VR Porn Threesome Reviews #18: Fame

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One of the mysteries that I have yet to figure out in this lifetime revolves around our fixation and obsession with celebrities. Every day we read news and hear about people like the Kardashians (who are famous for just mirroring the status-quo in terms of culture and education), films actors like Brad Pitt (whom we regard highly and look up to for his opinions), singers like Taylor Swift (whose sung affairs and relationships are subject of gossip and rumors), and television personalities like Oprah (a true Oracle of Delphi from our times).

The craze has hit such a large scale that there are separate news sections about them in newspapers and magazines, as well as dedicated coverage on their latest activities. God forbid you don’t find out about the latest mansion they bought in a luxurious place that we, the people who never became rich and famous, could never afford in this lifetime.

Do you remember that one time in 2014 when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with the reveal of her enormous butt? How could anyone miss it, it was everywhere! Image Credit: The Daily Beast/Paper.

But do you know what is fascinating about it? We project our hopes and dreams on these celebrities: with each reveal about their undertakings, we either sympathize or disagree with what they do. Accordingly, they occupy our brains to such an extent that we sometimes stop and think about the latest news and try to find meaning or connections in it. We sometimes even look for similarities and certain patterns in our lives, and ask ourselves about what that famous successful person would do.

Ultimately, we wish we could somehow meet these celebrities more or less just like Hugh Grant did in “Notting Hill”, when the life of an ordinary bookstore employee has become stellar in the moment the most famous movie star has walked inside. Even if we’re not attracted to these famous people, we at least desire to meet them, talk to them and exchange ideas about how the parallel lives are either similar or dissimilar. We’d love to tell them how their actions on camera influence us and change our ordinary lives. But how likely is it for this to happen?

Well, the movie that I’m going to review is somehow rooted in this celebrity culture and explores a different dimension of this social craze. Yes, there will be hardcore sex involving a famous person and it’s all preceded by autograph signing. But there’s a twist in this story and you should know it from the start: you’re the celebrity and the girls are fans of yours who must have fantasized about having sex with you for years! How about that?

“Fuck Me, I’m Famous” by Wankz VR

Picture yourself relaxing outside a modern exquisite mansion, just sitting in the sun, enjoying the fine weather and surfing the internet on your phone. After all, you’re world famous and there’s no reason for you to be sitting in an office or working long hours in a factory: your work speaks for itself and you can make money with your simple presence. The world loves you, you’re one of the few fortunate and you know it.

Suddenly, a petite blonde girl runs towards you and disrupts your relaxation with her starstruck state: “Oh my God!“, she screams while rapidly approaching you. This was completely unexpected and you’re probably thinking about calling the security, but the babe is really pretty and she tells you not to be scared. In just a few seconds, she declares herself “the biggest fan“ – quite a bold statement to make, and something you’ve heard a million times in this lifetime. Her excitement is hard to describe into words, as she’s smiling widely and appears to have problems catching her breath. With the same outspoken enthusiasm and joy, she asks you to sign a piece of paper and hands you a marker pen. “This is all I’ve wanted, just your autograph, just once“, the blonde adds, as a justification for her erratic behavior.

These babes are so starstruck that they don’t mind sharing you. As a matter of fact, they make sure that you get the best treatment possible and they do all the kinky work for your enjoyment. Image Credit: WankzVR.

You take the piece of paper and the pen, sign where you’re supposed to, and witness how the babe bows and covers her face in excitement. “I can’t believe it’s you, this is so perfect!“, the babe exclaims. But her next actions prove that she wants more than just one autograph: she will ask you to sign her Wankz VR baseball cap, as well as her Wankz VR t-shirt (of which she claims that it’s her garment for bed – “this is my prized possession, I sleep in this every single night“). Once you ink your signature on all the handed objects, the blonde carries on with her excited behavior and adds “Oh my God, you’re so perfect. I knew you would be“. She takes back her pen and continues her plead “This is so great, we have so much to talk about, I don’t even know where to start!“.

But in the meantime, a second babe approaches, recognizes you and has a similarly-overexcited reaction. Well, the perks of being famous. This brown-haired darling seems to be just as willing to collect autographs, except that the places where she wants you to sign are far less conventional and not quite simple objects.

Correspondingly, you have to do something in order to solve this situation for the greater good, so that everybody leaves the scene happy and satisfied about this encounter. And this is how this magical threesome begins: you take the babes inside the mansion and let the fun begin!

Superstar in the streets, worshiped god in the sheets!

The ladies aren’t willing to waste any precious time and they know what a great privilege it is to get to have sex with one of their famous idols. They briefly enjoy a lesbian fling to get acquainted with each other’s presence and psychologically turn you on for what’s coming, and then naturally take your pants off and start feasting on your hard super famous cock.

The fun part about being famous is that you’re not sure who is doing a favor to whom. You’ve had so many girls before that this is just another affair. But this means the world to them, it’s a dream that comes true. Image Credit: WankzVR.

Their blowjobs are tender, yet wild: they know who they’re dealing with and wouldn’t even scratch your precious penis for anything in this world. They’re supposed to treat it gently and worship it as the totem of their most successful encounter. The babes aren’t just performing a blowjob, but they finally get a taste of fame and success.

As soon as this lubricating and arousing process is over, it’s time to get to the serious matters: the fans finally get to ride their favorite celebrity’s hard cock!

The first lady to get on top is the blondie Eliza Jane: after all, she was the first to come to you and convince you to offer her some of your precious time. If it wasn’t for her, maybe that Anya Olsen, the brunette babe, would have never accomplished the same result. The striped stockings-wearing doll is on cloud nine: first of all, because your meat pole is really big and hard, and secondly because she’s riding the man of her dreams so there is also a deep psychological turn-on.

Anya is really grateful for the privilege of riding someone as famous as you. Shețs also a big fan of yours, so to her this must be a wild dream come true. Image Credit: WankzVR.

Anya Olsen won’t just stand there inanimately, she will provide kinky looks to you as a way of letting you know that she’s next, as well as gentle kisses on hips and clitoris rubs to the blonde darling.

According to her strong desire, the brown-haired sweetheart gets to ride you next in reverse cowgirl position. In the meantime, Eliza will shine with her affectionate side. The blonde will not just support, caress, and perform a push-pull motion with her hands on her lady partner’s buttcheeks to make sure the cock penetrates her deeply, but she will also display her lesbian side with gentle and passionate kisses. It seems like Eliza Jane isn’t just a fan of yours, but a lover of beautiful women too! Hey, that’s something the two of you also have in common!

The way the ladies compete in primal orgasmic screams is viscerally beautiful and a masterpiece in itself. Even if you were to close your eyes and forget about their lusty bodies, you would still feel turned on by their wild side.

But after the first round of humping, it’s time for the ladies to sign up for the second: except that this time they reverse the position and slightly alter the formula. From this point on, the woman on top will have her clitoris rubbed by the other, and they will be facing you and moaning right in your face. Being famous pays off all the time!

To Eliza it seems like the first round of humping was just the warm-up and she gets back on top for some more. Anya assists her with gentle rubs and looks you in the eye like she’s about to feast on your flesh. Image Credit: WankzVR.

Eliza will make her glorious return to riding with more energy than before, and with a stronger desire to make the most out of this impromptu hardcore action. Maybe that she had planned this to happen all along and you’re the victim of her plot, but you don’t mind it and enjoy the benefits of fame just like you should. Watching the blonde babe ride up and down while Ania fiercely rubs her clitoris is what dreams are made of. A million-dollar affair indeed, and way better and more realistic than any affair with your fellow celebrities.

Now you’re happy that you allowed the blonde to approach you and you agreed to sign autographs – it seems like you get to also leave your mark inside her moist vagina, and she’s excited and honored about it. She must have dreamed of meeting you for years, the poor girl!

According to the agreement between the ladies, they switch places and you once again enter the sweet pussy of Anya Olsen, whilst Eliza Jane takes on the rubbing and caressing duties. At this point, everything has gotten loud and intense: they moan, they scream and they always seem to want to go faster, deeper, and harder.

The blue-eyed babe with auburn hair enjoys every second of this rough ride, and Eliza seems to sweeten it with her tender kisses. Image Credit: WankzVR.

These babes have found the man of their dreams, have received free access to his hard penis, and now they can’t seem to get enough!

Anya has reached her peak in terms of intensity and it just seems like she’s about to squirt or cum. The fact that her pretty blonde partner provides firm clitoris rubs and sweet kisses is a pleasuring contrast for the rough ride you’re giving.

But it’s all bound to end and you know it. After all, you’re a busy person who’s had his share of enjoyment, but celebrity life is busy and filled with daily rituals that don’t conform to the mundane norms. You’ve given a lot to these babes and it’s just enough. They came in for an autograph, and left with the most satisfying and hardcore sexual experience of their whole lives!

You splash your sticky man fluid all over their faces and bodies, so they can finally get to have a sample of celebrity DNA. They’ve met with a successful person, they’ve felt the taste of success, they know what it feels like to have it in bed, and now they can even have a share from its very essence. It’s an autograph for the bodies that will certainly be more memorable to them than anything else in their normal boring lifetimes. Oh man, what a ride this was!

“Fuck Me, I’m Famous” is a canonical VR porn threesome that uses the girl on top/assistant formula and applies it to a more psychological context. Unlike the situation from many films, in this one you’re not just a stranger and you don’t become the subject of attention from a forced situation and coincidence. It’s perfectly believable that young ladies feel attracted to the hot male celebrities, and it makes sense that they would want to have sex with them if they had the chance. The plot takes its time to develop and helps you get into the role, by making you feel like you’re the superstar who makes the two ladies scream like it’s the year 1964 and they’re seeing The Beatles live at Shea Stadium.

The action itself isn’t anything spectacular and the positions presented, as well as the available angles and perspectives, are as basic as can be. Therefore, this threesome isn’t special from the point of view of what goes on, as the ladies and their spot-on acting establish the foundation that’s supposed to make you feel immersed into the events.

Petite New York girl Anya Olsen is perhaps the eye candy of this film and the main event in terms of sexual intensity. I’ve previously praised her performance in “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Cock” and she seems to be consistent in her solid performances. She’s a real stunner, has some of the most mesmerizing blue eyes and knows exactly how to turn you on, regardless of the role she’s playing within the film or as a participant in a certain scene. It doesn’t matter if she’s riding on top of you or assisting her partner, she’s incredible and one can only hope that she will star in more VR films in the future. Her screams are also out of this world, and the psychology of her characters intertwines innocence with fierce sexuality quite nicely.

Conversely, Eliza Jane is a petite all-natural LA woman with beautiful brown hair and pretty brown eyes. Though she is the more inexperienced babe from this film and she has been involved in the adult industry for less than a year, she demonstrates that she’s learned a thing or two from growing up near Hollywood. She has a crucial role in the beginning, as she’s the babe who immerses you and introduces you into the world: basically, without her brilliantly-delivered overexcited starstruck part, you wouldn’t care as much about who you are what what kind of relation you have with the two babes. She’s the empowering factor for the viewer, and the one who sets the tone for the rest of the film. When she rides, she is also great and provides some memorable moments – though she doesn’t seem to be as sexually-proficient as her partner. But she’s great in a league of her own, as she appears to be the more affectionate and loving lady on the set. Her behavior is in tune with her angelic looks and innocent face, so in the end it all makes sense. Likewise, I hope that she will turn her attention much more to VR porn, as I can’t wait to see her play other roles!

Watching Wankz VR’s “Fuck Me, I’m Famous” has been quite a ride and I wish all VR films were as immersive with their narrative and interactions. I certainly didn’t feel like just a guy who gets undeserved sex via circumstantial miracles, as Eliza Jane has brilliantly set the tone of the film to make me feel important, desired, and entitled by status to have the threesome. The film deserves a solid 9 out of 10 and it would have been really perfect if it featured a larger diversity of sexual positions or even anal sex. But it’s really great as it is and I highly recommend it.