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In terms of social progress, we have come a really long way. Warfare used to be a man’s job and the kind of activity that presumably requires high testosterone levels to perform and endure. For centuries, women were considered unfit to join the army and were given supportive role as nurses and infirmaries. Another argument that’s been held against women fulfilling military duty has been strictly sexual and neutral towards physical strength: just how are men supposed to be productive and complete their tasks well if they feel lust and attraction towards the females in their team? And this is a very important question that today’s film unintentionally addresses, as sex has been a taboo subject in the army for the longest time. Soldiers aren’t supposed to be able to get satisfaction while on duty, instead they should always struggle and fight while thinking of their homelands where all the pleasures and riches in the world were awaiting.
Luckily for courageous women and all of us quasi-anarchists who wouldn’t serve our country on the battlefield for moral and political considerations (who consequently no longer get forcefully enrolled), today’s more professional armies contain members of both genders (or should I say “all genders” according to the PC agenda?). Which means that heterosexual intercourse is actually possible and attainable, in spite of strict rules and camp separation. Horny guys who serve their country on a daily basis can also serve a woman’s sacred body with the same passion and desire – and women who fulfill their civil duty in the army can satisfy their cravings just like they would if they were staying at home. It’s a win-win situation which sometimes deserves a few medals.
So you better follow my orders, stand straight up and carry on with reading the review of this next army-based threesome film. Don’t worry, this isn’t “Full Metal Jacket”, you won’t get bullied for your physical flaws and you don’t have to worry about being worked to exhaustion. What you have to do is pay attention to what this self-proclaimed porn commander-in-chief has to say.
“Army Girls” by Virtual Real Porn
There’s a Vegas rule that applies to the life-changing and transformative experiences an individual has in the army: they say that what happens in the army, stays in the army. This is applicable to the classified intelligence you have access to, as well as the many times when you get punished by your superior for disobedience, and end up peeling off potatoes or staying locked up for a couple of days just to learn your lesson. But does this rule apply to sex?
Well, we can all agree that sexual frustration accumulates over time and sometimes blowing off some steam can be beneficial for our sanity and overall performance. And when you have women and men who have been away from home for long months and won’t return for prolonged amounts time, then you have to do something to keep their morale up. It goes the same for men who left their pregnant wives and safe households to serve the country: a postcard and some e-mails just won’t do the trick. So what do you do?
Well, based on the social contract of confidentiality, you find a partner you like and cheat for your homeland. And that’s exactly what the horny lady soldiers Misha Cross and Tasha Holz do in this film: the pressure of being in a foreign country and having to fulfill daily duties can be a little too stressful for them. They’re young and beautiful females in their prime who often wish they could be appreciated for their beauty and feminine uniqueness, rather than being fitted into a mold. That’s why they mutually agree that they should look for you, the handsome male colleague of theirs who can give them satisfaction in a steamy threesome: this way, they consume their eroticism through a lesbian affair, but also relive the thrill of being penetrated by hard cock. This is patriotic work at its finest and you’re not just helping a couple of woman reach orgasm: you fulfill your soldier duties and get the job done perfectly just like you should. If you wouldn’t do it for them (which is quite unlikely, given their attractiveness), then do if for your country!
Once your put your VR headset on, you find yourself sitting inside a small impromptu military barrack. All the sides are covered by white layers of cloth, and there are a bunch of M4 rifles lying around the room. But by far the most fascinating part of the scene is watching two babes who stand in front of you and kiss passionately while caressing each other’s beautifully-proportioned bodies. Misha Cross, the amber-haired darling with the slimmer body frame, is wearing a military hat and a camouflage shirt, thus giving away her private status, as well as the fact that she must have left her tasks while being on duty. Such a naughty girl! To your right, there’s a slightly shorter but way curvier and bustier brown-haired lady who wears a white top and a rather casual pair of short jeans that make her round butt look like a world wonder! Her name is Tasha Holz and it appears that she’s a better soldier and wouldn’t stain her military uniform in intercourse.
When military discipline is applied to the task of sharing a hard penis, magical sparks fly and a rainbow show up in the sky! Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn
However, these pretty women know all about military discipline and are well-aware of the fact that they shouldn’t waste any precious time. They strip their clothes off to the point that Misha only keeps her hat on, then enthusiastically proceed to perform a double blowjob on your hard cock.
It has been a long time since they had their share of a hard, testosterone-smelling meat pole that they can worship, and this encounter is ravaging and savage, as they unleash their animal instincts.
After putting their lips and tongues to good use, it’s time to start riding for their satisfaction – and consequently the prosperity and well-being of their homeland: tattooed babe Misha gets on top and starts riding in cowgirl position, and in the meantime Tasha rubs her clitoris in order to maximize pleasure. This is really great and can actually feel the unspoken passion of enjoying a hardcore fuck after long and exhausting months of fulfilling other patriotic tasks. While the amber-haired darling on top of you is incredible, you can’t help but admire the warfare paint that Tasha Holz has applied to her face… and her massive breasts are breath-taking and should look great when she bounces on your erect penis!
But you have to hold your horses for a little while and just enjoy Misha’s riding – she bounces up and down until her pussy is sore, and then comes back for some more by reversing the position. This babe is incredible and must have felt very needy. Her cheating on her boyfriend is truly legitimate and necessary. The curvier Tasha will assist and caress her all the while, but she will also exchange kinky glances with you: it’s her way of saying “I want you and I’m next“.
Tasha has waited for far too long to get this kind of satisfaction. Luckily, a small agreement can help her fulfill her dream even in the army. Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn
Once Misha is done and has received the sexual satisfaction she was craving for, the curvy brown-haired darling jerks your penis with her soft and outrageously-large breasts. This is the kind of tit-fuck that you only can get in your wildest dreams – except that this time it’s happening in front of your very eyes and you better believe it.
Then it’s time for Tasha to ride you passionately and at a fast and intense pace that will make you wish you could take a break to catch your breath.This voluptuous babe has a sex drive and a high energy that will surprise you, given that you’d assume that her curves make her slower. That’s absolutely wrong, she will get pounded smoothly and fast, while Misha kisses her and caresses her like a great soldier who displays camaraderie and solidarity towards a fellow army woman.
But Tasha just can’t get enough from this position and wants you to nail her closer to the G-spot. That’s why she turns around and allows you to enter her from behind, in a reverse cowgirl position. The sight of her large round ass is simply blissful, and when you combine that with Misha‘s pretty face and the loud moans that you hear one hard thrusting at a time, you feel like you can’t hold on any longer and have to take that big load off.
Tasha’s big boobs: can you think of a better place where you’d rather cum? Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn
No load of cum should ever be left behind or wasted, says an adapted quote from a military code. The two ladies are accustomed with the rules and know exactly what they should be doing. In a situation like this, it’s a good idea to do the right calculations and determine the best and most fitting scenario to splash your warm sticky cum. And there is no better place to do it than Tasha‘s huge breasts!
The two darlings will start jerking your cock fast and hard, and when you’re getting close to that leg-shaking moment of climax, Tasha gets her boobs close, so she can collect every ounce of your semen. Misha Cross must have missed the taste, as she starts licking the warm manly liquid off her partner’s breasts and looks happy about the whole situation. Now that you’ve finally satisfied each other so greatly, it’s time to return to serving your country.
“Army Girls” is a great threesome film which takes a very basic recipe and develops upon it beautifully and gracefully. The military plot isn’t very elaborate and the ladies don’t make it exceedingly cheesy with their lines, but Misha’s hat will constantly remind you about the theme, while the scenery also serves this purpose with success. The sexual positions featured are all basic for VR porn films, but the extra spicy factor is given by the tit-fuck moments involving Tasha, but also the lesbian scenes and the tender blowjobs. The ladies don’t do anything spectacular and don’t try to impress, which gives a certain amount of authenticity to the production. There isn’t any cheesy overreacting and the acting is also appropriate for the theme.
It’s all about that bass and the way it bounces on top of you! Image Credit: VirtualRealPorn
Misha Cross is probably the lady who’s been mentioned in most reviews so far and it’s great to see that the amber-haired darling is so involved in VR porn. She also seems to be one of the favorites of Virtual Real Porn, and it’s all for the right reasons – she is a great performer who always seems to deliver, regardless of the role she is in. In this particular production, she plays a more supportive role and allows her curvier and bustier colleague to shine. And there’s a special kind of talent required to be able to look this great, perform flawlessly, but still help your partner get the spotlight. Kudos to this Polish babe and I hope that she won’t slow down the pace.She looks stunning in military uniform too!
English babe Tasha Holz is a rather new name in the field of VR porn, yet she manages to be the main attraction of this particular film. The 25 year-old is incredibly seductive, with mesmerizing blue eyes, massive H-cup breasts, as well as one of the most beautiful curvy bodies in I’ve seen so far in VR threesomes. Tasha plays her role well, with great psychology and interesting power relations: she exchanges dominance relations with Misha, but somehow manages to remain the prominent one who provides the highlights in this film from start to finish. Everything she performs looks extra kinky and exciting, from blowjobs and tit-fucks, and all the way to the way she rides. Forget about the Queen, God bless this babe and her voluptuous body!
Given all the presented arguments, “Army Girls” is a solid film that deserves a rating of 8.5 out of 10. It’s definitely nothing revolutionary or subject to countless debates and future references, but it serves its purpose well just by showing the ever-efficient contrast of beauty and slutty attitudes. Trust me, this flick will help you unload your daily frustrations while fulfilling your army fetish or wild desire simultaneously. It may not have the best and most elaborate plot or the most diverse action, but it’s great and authentic-looking at what it does, and fulfills its purpose with grace and ease. Definitely a film worth giving a shot.
always love girls in uniform… police dress girls turn me on and army is next level.