VR Porn Threesome Reviews #140: Game of Thrones!

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“Game of Thrones” is one of those very influential “once in a generation” television shows that shapes ideas, breaks boundaries of what was previously thought to be conventional, and offers inspiration for countless ripoffs and stylistic imitations. At the time when I’m writing this review, the season finale of the rather short season 7 is yet to be released, and we’re all waiting for the grand, memorable, and outstanding moments that the action had been building up to.

HBO’s epic fantasy medieval drama, which started off as an adaptation of George R. R. Martin’s series of novels called “A Song of Ice and Fire” and went on to develop a narrative of its own for the last two seasons, is known to focus on political struggle, violence, character development, and sex. All of these elements gracefully complete the Machiavellian premises and portray a world where climbing the ladder and getting the throne is the greatest end for which no means are ruthless enough.

Meet today’s unlikely alliance partners and mistresses, Margaery Tyrell and Daenerys Targaryen! Image credit: Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody

Don’t worry, this whole piece won’t contain any spoilers about the events from the TV show. Not only that, it will most likely get published a couple of days after the season 7 finale gets aired, but it won’t reveal details about what happens to the characters. However, minor pieces of information will be mentioned in relation to the characters depicted in Game of Thrones a XXX Parody.

And now that we’ve gotten to this VR porn opus, let’s discuss just how hard it is to top “Game of Thrones” in terms of sex scenes. When the original TV show itself spoils you with scenes that genuinely look like porn, then how can the adult entertainment top that? Furthermore, no porn studio can afford to have the same production budget. That’s where they have to get creative and this is going to be really interesting to review and analyze.

“Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody” by VRCosplayX

Just like literally hundreds of scenes from the HBO hit series, this porn parody puts you in the negotiation room. Your desire for conquest and supremacy within the Seven Kingdoms is far too strong and, as it turns out, you can’t do it all by yourself. You need to form a worthy and strong alliance that can help you reach your goal, but simultaneously make sure that you have the leverage and you’re the more powerful one. You know what can happen to the weak ones and you might just be interested in eliminating your temporary allies at some point in the future.

How can you tell that this is going to be a lasting and trustworthy alliance? Well, all participants get an equal amount of sexual attention. Image credit: Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody

But for now, you have to convince The Little Queen from the House of Tyrell (Margaery, played by the luscious Tina Kay) and The Dragon Queen herself (aka Khaleesi, played by the gorgeous Misha Cross). Which male character are you playing? Well, that’s a legitimately intriguing question, and the dialogue conveniently reveals that you’re none other than Oberyn Martell, the bisexual prince who has eight illegitimate daughters. Now that’s what you call something appropriate and adequate for an intense and memorable round of rough diplomatic sex!

So far, everything seems on point and worthy of a nasty affair. Additionally, you get a plot involving distrust: Margaery is not sure if the Silver Lady and her dragons can be trusted and she expresses this concern to you just moments before the blonde third party walks into the room. And this is when the real negotiations begin, as the dialogues have two female participants and your alpha male presence. Who can be trusted? Who is most likely to betray this alliance? What is the final goal and what’s going to happen after it’s reached? These are all legitimate questions that you should be addressing. However, there’s a lot of hotness in the room and you know that you’re about to have yourself some raunchy threeway sex.

The producers do their best to insert geeky references, but these moments fall pretty flat in comparison with the show. Well, at least there’s greater sex to compensate for the acting drawbacks.

I love both Tina Kay and Misha Cross and genuinely think that they’re some of the best and most prolific ladies in the virtual reality porn genre, but the early dialogues and negotiations feel pretty awkward and lack that spirit of doubt and intrigue that you find in the HBO series. Sure, it’s hard to top performances of professional actors who constantly win prestigious awards in their fields of work, but it doesn’t seem like VRCosplayX has put too much effort into the dialogue scenes either.

HBO can never top this scene! Image credit: Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody

In her Little Queen character, Tina recites her lines and doesn’t seem to be referencing your (Oberyn Martell’s) ploy to invade Westeros (this is the biggest season 6 spoiler that you’ll find, and it’s intentionally vague). Actually, it’s not very clear what the three of you are planning and what the purpose of your alliance is, but you all decide that the best way to seal the deal involves having sex. There’s no better way of knowing somebody than seeing them in their most stripped-down and pure state: and one can easily be found in this state during their intimate moments.

Is this a set-up for one of the participants to get killed? Is Margaery Tyrell trustworthy for your cause? Is Daenerys Targaryen trying to do something unexpected with her dragons? These are all questions that will come to your geeky mind just to never get answered by the action itself. During sex, both babes will utter and scream in-character lines, yet none of them is conclusive for anything. They’re just there to remind you what kind of film you’re watching and to fuel your geek meter.

How do you, Oberyn Martell, screw The Little Queen and Dragonmother in order to seal the deal? Well, in every cowgirl variation, missionary, and doggy style!

If the plot of this fantasy Game of Thrones scene is pretty thin and this feels more like cosplay fun than a piece that tries to get serious about the events in Westeros, then at least the sex is greater and kinkier than anything you’ll ever see on HBO! Each to her own specialization, I guess: Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke are the award-winning actresses who make their story seem realistic and relatable, while Tina Kay and Misha Cross are the experienced pornstars who can turn any sex scene into an arousing marvel. We really can’t get the best of both worlds, and somehow it’s unfair that we have to draw this parallel between the real show and the parody. But if the title says “Game of Thrones” and the tone is somewhat serious, then we have to do it.

You already know from the TV show that sex is a mean in itself and it receives plenty of air time just to allow you to understand the underlying psychological traits of the characters. There are many layers of a person’s personality that you can discover in their sexual behavior, and that’s probably why there is so much emphasis on fucking. But this is a porn parody so hardcore screwing is at the very core of the opus, while the other introductory part serves as a mere introduction.

The real Margaery Tyrell and Daenerys Targaryen could never be this great in bed. Image credit: Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody

But the sex you’re having with the babes is stellar, intense, and memorable. Misha and Tina are hyperactive nymphos who won’t stop until they reach the perfect give-receive ratio. They suck, they lick, they use their hands and tongues with great skill and simultaneously allow their tight wet pussies to get nailed. In terms of pace, this is a very hardcore film that doesn’t seem to be very scripted. What’s beautiful about the two gorgeous European babes is that they permanently look like they’re making love to each other. Their moves, their caresses, and their moans seem to be genuine and filled with passion, which probably means that the alliance they’re forming is likewise true and bound to last.

When you nail the Mother of Dragons in doggy style position, Margaery will enjoy this act of submission with some Sapphic tongue exchanges. Conversely, when The Little Queen receives your mighty cock in the missionary position, she shall wisely put her tongue to good use in order to offer moist cunnilingus to The Silver Queen. Facesitting, rubbing, and fingering are all common elements and it’s all great that the babes interact so much. It gives legitimacy to the alliance and creates a feeling of balance and evenness.

“Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody” is an outstanding porn film which bears the curse of trying to emulate one of the greatest shows of the last decade. Consequently, the acting will seem a little flat in comparison, while the sex gets the job done and excellently enacts a fantasy threesome. For its ambitious scope and masterful enactment, this opus gets a 9.8/10 rating!

From a strictly sexual point of view, Tina Kay and Misha Cross have a stellar chemistry that can help them do any kind of scene flawlessly. Some babes in the industry can look like they’re dealing with awkwardness and inability to connect with their partners, but it isn’t really the case with this Polish-Lithuanian duo. They have no holdbacks when they eat each other’s pussy and permanently seem like they adore each other’s presence. It’s the perfect recipe for a series of lesbian moments that compliment an otherwise hardcore-centric scene, and it really is an element that stands out.

Kudos to Misha Cross and Tina Kay for gracefully expanding the Game of Thrones fan-made universe! Image credit: Game of Thrones – A XXX Parody

I wish the acting and plot were better, but then again I have to be satisfied with what I did get and Game of Thrones could never top. Maybe that the sets, the atmosphere, and the narrative can’t compare, but the passion that Misha and Tina show when they’re having sex with you and each other is second to none. I can understand why VRCosplayX wanted them to work together in a scene, but I am not sure why they specifically chose this one.

The Game of Thrones fans might generally feel satisfied with what they’re getting here, though it does feel like the geeky elements and references have been added just to draw the attention of the fans. Impressing them would be the next extra step, but the plot is too thin to do so. That’s where the sex steps in and proves that the folks at HBO are a bunch of prude amateurs who don’t know how it’s done.

I have mixed feelings about the film just because I’m thinking about the “Game of Thrones” franchise. Had it been just a medieval-themed threesome, I would have been absolutely blown away and vocal about how great it was. Tina and Misha can really leave you with a lasting impression with their chemistry, and that’s exactly why I’m recommending this one. You’ll never see Margaery Tyrell and Daenerys Targaryen have this kind of affair (for multiple reasons, including a possible season 6 spoiler). Have fun with this one, it will stimulate your imagination and make you think about the series in a different and more light-hearted way!