VR Porn Short Reviews: Yoga Sexercising

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At its very core, yoga is considered a practice that heals the mind, the body, and the spirit. Its deep Hindu roots date back to the 6th century BC, and to this date, it is thought that doing yoga can help you treat heart diseases, schizophrenia, asthma, and even cancer (though no official medical research can demonstrate it scientifically). However, our post-industrial, neo-liberal and consumerist Western society treats it all like some kind of sports activity.

We tend to take away the religious elements from yoga and perform a questionable act of cultural appropriation that turns it into a mere way of doing stretching, gymnastics, and breathing exercises. Instead of being a complete package that enriches our spirit, it’s just another name on the gym list that you can find next to aerobics and pilates. Yoga’s secularization isn’t necessarily something bad and the practice of only a few parts is still better than sitting on the computer chair all day long.

However, the spiritual component is bound to be given back through mystical sexual ways. In all fairness, this is VR porn and the likeliness of rare, uncanny, and spectacular events is very high. Today it just happens that you’re a jock who, on his day off, decides to balance the physical, mental, and spiritual sides of his girlfriend’s yoga class by actually interrupting the lesson and adding the emotional-sexual depth that makes everything much greater.

Yoga stretching makes Aubrey really horny, so she has to unleash all the negativity in a sexual way. Image credit: No Time For Yoga

If you’re into hot and intense outdoors sex which makes use of yoga-developed flexibility and a nice transition between voyeurism and POV viewing, then this might just become your new favorite virtual reality porn experience! So you better reach for your precious headset and get ready for some sunny day poolside debauchery where you’re the undisputed and uncontested authoritarian and dominant boyfriend.

“No Time For Yoga” by VRHush

Ever wondered what it’s like to be completely accomplished from a financial and emotional point of view? To have a large mansion with a luxurious garden, a pool to chill by, and the perfect girlfriend to make every day of your life sweeter? Well, most of us are still working every day with success in mind, and we tend to do open savings accounts or place investments in hope of sunnier days.

Thankfully, VRHush’s immersive experience makes it all happen and you get a perfect life and the perfect muscular body within seconds! You observe the events unfold through the eyes of the well-hung bodybuilder Derrick Pierce, and you get to see what it’s like to have it all and enjoy some well-deserved spare time. Your girlfriend is the petite green-eyed New Jersey sweetheart Aubrey Addams, and the setting implies that the two of you are up for some really good sexual fun.

The synopsis, as well as the dialogue between participants, implies that the events take place on you and Aubrey’s day off. The good news is that your plans to spend quality time also include raunchy and satisfying couple time. The bad news is that your likewise kinky and aroused girlfriend has completely forgotten about a scheduled yoga session with her very special trainer (played by the VRHush alumnus, Shy Love).

At first, it’s really enjoyable to watch your lady stretch on the grass and make her blood flow all in the right places. It’s really arousing to see all the bending movements and special stretching, so you secretly hope that Aubrey is just as horny and has the same dirty thoughts in mind. Though the weather is nice and the view is simultaneously mind-boggling and drool-inducing, you just can’t take it anymore and do your best to send the yoga instructor home. Now you can have all the garden just for yourself and your girlfriend, and there is nobody who can ruin your perfect day off.

In an interesting twist of events, you decide to take yoga back to its roots and add a more spiritual dimension to it: one that you can insert by virtue of your hard cock.

Your gorgeous girlfriend is just perfect for this kind of intense outdoors sex. Image credit: No Time For Yoga

Bad joke aside, the situation can be interpreted as an extension of the required emotional and spiritual elements that traditional yoga teaches. Maybe that you completely reject the westernized adaptation of yoga and simply want to show your girl how soul-touching stretching is really done. Perhaps that your purpose isn’t egotistical and innately physical at all, as your intentions regard purely the relaxation and development of the spirit. Or maybe that you’re just a horny guy who wants to nail his gorgeous woman outside on a sunny day.

No matter how you look at the situation, the sex is just as great and intense. The expectations in regards to the quality of the intercourse, which are determined by the fertility god/goddess looks of the performers, are definitely met. As the muscular Derrick, you will devastate the blonde pornstar’s tight pussy and make her beg for some more.The two of you aren’t like most people and don’t consume your mutual affection in short and void affairs: this is as passionate as it gets, and the couples angle looks really believable.

Aubrey Addams appears to be so awestruck by your superhuman sexual abilities that she worships the cock like it’s the totem she prays to for strong orgasms. Her blowjobs are lengthy, moist, and passionate, Likewise, her riding is fast-paced, but also deep. And when she subjects herself to your dominant manliness in positions like missionary and doggy style, she lets you know that you’re the alpha guy whom she appreciates and likes to have in bed.

This is not an ordinary indoors sex affair, you’re not ordinary people who finish in 5 minutes, and the quality of the sex is astounding.

This is what happens when two sex gods clash and discover that they have finally met their equal. Sparks fly as the hard cock nails the tight and moist vagina of Ms. Addams from all positions imaginable in a POV virtual reality experience, and it all feels genuinely glorious and satisfying.

It all gets a lot more satisfying when you can be the dominant alpha male in doggy style. Image credit: No Time For Yoga

If this was just a teasing video, it would still have been above the average thanks to the great view provided by Aubrey and Shy Love. But every small move that your blonde girlfriend makes adds a little more passion and sensuality to the overall value of the experience and takes it all to a really high level of consummate professionalism. Plot development aside, Ms. Addams has been in the adult industry for about 12 years, and her experience really shines when she shares the set with a well-hung jock.

Just like every major POV release, there is a succession of enactments of the cowgirl position. These are really great and really show off the best of the blonde lady’s body, yet they can’t compare in intensity and testosterone boosting with the more involving missionary screwing and doggy style nailing. When you see the world through the eyes of a big muscular guy, you expect your behavior to be dominant, imposing, and alpha male-like. Thankfully, these expectations are also met.

Therefore, this film makes you see what it’s like to be filthy rich, in a relationship is a gorgeous woman who feels lustful about you, and dominant enough to be the absolute man. Financial success, emotional fulfillment, and sexual satisfaction are three of the elements that yoga supposedly improves. While it’s funny how it all comes into a full-circle completion, you may also regard yourself as the ultimate yoga instructor who actually gets what this ancient practice is all about and chooses to be happy accordingly.

VRHush once again delivers the full package,  “No Time for Yoga” provides that visually-stunning physical and spiritual experience that will make you feel much more accomplished and fulfilled. For its stellar sex and interesting take on the over-commercialization of yoga, the film gets a 9.9/10 rating!

Just for the sake of variety and excitement, you can also check out the voyeur edition of this wonderful release! Image credit: No Time For Yoga (Voyeur)

In many ways, the action and the events seem way too good to be true. It’s hard to believe that you own such a luxurious mansion, you are the lover of such gorgeous woman, and your success even extends in bed. If anybody knows the secret recipe or guidebook to such a glorious way of living, then please write it down in the comment section.

We once again get an extended all-encompassing virtual reality experience that’s guaranteed to leave you with your jaw dropped, and the only reason why you may dislike it has much more to do with your personal taste than objective criticism. From a technical point of view, this is a gorgeous enactment of an outdoors poolside affair, and the introduction of the yoga theme is a really nice addition that adds arousal and depth to the storytelling. There aren’t enough films that take place outside the four-walled world, and these attempts deserve praise and encouragement.

From the point of view of the narrative, everything is complete: you have a premise, a plan, a disruptive event that messes up the initial planning, the heroic intervention, and the great reward. However, it might feel a little disappointing that there isn’t much more dialogue involved and the sex is no longer accompanied by some kind of conflict. Once the intercourse begins, the only resolution required is that of reaching orgasm on your day off, and the mission is accomplished with high precision and proficiency.

“No Time For Yoga” is a film that deserves all the praise in the world and a must-see for those who want to experience gorgeous outdoors sex. Both Aubrey Addams and Derrick Pierce do a tremendous job, and you just have to see this for yourself. You did it again, VRHush!