VR Porn Threesome Reviews #110: Your Fantasy Wedding

Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

When we think about weddings, we associate the event with something perfect, pure, meaningful, and fulfilling. Unless we’ve been unfortunate enough to go through various failed relationships and have low expectations in regards to our state of legally acknowledged monogamous individuals, plenty of fairytales, Disney animation films, and cheesy Hollywood productions unfold in front of our eyes each time we think about weddings, marriage, and lifelong partnerships.

However, regardless of our beliefs, traditions, customs, and expectations, we all know that weddings are a celebration of maturity, a moment when we can finally commit to somebody and let everyone know about our adult decision. Sexually speaking, the main implication is that you’re going to get laid very often, and as regularly as you desire. Since intercourse with somebody else is morally unacceptable and frowned upon, you have to go compensate for the lack of diversity with qualitative and quantitative factors.

What kind of wedding day looks like this? Well, one that VRBangers writes, directs, and produces. Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

The Western culture distinguishes between two crucial moments: the days and nights before the wedding (usually the moments when bachelor and bachelorette parties are organized in order to give the future spouses one last thrill), and the time frame that comes after the wedding. It is widely considered that as soon as you pronounce the words “I do” in front of a pastor, priest, legal representative, or whoever is in charge, your days of wild sex and reckless affairs come to an end. That’s exactly why everything that comes before the wedding is more acceptable, as the union wasn’t officially made and either partner can simply change their mind.

Today’s film focuses on a wedding day fantasy which involves you, the lucky groom who dares to break superstitions and ends up having a threesome with his future wife and the curious bridesmaid. While the philosophical implications of defying norms and becoming a truly modern man are quite fascinating, we’re talking about something that portrays carnal, visceral, and animal-like hardcore action: and one that will absolutely blow your mind!

“The CUMplete Wedding Package” by VRBangers

If we overlook the cheesy title that looks as if it was written by a horny 15-year-old, we discover one of the hottest films of this summer and one which explores complex themes of our culture for the purpose of sexing them up. The actresses involved in this kinky threesome are some of the most experienced ladies in all of VR porn, and their skills and ability to work with sparkling chemistry are few of the factors that elevate the quality to a great extent.

But before naming the babes, it’s paramount to introduce your role and the whole context: you’re the groom and it’s your wedding day. Despite the fact that you know very well about the superstition regarding the bride’s dress (you’re not supposed to see her before she shows up at the altar, as it’s thought to bring bad luck if you’re impatient), you dare to be different. After all, when you have such a hot woman who will soon become your wife, it’s really hard not to feel horny and eager to do your manly job.

You’re about to discover what an open-minded woman your gorgeous bride Misha Cross really is. Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

Your wife is graciously played by the busty Polish darling Misha Cross, a multi-awarded actress who takes pride in her excellence of performing. The tattooed babe looks absolutely gorgeous with her bridal dress and make-up, and this is exactly the premise regarding your impatience to nail her. You could wait until the night, but it probably won’t be the same: the reception, the meaningless conversations, and all the eating and dancing are bound to make you feel tired. Why would you want to wait when you know that superstitions are stupid beliefs, anyway?

Before detailing the way the events evolve, it’s crucial to introduce the gorgeous bride’s maid: it’s none other than the sultry dominatrix Angel Wicky, a lady who’s known for her leading roles in FFM videos where she absolutely imposes her kinky will (also known for her great interview). She’s a real predator who feeds on the sexual energies of others, and it’s very fitting that she was cast to play the curious and overly intrusive bridesmaid.

The film begins with you gazing at the beauty of Misha, as a way of defying the superstition regarding the brides on their wedding day. The situation evolves into steamy sex.

It makes a lot of sense that it happens this way. Misha Cross is a modern woman who doesn’t really care about what the stupid traditions say and, as long as the lust is mutual, is willing to consume her profound inner feelings with the man she loves. There’s a strong bonding between you and her, and there’s no reason for anything to get ruined by your natural curiosity to see her in the wedding dress.

If you were to ask Misha what she thinks, she would probably say that this is a moment in your lives just like every other one, so there’s no reason to refrain from what you feel just because some people thought otherwise. You’re free to live by your own rules and make the most out of your time with the one you love. However, instead of making a deep statement, she decides that she’d rather take your hard cock deep inside her mouth and vagina.

For Misha, the mouth and the pussy just won’t do. She needs it up her asshole as quickly and as roughly as possible! Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

The tattooed Polish blonde is just as horny as you are and doesn’t care enough to question anything. She just teases you a little bit, gets her hands inside your pants, and proceeds with a passionate blowjob. This is exactly what she feels like doing, and nothing can stop her. When she thinks that she’s done with the oral and her sex drive has reached its peak, she quickly jumps on top of you and rides in a convenient cowgirl position that really shows off the best of her.

But right when the cowgirl screwing with the kinky bride Misha becomes really intense, bridesmaid Angel Wicky walks into the room and doesn’t seem to care about customs and traditions either. Instead of kicking you out, she joins in for some hardcore threesome fun!

Well, how can you ask for more in a relationship? Misha Cross is mesmerizingly beautiful, well proportioned, modern in terms of approach to life and society, open-minded, horny, pretty bisexual, and willing to allow you to explore alongside her. Your commitment to being together “through the good times and the bad” has a new meaning now that you discover her sexual appetite and polygamous tendencies.

A very steamy, intense, and deeply satisfying threesome emerges from the mutual lust between Misha and her bridesmaid, and you’re the lucky recipient of all of their sapphic love. There is nothing in this world that can stop their sexual experimentation, and you absolutely wouldn’t want to be the one who ends such an affair. It is worth noting, however, that it’s you who receives most of the attention, and they barely ever kiss.

So, do you think that Misha will allow you to screw the bridesmaid? Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

It feels more like a competition between the two of them, and one where they try to prove that they’re better at having sex than the other. They love each other’s company and they love putting your manliness to the test, but Misha Cross is the one who emerges as the leader of this debauchery. It’s quite unusual for Angel Wicky to be dominated or outshined in performances, but the situation is very fitting for the plot, role, and context.

As a matter of fact, the one who gets the most love is your future wife, Misha Cross. Angel is more of a secondary act who provides support, offers caressing, and enjoys a little riding just to see for herself that Misha’s stories about her future husband are true.

The real killer features of this film are anal sex and the filthy facial cumshot. Very conveniently, Misha doesn’t just want to have her pussy nailed. It’s very likely that she’s planning not to be able to walk for a week, as your thick and long cock penetrates the Polish beauty’s asshole in a seemingly destructive way. Oh, the satisfaction! Also, in the true spirit of threesomes, you spread your man juice all over their faces and make a truly profound statement on your status as a married couple and what your sex life is going to look like in the future.

“The CUMplete Wedding Package” is a nearly complete package that delivers high-quality action with a small amount of variety. The lack of sexual positions like doggy style and missionary is why it gets a 9.7/10.

Do sugar-coated Disney films have endings like this one? If not, then their weddings are clearly boring. Image credit: The CUMplete Wedding Package

As usual, VRBangers has done a terrific job producing the content and delivering us excitement in a rather unusual context. It’s nice to see that the studio always seeks new plots and situations, in order to please our intellect and imagination. Though the sex films frequently end up looking exactly the same and featuring a similar kind of action, it’s really important to tell a story that ignites the events. In my book, pleasing the psychological side through immersion in a fantasy universe is just as important in virtual reality porn, and I’m glad that VRBangers got it right.

Furthermore, the film features some of the greatest performers in the world of VR porn. Misha Cross and Angel Wicky are some of the finest European models and their experience in the field is second to none. They’re as prolific and productive as can be, and it was only a matter of time until their lustful personalities collided in a studio production. What is more striking is the way in which their personalities complete each other: they are known to be dominant in relation to other performers, but now that they finally meet, they seem to have an equalizing type of chemistry. It’s pretty hard to explain just how sparkling their affair is, so you have to watch it for yourself.

This could have easily been a perfect 10/10 film if it featured just a little more variety in terms of sexual positions. Doggy style and missionary are already standards in films of this genre, and it’s really a pity to not acknowledge the utmost excellence of a production for what it doesn’t portray. The grade has been greatly elevated by the anal penetration, probably the strongest sexual asset of the film from a strictly hardcore perspective (objectively speaking, it’s the way the babes interact that really makes the film special).

Anyway, I’m happy that I spent my time watching this film and I strongly recommend it to every fan of VR porn, as well as individual fans of Misha Cross and Angel Wicky! It will totally ruin your hopes and expectations for your wedding day, as there’s no way it can get any better than this.