Back in December 2016, I was starting out as a VR porn reviewer and had no idea where to begin with my writing. At the time, I was just putting together short stories and philosophical commentaries about the technology’s capabilities (how it can eradicate rape, remind elders of their good times, and even help the disabled live happily and hedonistically), but had yet to find a niche or purpose to make a name for myself.
I was looking for something out of the ordinary, exquisite, and exciting enough to turn heads and stir everyone’s curiosity. Something that has more potential than the regular solo masturbation scene, and drops more jaws than a one-on-one hardcore production. That’s how I decided that I should look into VR threesomes and dedicate a big chunk of my time, attention, and writing to the 3-partner sub-genre which usually involves two horny ladies.
Since the very first review in the series, “Happy MILFs Day”, a lot has changed in the business, and my writing style and standards have adapted with the cumulated experiences. Image credit: Happy MILFs Day.
The series proved to be pretty successful, as plenty of stars and studio representatives have responded positively to the content that was written: the comment sections have featured messages from people involved in the production, and the content has been retweeted by many important people from the business. In a way, it was unlike the technical reviews that focus mostly on the beauty and the image quality, and the length seemed peculiar for something as basic and visceral as porn.
I’m not sure to which extent my intentions have been understood, but I’ve attempted to dive into a more narrative way of reviewing VR porn. Though lots of horny consumers of the VR porn genre must have scrolled furiously through the lines looking for a brief description of the essentials or wishing they’d skip to the grade, I like to think that the way the articles are written compliments all the work and talent that is put into the production of our beloved immersive adult entertainment. If pornstars and directors work long hours to deliver something we consume within minutes, then why not give them something equally great in return?
One of the promises that I’ve made to myself when I started writing for VRPorn was that I would never do listicles (articles that include lists, top 10s, and classifications of any kind). And while I care about the editorial quality and impose high standards on my work, I will make an exception this time and rank all of the 104 VR porn threesomes that have been reviewed throughout the 100 episodes of the series (FIY, 4 of the first 6 episodes of VRPTR featured 2 reviews each)!
Brace yourselves for the ultimate ranking of VR threesomes!
Perfect 10/10 films (ranked as #1).
“Hobbit – The Desolation of Cock“, Virtual Reality Bang, starring Anya Olsen and Courtney Taylor, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #5.
“Balls Deep 2“, Naughty America VR, starring Abella Danger and Jada Stevens, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #19.
VirtualRealityBang’s “Hobbit: The Desolation of Cock” has been surpassed in time and might not hold up to its rating by today’s standards, but it is still dear to me since it was the first film I gave a perfect 10, and its atmospheric approach is second to none. Image credit: Hobbit: The Desolation of Cock
“A Double Derriere Daydream“, Naughty America VR, starring Adriana Chechik and Jennifer White, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #24.
“Three’s Company“, WankzVR, starring Piper Perri and Corinna Blake, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #30.
“Pole Position“, WankzVR, starring Tiffany Watson and Haley Reed, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #33.
“Overcrotch“, VRCosplayX, starring Alexa Tomas and Zoe Doll, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #37.
“Bathroom Fun with Kristy Black and Sweet Cat“, CzechVR, starring Kristy Black and Sweet Cat, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #44.
“Luxury Threesome“, TmwVRNet, starring Lexi Dona and Taissia, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #46.
“Rebound Squad“, WankzVR, starring Naomi Woods and Janice Griffith, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #48.
“Cumming to America“, MILFVR, starring Mercedes Carrera and Marica Hase, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #55.
“That’s Showbiz!“, WankzVR, starring Carmen Caliente and Anya Ivy, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #61.
“Easter Bunnies“, WankzVR, starring Gina Valentina and Bailey Brookes, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #72.
Nearly perfect 9.5 to 9.9/10 films (ranked from #2 to #7).
“All Day Long” is perhaps the most epically-ambitious VR project, and one that will be remembered for pioneering the genre with interaction and content selection. Image credit: All Day Long
2. “All Day Long“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Lady Dee and Karolina Star, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #79, 9.9/10.
3. “Cuckold Husband“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Amarna Miller and Evelina Darling, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #85, 9.8/10.
3. “Special Dish Under the Table“, VirtualTaboo, starring Angel Wicky and Angel Rush, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #90, 9.8/10.
3. “Lesbian Sandwich with 0 Calories“, Virtual Taboo, starring Sybil A, Amirah Adara and Sicilia, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #97, 9.8/10.
3. “Back in the Day“, WankzVR, starring Aidra Fox and Chloe Scott, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #99, 9.8/10.
3. “Family’s Sensual Adventure“, VirtualTaboo, starring Anita Bellini and Cathy Heaven, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #100, 9.8/10.
4. “Naughty Maids Will Clean You Too“, CzechVR, starring Emma Button and Ornella Morgen, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #52, 9.75/10.
4. “Where Is the Map?“, CzechVR, starring Isabella Chrystin and Alexis Chrystal, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #65, 9.75/10.
4. “Taboo Magic Trick in Front of You“, Virtual Taboo, starring Amirah Adara and Victoria Summers, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #66, 9.75/10.
4. “Three’s Cumpany“, NaughtyAmerica VR, starring Jenna J. Ross and Lily Jordan, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #67, 9.75/10.
4. “Bending the Rules“, WankzVR, starring Joseline Kelly and Cleo Vixen, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #71, 9.75/10.
4. “Sugar Daddy“, NaughtyAmericaVR, starring Stella Cox and Lana Rhoades, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #75, 9.75/10.
“Break & Enter” by WankzVR is a masterpiece of outdoor sex. Image credit: Break & Enter
5. “Hidden Voyeur“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Sasha Rose and Jade, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #89, 9.7/10.
5. “Public Bang“, VRBangers, starring Anissa Kate and Apolonia Lapiedra, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #87, 9.7/10.
6. “Break & Enter“, WankzVR, starring Khloe Kapri and Alex Blake, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #86, 9.6/10.
6. “T&A“, NaughtyAmericaVR, starring Ava Addams and Rachel Starr, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #93, 9.6/10.
7. “Slutty Stepsisters“, WankzVR, starring Ziggy Star and Lily Jordan, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #16, 9.5/10.
7. “Violette Pink & Cayla Lyons Hardcore“, CzechVR, starring Violette Pink and Cayla Lyons, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #25, 9.5/10.
7. “The Boss“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Vinna Reed and Eveline Dellai, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #26, 9.5/10.
7. “Everybody Wins“, WankzVR, starring Bella Rose and Jill Kassidy, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #27, 9.5/10.
7. “Beautiful Blondes“, Sex Babes VR, starring Katy Rose and Nathaly, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #28, 9.5/10.
7. “Cream of Legends“, VRCosplayX, starring Anissa Kate and PussyKat, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #35, 9.5/10.
7. “Dildos Experts“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Frida Sante and Chantelle Fox, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #36, 9.5/10.
7. “My Crazy Anal Valentine“, BaDoinkVR, starring Vinna Reed and Isabella Lui, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #39, 9.5/10.
It just never gets better than this: a hardcore threesome with your girlfriend and a hot neighbor on Valentine’s Day, featuring extra anal! Image credit: My Crazy Anal Valentine
7. “College Friends Thrown Orgy“, TmwVRNet, starring Carolin and Lita Phoenix, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #40, 9.5/10.
7. “Sorority Game Night“, VR3000, starring Lexy Bandera, Jamie Marleigh and Anya Reis, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #42, 9.5/10.
7. “Double Tub Trouble“, MILFVR, starring Sarah Vandella and Christie Stevens, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #58, 9.5/10.
7. “Test for Hiring: Casting for New Cutie“, TmwVRNet, starring Angel Wicky and Ella Rose, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #78, 9.5/10.
7. “Dream Like Never Before” CzechVR, starring Lexi Dona, Daphne Angel and Sybil, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #84, 9.5/10.
7. “Cuties in Candies“, TmwVRNet, starring Alexis Crystal and Mary Kalisy, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #91, 9.5/10.
7. “Fuck Bill“, VRCosplayX, starring Jessa Rhodes and Marica Hase, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #96, 9.5/10.
7. “Sex Technique Training“, JVRPorn, starring Miwako Ikeda and Miho Tono, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #98, 9.5/10.
Excellent films, rated between 9.4/10 and 9/10 (ranked from #8 to #11).
VRHush has taken the mother-daughter affair to greater lengths. Image credit: Banging the Daughter, Seducing the Mother
8. “Banging the Daughter, Seducing the Mother“, VRHush, starring Elizabeth Joli and Brianna Banks, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #74, 9.4/10.
9. “Angel Piaff & Vanessa Decker Hardcore“, CzechVR, starring Vanessa Decker and Angel Piaff, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #68, 9.25/10.
9. “Young Couple Learn from Mother“, VirtualTaboo, Alexa Tomas and Kiara Diletto, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #70, 9.25/10.
9. “Hot Summer Day“, RealJamVR, starring Tyra Moon and Alexis Brill, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #76, 9.25/10.
9. “Girls (and Stepmoms) Just Wanna Have Fun“, VRHush, starring Cherie Deville and Aurora Belle, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #88, 9.25/10.
10. “Gift for Stepmother“, CzechVR, starring Nicole Love and Caroline Ardolino, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #92, 9.1/10.
11. “Happy MILF’s Day“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Jasmine Jae and Lavana Lou, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #1, 9/10.
11. “Fuck My Mom and Me“, WankzVR, starring Cleo Vixen and Sarah Vandella, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #2, 9/10.
11. “Express Delivery“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Kiki Minaj and May Thai, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #3, 9/10.
Tennis was never as much fun as NaughtyAmericaVR made it to be. Image credit: Balls Deep
11. “Balls Deep“, Naughty America VR, starring Riley Reid and Melissa Moore, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #7, 9/10.
11. “Christmas Tree-O“, BaDoinkVR, starring Kleio Valentien and Blair Williams, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #10, 9/10.
11. “Pinned Up and Poked Hard“, BaDoinkVR, starring Denise Sky and Ariadna Moon, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #15, 9/10.
11. “Sexy Game“, RealJam VR, starring Alexis Crystal and Lexi Dona, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #17, 9/10.
11. “Job Opening“, BaDoinkVR, starring Ena Sweet, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #14, 9/10.
11. “Fuck Me, I’m Famous“, WankzVR, starring Anya Olsen and Eliza Jane, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #18, 9/10.
11. “2 For You“, Net69VR, starring Saphira and Mrs-X, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #22, 9/10.
11. “Awesome Birthday 3Some“, HoliVR, starring Lady Dee and Angel Wicky, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #29, 9/10.
11. “Making Hard Twister Sex“, TmwVRNet, starring Lovenia Lux and Sophie Luuna, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #31, 9/10.
11. “Nicole Love and Lucy Shine: Hardcore & Anal“, Czech VR, starring Nicole Love and Lucy Shine, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #32, 9/10.
Remember when CzechVR has stunned us with intense hardcore anal? Image credit: Nicole Love and Lucy Shine: Hardcore & Anal
11. “Sweet Competition“, WankzVR, starring Carolina Sweets and Bailey Brooks, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #34, 9/10.
11. “Super Bowl Night“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Harmony Reigns and Blondie Fesser, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #38, 9/10.
11. “Shower Girls“, RealJamVR, starring Paula Shy, Violette Pure, and Kristy Black, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #41, 9/10.
11. “Motherly Love“, VRBangers, starring Dillion Harper and Bridgette B, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #43, 9/10.
11. “Mardi Gras” by VirtualRealPorn, starring Misha Cross and Kristy Black, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #47, 9/10.
11. “Threesome Fantasy“, RealJamVR, starring Pia Victoria and Angel Piaff, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #49, 9/10.
11. “Scarlett Teaches Sex“, HologirlsVR, starring Scarlett Moore and Indica, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #53, 9/10.
11. “Paddy’s Pub“, WankzVR, starring Alex Grey and Trinity St. Clair, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #56, 9/10.
11. “Good Times Indeed“, CzechVR, starring Claudia Mac and Lucia Denville, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #57, 9/10.
The Dellai twins are the most prolific and memorable pair in the threesome genre. Image credit: Threesome Game
11. “Threesome Fun 2D“, RealJamVR, starring Sabrina Delight and Lisa Davis, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #62, 9/10.
11. “Spring Break The Prelude 2017“, NaughtyAmericaVR, starring Kylie Page and Lana Rhoades, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #63, 9/10.
11. “Menage a Trois“, BaDoinkVR, starring Silvia Rubi and Julia Roca, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #69, 9/10.
11. “Antonia Sainz & Karol Lilien Hardcore“, Czech VR, starring Antonia Sainz and Karol Lilien, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #80, 9/10.
11. “Threesome Game“, TmwVRNet, starring Silvia Dellai and Eveline Dellai, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #83, 9/10.
11. “Virtual Groupsex Orgy“, VirtualXPorn, starring Angel Wicky and Lady Dee, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #94, 9/10.
11. “Army Forces Day“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Nesty and Lola Ray, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #95, 9/10.
Good 8.5 films (ranked as #12).
VirtualTaboo has helped us explore the fantasy of celebrating Christmas with a nice shagging involving the stepmom and her stepdaughter. Image credit: Christmas Gift from Stepmom and Stepdaughter
12. “After Lunch“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Kiki Minaj and Jasmine Webb, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #3, 8.5/10.
12. “Dellai Twins Hardcore“, Czech VR, Starring Silvia Dellai and Eveline Dellai, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #4, 8.5/10.
12. “Convention Day“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Amarna Miller and Amber Nevada, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #6, 8.5/10.
12. “Dear Diary, Jackpot!“, WankzVR, starring Bella Rose and Naomi Woods, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #8, 8.5/10.
12. “Christmas Gift from Stepmom and Stepdaughter“, Virtual Taboo, starring Blanche Bradburry and Lola Myluv, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #11, 8.5/10.
12. “Army Girls“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Tasha Holz and Misha Cross, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #21, 8.5/10.
12. “Forgiven Sins“, VirtualPornDesire, starring Alina Hennesy and Candee Licious, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #23, 8.5/10.
12. “And the Oscar Goes To..“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Silvia Dellai and Eveline Dellai, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #45, 8.5/10.
12. “Dirty Room Mates“, BaDoinkVR, starring Lady Dee and Blanche Bradburry, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #51, 8.5/10.
You gotta remember that Easter threesome from RealityLovers. Image credit: The Egg Hunt (POV)
12. “Dorm Room Threesome“, WankzVR, starring Peyton Coast and Marilyn Moore, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #54, 8.5/10.
12. “Two Hot Chicks, One Big Hard Dick“, VRHush, starring Dava Foxx and Jennifer White, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #59, 8.5/10.
12. “Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore“, CzechVR, starring Samantha Joons and Gabrielle Gucci, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #64, 8.5/10.
12. “The Easter Egg Hunt“, RealityLovers, starring Licky Lex and Daisy Lee, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #73, 8.5/10.
12. “Rainy Day“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Amarna Miller and Noe Milk, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #81, 8.5/10.
12. “Sweet Trio“, RealJamVR, starring Lisa Davis, Mikki, and Sabrina Delight, Featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #82, 8.5/10.
Worthwhile 8/10 films (ranked as #13).
The babysitter fantasy was beautifully made possible by VR3000. Image credit: Horny Couple Fuck The Babysitter Vol. 1.</a
13. “Babysitter’s Extra Shift“, WankzVR, starring Sydney Cole and Aaliyah Love, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #1, 8/10.
13. “Bang My Stepmom“, VR Bangers, starring Ziggy Star and Jasmine Jae, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #9, 8/10.
13. “Horny Couple Fuck the Babysitter Vol. 1“, VR3000, starring Summer Brooks and Monique Woods, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #60, 8/10.
Films that could use some improvement: rated below 8/10 (ranked between #14 and #17).
14. “Gabriella Daniels and Daisy Lee Hardcore“, CzechVR, starring Gabriella Daniels and Daisy Lee, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #20, 7.5/10.
15. “Babe, I Prefer Your Stepmom“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Lola Taylor and Chelsey Lanette, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #2, 7/10.
Christen Courtney is so gorgeous that sharing her seemed like a fair idea. Image credit: Best Friends
15. “Rogue Cum“, VirtualRealPorn, starring Ava Koxxx, Misha Cross, and Anissa Kate, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #6, 7/10.
15. “Best Friends“, VirtualPornDesire, starring Christen Courtney, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #12, 7/10.
15. “Sleeping Girl Gets Groped by Horny Lesbians“, VirtualPorn360, starring uncredited performers, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #77, 7/10.
16. “Stepdaughter and Lawyer VR Threesome“, WankzVR, starring Kate England and Tali Dova, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #13, 6.5/10.
17. “Two Pussies Are Better Than One“, VirtualPorn360, starring uncredited performers, featured in VR Porn Threesome Reviews #50, 5/10.
Wow, that is an epic ranking!
kudos, this is a go to list for me. there are so many good ones that i cant decide my fav from these.
amazing work man, this is going to be my bookmark page for next few weeks.
this is an absolutely wow!