When Mick Jagger sang “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, well you might find you get what you need”, he must have subconsciously referred to threesomes involving two guys and a girl: not quite the ideal scenario, but appealing enough to satisfy your sexual cravings. You might be secretly wishing for two hot ladies to sit on your lap, pound you, and give you the attention you deserve and pleasure you require, but it just doesn’t work like that all the time.
Let’s try to picture this scenario: It’s Friday night and you’re going out with your wing-man buddy. Since your intentions are innately sexual, you decide to enter a bar and check out just how many ladies are willing to hook up by the end of the night. Just when you were least expecting it and you thought leaving for another location would be a good idea, you find this attractive and slutty lady who seems to like a different kind of threesome: she wants to get pounded by two guys at once and won’t accept any compromise.
Consequentially, you realize that she wouldn’t settle to choose between you and your friend: she wants you both simultaneously or else she will wait for some other pair of male hunks who might be more open-minded and willing to do the job. This is a rather interesting dilemma: would you rather wait until you find a lady for yourself but take the risk of failing by the end of the night, or should you just accept sharing this gorgeous kinky lady with your friend?
This is exactly the kind of experience that today’s film tries to produce: in a way, it’s the more pragmatic way of approaching a threesome because it’s a lot easier to find a straight girl who fantasizes about receiving two cocks at once, than one who is willing to share a potent man with another lady (and eventually engage into lesbian action). Just like we prefer threesome with two ladies. But sometimes we have to balance our karmic energies and compromise about the situation. At the end of the day, we get to share a pretty woman with our best friend and we will have yet another great story to tell next time we hang out with other buddies.
“Best Friends” by Virtual Porn Desire
This film is rather peculiar in the world of VR porn for two main reasons: first of all, it follows the tradition of delivering the 2D porn-era experience of voyeurism (the same perspective of passively being in a room where sex takes place that I previously criticized) and proposes a different threesome formula for straight sex (unlike most VR porn films, the males outnumber the single female performer). The scenes and action don’t suggest any kind of closeness or friendship between the two males, but we find out from the production’s description that the lady involved, Christen Courtney, takes on best friends.Furthermore, we are warned from the very beginning about a certain affinity the lady might have for anal sex: also a rather rare occurrence in the emerging world of VR porn.
The few moments introduce us to a large living room where a man rubs and caresses a beautiful blonde lady on the couch, while another man simply lies there and probably contemplates about his future. However, it won’t be long until the action heats up and the more passive of the men decides to join in: at this point, Christen’s legs will be spread for some really nice scissoring, while she performs a passionate blowjob on the other man’s schlong. Her eagerness to carry on with the fellatio and multi-task is remarkable, and correspondingly she gets rewarded with perpetually-higher “prizes”. This woman will moan and appreciate every moment she benefits from hard meaty inches, while the two lads make sure that she gets what she deserves.
After having satisfied a man and orally-prepared the other’s penis, it’s time for a switch: and Christen will ride the other hunk in cowgirl position, while also making sure that she keeps in perfect sync for a heavenly blowjob. Her slutiness and kinkiness are so obvious, that the man under her decides to attempt a change and try to penetrate her butt hole. Anal sex seems to really turn her on, as the rhythm progressively accelerates for her pleasure.
Next up, she gets turned sideways in order to receive more anal penetration. Just like she’s done before, Christen carries on with a hard blowjob and show that even though she’s sexually outnumbered, she is in control of the situation and it’s all about her desire. The two best friends will screw her hard and passionately, and tacitly agree that it’s all about the lady’s satisfaction and every other personal interest comes second. In the end, they spread their semen all over her supermodel-proportioned body, and rejoice that they had the privilege to spend quality time with such a passionate and energetic young lady.
Christen Courtney plays the role of the femme fatale in this film, and she successfully provides all the excitement and the special joy associated with a more unconventional VR film. This Hungarian all-natural girl is 21 years old and stands at 5 foot 7 (1.7 meters). She appears to be quite experienced and well-versed in the art of sex with multiple partners for her age, and the shape of her body will absolutely mesmerize you: she has some of the most beautiful legs in all of porn, nude photography and modelling, and lots of fashion catwalk ladies would probably do anything to have such a great all-around figure. Furthermore, her natural C-cup breasts and her brown eyes are absolute stunners and are guaranteed to drive you mad. Even if you’re a straight male who wouldn’t normally watch two penises on a screen simultaneously, Christen’s beauty somehow makes up for the situation and provides the right kind of eye candy to keep you interested until the last second. She’s the epicenter of “Best Friends” and without her, there is no way any straight male would have the desire to watch more than 5 seconds of the film.
Overall, the movie is pretty good and has some decent action. I’ve decided to review it due to its peculiar characteristics: in a world of VR porn where POV films seem to dominate, sometimes it can be surprising to watch something as a voyeur. To some it might be creepy, while others will discover a special kind of nostalgia from the old days of 2D porn. “Best Friends” doesn’t try to take itself too seriously or add too much depth into a storyline – it’s a straight-forward sex film with two men who are supposedly best friends and screw a nympho blondie. It does fulfill this fantasy of double-teaming on a girl with your best friend and it does successfully.
However, I regard VR porn as a big evolutionary leap from the days when porn could just get away with a beautiful slutty lady and a well-endowed man. There is a lot of potential in storytelling and this film clearly doesn’t care much about making the supposed plot seem credible. It’s more like footage of sex filmed by somebody in the camera, rather than produced porn that represents a scenario and tells a story. If I were one of the producers, I would have shot the film with a switching perspective, so that we can see every moment through the eyes of both studs and the lady. I suppose it would have been interesting indeed to take full advantage of the VR technology in order to deliver that kind of switch (getting to choose between perspectives would be very nice too!).
But since this is a mere review, I have to evaluate what it is over what it could have been in an ideal scenario. “Best Friends” is a relic from another era that somehow made its way into the contemporary landscape of VR porn. It’s not revolutionary, it’s not the best film I’ve ever seen, but you can’t go wrong with a very beautiful nympho. In its current form, by taking into account the lack of a real plot and the limited understanding and utilization of the VR technology’s capabilities, the film receives a rather moderate 7 out of 10. I definitely look forward to better productions from Virtual Porn Desire, as they show a lot of potential.
Tune in next time for yet another threesome review! Do you have a different opinion about the film? Let me know in the comment section!
binnman1 says
oh i fucking love this threesome clip
Ubc says
Wow