scene is a cliché parody of horror films.

Had it not been for Ava, the film could have turned into a disaster! Image credit: TITS – You’ll Cum Too

Since we’ve had another “It”-inspired film that’s arguably better in terms of overall presentation (CzechVR’s “It’s Time to Fear and Fuck”), it’s hard not to compare the two and realize that the Czech studio has done a better job in creating a fascinating, supernatural, and ultimately interesting experience. From this point of view, Naughty America has been pretty lazy.

But when we take into consideration the stunning looks of Ava Addams and her excellent performance, it’s hard to further slam the production and direction of the film. As far as she is concerned, the French lady (and her partner Preston Parker deserves some credit too) elevates the film and carries it from the first moment she makes her appearance. The irresistible charms and charisma of Ava are the ones that maintain the quality of the production, so casting her was the greatest decision.

Otherwise, I expect from NaughtyAmericaVR to become a little more creative and once again start innovating. A mild jump scare and a pass-out scenario aren’t enough to create a perfect 10 Halloween film, and hopefully, they will get it all right for Thanksgiving, Christmas, the New Year, and every upcoming holiday and/or special occasion. But in spite of all these creative issues, this is still a great film starring one of the hottest legendary performers in the industry, so you better start watching it right now!