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We all know what happens on the first week of every month: we’re expected to either get a visit from the landlord or make some kind of deposit through which we earn another 30 days of not being homeless. Paying the rent is an integral part of being and adult, and it’s perhaps one of the most inflated and unfair costs that we have to pay. It only costs a few thousand to buy materials and build your own house, but you won’t find a free piece of land that isn’t someone else’s property already. So you must comply to this already-fixed system of big owners who trade real estate in their closed circles and keep the prices high.
Landlords should literally suck it until your sweet cum comes out. Image: The Landlady Soap Opera.
Well, life is unfair. Why do we still pay rent, then? In a nutshell, it’s because we can’t afford to buy a place of our own and taking loans from a bank isn’t quite a wise move for finances. Also, sometimes you only want to be in a city for a few months of your life, so it makes no sense to try to buy property. You just find a warm place that you can afford and which satisfies your needs and expectations, and then submit to this absurd form of modern feudalism.
But what happens if you don’t pay rent? In real life, you get evicted and might also get sued so landowners can get their money. But in the magical world of VR porn, there is always an alternative and sex has the potential to turn into a currency. But unlike the classic scenario where a broke lady tries to bargain with the ferocious landowner male and the situation develops into a patriarchal situation of hopelessness and coercive male dominance, this case is different. Instead of having the male be the boss, the roles get switched just so they can change once again during sex. So you think you have what it takes to seduce a hot lady who wants you to pay the rent?
“The Landlady Soap Opera” by VirtualRealPorn
Alyssia is the kind of landlady who accepts alternative payment methods that aren’t Bitcoin. Image The Landlady Soap Opera
If you’re reading this and have the privilege to watch incredibly-immersive internet porn through a last-generation VR headset, then it’s very likely that you’re well-off from a financial point of view. Therefore, you probably don’t know what it’s like to not have enough money to pay the rent and find yourself in the solution of negotiating the case with the owner of your house or apartment. It’s an awful situation which puts you in a humiliating spot, but what can you really do if you just don’t have the money and still wish you could continue living in that place?
The round-breasted Romanian brunette Alyssia Kent doesn’t have time to mess around. She’s the owner of your apartment and seems to be the type of young lady who enjoys collecting the rent cash herself. Not only that she gets to smell the green, but she can also further impose and legitimize her authority over you and the rest of the tenants. And it’s all fine and pleasant up until she comes into your living room just to find out that you don’t have the money to pay. This kind of news totally enrages her and turns her seemingly-innocent self into a loud, obnoxious, and annoying babe whose voice and body language make you wish you were somewhere else instead.
However, this is serious and you really have to pay for your rent somehow. Alyssia rightfully mentions that you have been presenting the same excuse for the past few months, and this time it’s all serious and time to pay. As it turns out, you’ve reached your limit of being able to bullshit the landlady, and you have to improvise fast unless you have a secretly-strong desire of becoming homeless. But how can you tell an upset and annoyed young lady like her to calm down and then assure her that it will all be fine as your financial situation improves?
In Netflix’s hit show “Narcos”, negotiations resort to “plata o plomo”, meaning that you either pay with money or you get shot by the led bullets. Can there be a middle way which doesn’t leave anyone indebted, includes no guns, and fulfils the “plata” criterion just like it should?
Alyssia turns out to be a very naughty girl, so she gladly accepts to take your cock as a form of monthly payment.
And here’s yet another mind-blower that might just stun you and help you see the affair from a completely different perspective: Alyssia is a married woman who collects the rent money on behalf of the mutual real estate portfolio that she co-shares with her husband. So when she walks into your living room wearing just a tiny short navy skirt that’s easy to take off and leaves very little to imagination, it feels a little weird that you’re getting into a lot of trouble for her fine pussy. But can the trouble get any worse than getting evicted for not paying your rent on time? Probably not. So you’re practically buying yourself some more time by putting gigolo tactics into practice.
You don’t have to worry about the husband or think about his intimidating presence, though. Alyssia is more than happy to exploit the hardness and potency of your hard cock in exchange for another month of generous oblivion in regards to rend-payments, just so she feels wanted and spoiled. But this slutty all-natural brunette belle isn’t happy just to hop on top of you, remove her skirt and gradually hump you on the couch in cowgirl position. She wants a lot more and you can actually determine it by looking at the sparkle in her eyes. This tight lady is just craving for some deep ass fucking!
“Fuck that landlady and her high demands, fuck her in the ass!”. Take care what you wish, because it might just come true. Image: The Landlady Soap Opera
And surprisingly enough, Alyssia Kent actually offers up her butthole so you can penetrate it from behind in a gloriously memorable doggy style scene. At this point you’re going to believe that this is as good as it gets: just a tight asshole that you are free to penetrate and explore at discretion, and a sweet one that will skip you from the month’s rent-paying duty. Isn’t patriarchy reversal awesome?
But this landlady is really aroused and she won’t just settle for couch sex with you in the apartment you’re not paying rent for. She takes you to her bed after she finds out that her husband is gone, and makes you pay for the money you owe.
However, the kinky brunette will make sure that she remains in control of the action. It makes sense that she is the dominant one since she was the one who started it all after your careless bargaining. But her energetic and highly satisfying practices are really memorable and it’s hard to imagine that paying your rent can ever become so pleasant. Remember when you used to hate rent day and feel like you’re being robed of your hard work? Those days are long gone now!
Most of the bed action consists of naughty pumping in variations of the cowgirl positions, but it’s Alyssia Kent who sets the pace and takes charge of the deep rhythmic penetration. Correspondingly, her way of doing cowgirl is all about shaking it on top of your meat pole and allowing you to use your hands to rub her round and juicy all-natural tits. In many ways, it’s satisfying to touch her body by making a proper use of your hands while she basically spoils you. And when she gets a little tired, the sultry Romanian is happy to just bend over while you finger her sweet pussy.
This second act feels more intimate, but less tense. It’s like the hatred and tensions have vanished to clear the path for sweet and passionate love-making. If the early moments seemed like a vengeful way of recovering the rent money, the chemistry and connection has developed the affair to the point where something real and beautiful seems to have grown between the two of you. Does this mean that there will be no more rent paying as long as you live in that apartment? Well, it seems like Alyssia is quite satisfied and will return to you. And this is one of the moments when you wish you could be your VR character for all the rest of your life: your reasons are both sexual and financial, so it’s just too good to be true.
“The Landlady Soap Opera” is an excellent release with a great performance and a fairytale premise. VirtualRealPorn have hit all the high notes, so the final rating is 9.5/10!
Alyssia Kent is an incredible and outstanding performer, but her acting could be better. Image: The Landlady Soap Opera.
You know what would have made this film perfect? Better acting and more effort invested in the storytelling parts. In many ways, it felt like the sex was obtained too easily, and Alussia Kent had a hard time trying to look upset about not receiving her rent money. She raised her voice, but her face and body language just weren’t convincing enough to sell the narrative. And since the sex began way too fast and without developing the right kind of negative energy and tension, much of the plot’s potential was lost.
These flaws could have been corrected if the director and producers really put their effort in creating an authentic and realistic experience, but the whole opening scene seemed rushed and too focused on having sex as soon as possible. Yes, there are parts when the brunette seems desperate to get her hands on you and truly lustful, but the editing and production just aren’t good enough for a perfect 10 film.
Minor inconveniences aside, “The Landlady Soap Opera” is one hell of a ride which makes full use of the technological developments of virtual reality porn: from the crystal-clear image and all the way to the intimate feel of the sexual closeness, this feels like a real affair and captures all the thrills. Furthermore, all the essential sexual positions are included and they’re being used in a lesser canonical way – Alyssia has a style of her own and it’s great to see her perform so greatly. Yet another plus is the fact that you often use your hands to interact with the lady’s lustful curves and her tight pussy: it’s only a sign that the technology is constantly developing and we will soon have more advanced scenes which allow more involvement and interaction.
Overall, VirtualRealPorn has released a great all-around film with all the elements that you’d expect, but a sense of plasticity and unrealism due to the rushed pacing and poor acting. Otherwise, it’s everything you’ve ever wanted your rent day to be, and much more than you could ever imagine. Fucking your landowner in the ass (an expression you must have used at least once in your lifetime) is taken to whole new lengths and gets extremely satisfying meanings. So if you want to screw the landlady, there is no better (and safer) way to do it than to give this release a chance!
this is the best way to pay rent i guess