VR Porn Threesome Reviews: 30th Birthday Sex

Image: Dirty Thirty

Turning 30 is a strange moment in every man’s life. On one hand, you’re pushed by all of society’s norms to grow up, change your young prince lifestyle, give up on some of the idealism, and get serious about your life. On the other hand, you don’t feel like anything has changed inside of you. It’s not like you reach this threshold where life punches you in the belly, gives you a list of responsibilities, and forbids you from ever living the same way as you have in your 20s.

The conflict between the reckless young man and the presumed adult is real, and there’s no denying that even the baby boomers (who like to brag about their strong stance and manliness) faced these struggles. Giving up on your previous habits and ideals for the sake of following norms and expectations never sounds good, but someone’s gotta pay the bills and get the job done.

Turning 30 is a big deal, and your girlfriend Skylar has brought her BFF River to help you forget about your sorrows. Image: Dirty Thirty

Some brilliant minds from BaDoinkVR must have gone through this early existential phase recently, as the studio has decided to present us this theme of growing up. As always, there is an unforgettable incentive to make you forget about all the downsides, and today you will be having raunchy threesome sex with your girlfriend and her best friend. If it sounds a little too good to be true, it’s because it really is. This is what immersive VR affairs were made for, and there never was a greater time to be an adult with wild sexual fantasies.

While you have every reason in the world to feel sad about turning 30, there’s no reason to keep that frown. Your gorgeous girlfriend is here with plenty of surprises that will instantly boost your mood and self-esteem. And in order to benefit from this special treatment, all you have to do is set up your VR headset and get ready for action!

“Dirty Thirty” by BaDoinkVR

Well, this was inevitable. You’ve spent most of your 20s trying to find that perfect balance between work and fun, you’ve wasted plenty of time with egoistical pleasures or meaningless activities which led you nowhere, and now you’re thirty. Luckily for you, there were parts which worked out and you can brag about living in a beautiful house and being in a relationship with the sultry Puerto Rican babe Skylar Snow. This tall and busty blue-eyed brunette is the kind of lady lots of men would simply kill for, and you should consider yourself fortunate for being able to keep someone like her.

Oh, if only all girlfriends were as generous and selfless as Skylar! Image: Dirty Thirty

And just to prove her selflessness, generosity, and true love, Skylar has considered a great way of removing the angst that’s associated with the 30th birthday. She knows this is a psychological milestone in every man’s life and she has to provide some support to take the sorrows away. That’s why Ms. Snow conceives the perfect plan, which she presents to you in the first few seconds of this virtual reality porn: as you’re lying on the bed contemplating your life, she walks to you and lets you know that today marks the big moment when she finally satisfies your threesome fantasy.

That’s right, Skylar finally accepts to share you with another babe for a raunchy round of hardcore sex. But just to be sure that this is just a fling and retain control over the action, she talks her best friend River Fox into joining the debauchery. Your girlfriend didn’t have to put too much effort into convincing River to join the affair, as she has constantly spread the word about your big hard cock. All of her friends fantasize about riding it, only that this time it’s the BFF.

Your girlfriend Skylar Snow and her BFF, River Fox, waste no time and get straight to business.

A man’s 30th birthday is a special moment, and it has to be market by truly remarkable experiences. That’s why Skylar has conceived a plan which allows you to cheat on her own terms, while she also gets to have a little more fun than you’d expect. The clothes go off really quickly, and your stiff cock becomes the center of all attention. At first, the two best friends rub your erect schlong with their feet in a rather clumsy yet arousing way and then move on to enclose it between their all-natural big breasts. As always, blowjobs are part of the standard, only that you’re getting that extra amount of attention for being the birthday boy.

Think you can handle all this intense and raunchy birthday sex? Image: Dirty Thirty

While Skylar Snow and River Fox are both relatively new to the VR porn scene and they haven’t met in a threesome affair before, they seem to get along so well that you’d genuinely assume that they’ve been friends for a long time. Both ladies are cock-hungry nymphs who know how to work together for their orgasmic ends, while their skills to tease and please are impressive.

This element of great chemistry adds up to the enjoyment and value of the narrative, as you’re more likely to get immersed into the action if you believe what you’re seeing and hearing. The fact that you also find some lesbian action only proves that they’re also attracted by each other’s voluptuous body, and this small detail contributes to the BFF angle. Beautiful women who have known each other for a while and discussed sexual topics must have at least thought about experimenting lesbian affairs with one another – and the action here supports the theory.

On your 30th birthday, you nail the naughty nymphs in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, and missionary. Bonuses include unexpected squirts!

It’s hard to contemplate on the existential hardships of life and the fundamental changes that you’re going to face now that you’re 30 years-old while two gorgeous women have sex with you in a kinky and playful way which reveals strong desire. That’s the plan whose mastermind is none other than your gorgeous girlfriend Skylar, though: occupy your brain with big tits and orgasmic moans, thus keeping you from thinking about any downsides of getting old.

The first part of the action takes place in the rather canonic and usual series of cowgirl variations. These moments reveal the different personalities of the two babes, which are very much in tune with the characters they play: Skylar Snow is wild, possessive, intense, yet loving; conversely, River Fox is a little more reserved, but she gets more raunchy as the action progresses and she receives encouragements. Naturally, your girlfriend is the skilled dominatrix, while her good friend has to follow orders and be a good assistant.

The second act is even better: it has squirts and intense doggy style sessions. Image: Dirty Thirty

The second part is much more intense and perverted, and the fact that you get an unexpected squirt from Skylar in the middle of the affair is an excellent sign that the best is yet to come. And rightfully so, the doggy style with River Fox (which features cunnilingus to her master Skylar) and the intense missionary with your girlfriend are some of the most memorable moments of the entire experience. As the action progresses, the pacing and the pounding get more intense, while the quantity and amount of moans grow exponentially.

You’d assume that turning 30 is a depressing moment of your life and one which you spend reflecting on your plans and accomplishments so far. But when you have a girlfriend like Skylar Snow, every day is a reason to celebrate and embrace your overdeveloped sexuality. All is well when it ends with a cumshot and possibly a mutual orgasm.

“Dirty Thirty” is the very essence of the fantasies of a 30-year-old man, and it’s incredible that they all come true. The film is excellent and worthy of a 9.5/10 rating!

While virtual reality adult entertainment certainly has bigger, more complex, more intricate, and more developed threesome affairs, this one hits all the right notes for doing exactly what it promises. In a nutshell, “Dirty Thirty” provides the perfect remedy to help a young man transition from the dreadful existential phase of leaving his 20s behind to the advantages of getting older. They say that everything is possible as long as you have the right woman by your side, and Skylar Snow’s birthday gift is memorable, kinky, and the ultimate desire of probably every man.

Nothing’s more appropriate than missionary sex with your girlfriend… while her BFF watches and waits her turn! Image: Dirty Thirty

What makes this experience special is the chemistry between Skylar and her on-screen BFF River Fox, as the relationship between them appears to be genuine and honest. They synchronize well, they appear to know each other’s favorite pleasure-inducing activities, and they successfully squirt and orgasm with special contributions from your big hard cock.

Not only that the action is beautiful and the actresses are gorgeous and passionate, but the plot also makes sense. None of it seems far-fetched or exaggerated, as the best friend situation is pretty common among open-minded couples around the world. This is a great way of giving you the pleasure that you desire while maintaining control and leverage with a trusted aroused third party.

Your cock will probably never get this kind of worshipping from two gorgeous women, and if that’s not enough of a reason to convince you to watch this film, then you should probably just skip to the action itself. Words can’t do justice to the warm and fuzzy feelings you get when your girlfriend’s squirt drips down your chest while her BFF rides you insatiably. This is a great film and you gotta watch it.