VR Porn Short Reviews: The Pornstar Audition

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Becoming a pornstar isn’t as easy and glorious as you might think. In the words of the great Australian band AC/DC, “it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll.” Even though looking at the top performers in the business will make you think that it’s all about looks and natural sex drive, there are plenty of other factors which determine the amount of success. Of course, these shallow criteria that we see at the surface are also important, but before you even get to perform in your first film, you must prove yourself worthy.

If you audition a woman like Patty Michova, then how can you resist her charms and remain objective? Image: Whatever It Takes

First of all, it’s about having the right attitude and mindset. Beauty and good looks are easy to come by, but when you perform in front of a camera you have to be consistent in your actions, and you must be able to follow a script while also appearing to genuinely enjoy the kind of sexual activity that you’re being subjected to on the set. Some people call pornstars actors and actresses for a reason: they have to perform in the way they are told.

You don’t always choose your partner so there are chances that you end up with someone you dislike, and the action you see through your virtual reality porn headset is only a good edited take of what goes on during the filming process.

And this last phrase brings us to the second argument: a pornstar requires endurance. If you were to compare the sex to running disciplines, then you can say that what you’re watching as a porn consumer is an intense sprint, while the work of a performer is a marathon.

There really is no easy way out and it doesn’t happen very often that the scene ends up being perfect on the first take. Even when they no longer enjoy it, pornstars must hang in there and do their best to deliver the attitude, the vibe, and the feeling that they’re supposed to.

So now that you know all these, how would you like to be the judge of a young lady who’s auditioning to join the adult industry?

“Whatever It Takes” by VRBangers

This film is as meta and fourth-wall-breaking as can be. For about 14 minutes, you witness the audition of a sultry and seductive brunette from Slovakia, and the presentation is absolutely glorious. Since Patty Michova is the only protagonist of this production, watching her express her exuberant sexuality becomes the main point of focus and the excitement factor. That’s why the producers from VRBangers have enabled us to see a voyeur perspective of the scene in the first couple of minutes, followed by a natural transition to POV.

Patty is here to impress you and get the pornstar job that she fancies! Image: Whatever It Takes

And your job for today is all about discovering new talents for the studio you’re working for. It’s yet another pseudo-ideal activity that puts a lot of pressure and stress on you without delivering the assumed level of excitement, but that’s another story for another day. The main idea is that you’re expecting the sultry Patty to arrive and show off her talents and assets. Can she be the next big star?

From this early voyeur perspective, you see yourself with a blurred face (a smart move, given the fact that you’re supposed to identify with the guy once the perspective switches to POV) excitedly waiting on the couch for Ms. Malchova to walk in and exceed your expectations. The good news is that she arrives quick enough, is a sweet lady who appears to cooperate really nicely, and appears to be void of any kind of shyness. The even better news is that this European sweetheart is willing to do whatever it takes to get the job of her dreams.

After a brief dialogue, the perspective switches to POV and you’re spoiled with the view millions of men would die for.

Sure, your job is far from being perfect and you could get a nicer pay, but how can you hate it when an important part of what you do involves watching gorgeous women and interacting with them when they voluntarily come into your office? And Patty Michova is a woman of great ambitions who flaunts an equally greater body.

Can you think of any good VR porn roles that this Slovak babe could get once she enters the industry? Image: Whatever It Takes

Slovakia is known as the more Catholic country, consisting of people whose religious nature didn’t want to continue being a part of Czechoslovakia alongside the largely atheistic and secular Czech regions. But regardless of one’s particular religious views, if there’s a God above who looks down upon us, then he would feel pretty envious of your position and the way you can grace your eyes with incredible beauty as part of your job.

And Patty is extremely eager to get the well-paying job which fully allows her to express the wild side of her that no man can tame. Her overzealousness can be seen in the determination of her moves, and the lack of second thought she puts into her actions: when she was to strip in front of you in order to show off her sensuality and ability to crease sexual tension via teasing, she does it better than lots of professionals you can find at the local titty bar. When the idiom “whatever it takes” is used in order to describe this Slovakian girl’s determination, it’s entirely accurate.

Yet according to our expectations, this gorgeous busty amazon should have performed in a hardcore way. Wouldn’t that be a part of her work once she gets into the business?

However, it’s refreshing to see a film which flows naturally and doesn’t force the narrative to the point where it becomes ridiculous. Would Patty’s eager nature allow her to make use of her pussy for the sake of reaching her goal? Well, probably. But do you as a professional take advantage of her and make a move on a possible future employee? Absolutely not!

Please don’t let this gorgeous sight influence your judgment and objectivity. Image: Whatever It Takes

This is the part of professionalism that the producers from VRBangers have understood pretty well in their approach. Instead of forcing something that looks too good to be true, the studio has chosen a more pragmatic and realistic approach which is equally exciting. You never feel like anything is far-fetched, and therefore can relate to the action much more.

Does it make sense that Patty Michova shows up at a porn audition and strips in front of the camera to show what she can do? Absolutely, it’s an industry of glorified nakedness and being able to feel comfortable while being filmed in a sexual situation is perhaps much more important than having the good looks. There are plenty of young ladies who think they have it all figured out just because they possess the kind of bodies that turn a dozen of heads even when they take a walk to the grocery store, yet their ability to project passion and emotion on camera is lackluster.

Thankfully, Patty is all great and she even uses a small lipstick-sized vibrator to show her wild side.

This black-haired Slovak beauty is so proficient at what she does that it’s hard to believe that this is her first porn audition. She moves like a professional but displays the genuine passion of a natural exhibitionist who’s just eager to have her masturbation scenes immortalized in video footage. In reality, we all know that Ms. Michova has starred in another five VR videos that are available on the website. But in the immersive context of the film, it’s really exciting to look at Patty as if she were a newcomer.

Just look at Patty’s incredible round breasts and think about all the potential that she has in the VR adult business! Image: Whatever It Takes

As previously mentioned, there is a voyeur section and a larger and more exciting POV part. The former consists of the actual interview with talks and a nice introduction which leads up to the filmed solo action, while the latter is all about impressing you. When you experience the scene in the first-person mode through the eyes of the VRBangers recruiter, you watch one of the hottest striptease and masturbation scenes ever. The Slovak sweetheart goes to great lengths to show off the best of her body, but also display some skills.

The longest part is dedicated to the masturbation itself. And there are really two parts of it, divided by some really hot teasing. The first part is all-natural and shows Patty rubbing her pussy the way she likes it best, while the second part features the kinky addition of a lipstick-shaped vibrator.

This brunette sweetheart will make great use of all functions to penetrate and stimulate her vagina with good vibrations. But what makes the action incredible is the body language of the babe, as she moves on the desk and proves to be a really dynamic and passionate person. It also suggests that she’s feeling so much pleasure from playing with herself that she just can’t stand in one place and feels the need for variety, so you really have a lot to look for.

With “Whatever It Takes”. VRBangers really delivers one of the hottest solo experiences in the genre. The Slovak goddess Patty Michova is absolutely incredible and the film deserves a 9.25/10 rating.

There are films which require some time to get used to and feature some awkward interactions that only get better as the action progresses, as well as films where everything works perfectly the whole time. From my perspective, “Whatever It Takes” belongs in the second category and excels in the presentation of solo passion. It’s all about Patty Michova and her kinky adventure, and all we can do is watch and admire just how dirty this beauty can get.

None of us are worthy of such beauty and passion. Thankfully, the VR headset is more generous than anything else in real life. Image: Whatever It Takes

As previously stated, hardcore action would have been a great visual delight, but its absence is better for the overall pace, presentation, and narrative consistency. You’re supposed to be the VRBangers guy who auditions new talents who want to start in the virtual reality branch of adult entertainment, and your role in testing the models’ sexual abilities is questionable. It would make much more sense if a professional male pornstar was brought in to perform the test, but the experience is a lot better as it is.

Patty Michova is as charming and seductive as a babe can get, even though nothing about her suggests that she might be inexperienced or a débutante. If anything, the Slovak darling represent

s the well-versed woman who knows all about the great pleasures of life and has reached the point when she realized that there’s no shame in making a living out of what you like. There’s even a large chunk of glory in pursuing your dreams no matter what others might think, and truly reaching your full potential. And with a body and an attitude like Patty’s, success in the adult industry is just a click away!

“Whatever It Takes” is one of the best solo striptease and masturbation scenes in the genre, and really deserves a shot. If not for the ability to become a porn recruiter, then for the experience of watching a gorgeous sex goddess like Patty Michova really show off her self-pleasuring and arousing skills. So is Patty really slutty, or does she just want the job really slutty? There’s a certain degree of truth in both statements, and I challenge you to see it for yourselves!