VR Porn Threesome Reviews #34: Girl Scouts

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Have you ever fantasized about having wild sex with that young teenage hottie in girl scout uniform who just happens to knock at your door and try to sell you different assortments of chocolate chip cookies? Well, I suppose that the probability of such an event to take place pretty much depends on your whereabouts and how organized girl scout organizations in your area really are.

But let me tell you a little something about these ladies: they are best known for the values they promote (just a few of them being honesty, courage, character, sisterhood, and compassion), and they earn badges by performing certain practical tasks. That’s right, girl scouts are skilled in various fields that include first aid, making fire, rowing a boat, being able to tie a perfect knot, or even setting up a tent before you can say the Mary Poppins word (just in case you forgot it, it’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious).

I can’t really put my finger on it, but there is a special kind of aura that surrounds girl scouts: it might be the uniforms, the righteous and socially-conscious ethos, but I suspect that the hotness factor plays quite an important role. Image Source: WankzVR.

Furthermore, whenever there is a good community cause which they feel morally obligated to support, girl scouts are very likely to volunteer and become big actors in terms of fund raising. That’s right, they don’t sell cookies and other sweets at your door just because they secretly have a tracking system of your blood sugar level: they merely fulfill their noble task and do their best to raise the required funds for the cause they’re supporting.

But when they have to face competition, the situation gets a lot more complicated: they might have won badges for almost every practical activity that can cross your mind, but this doesn’t necessarily make them nice individuals who display a willingness to bargain, negotiate and find the middle ground between their and the other’s priorities. On the contrary, they tend to become fierce and recall some passages from Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War” that they most certainly read religiously before bed. After all, they have earned most of their girl scout distinctions by being competitive and crushing those who stand in their way to success (with the exception of the badge for team work, which is given for… well, being in the team that wins against the others, knowing your role within the team, and putting together a wise decision-making process).

But what happens when two of these mythical gorgeous females meet while trying to sell their delicious cookies? Will they fight, is there any chance that they annihilate each other by using the practical skills that they have acquired? Or maybe that they will just agree to disagree, and carry on with their job. Well, thanks to modern technology and the creativity of one of the leading VR porn studios, we get to find out!

“Sweet Competition” by WankzVR

As if releasing a nearly-perfect 100th anniversary film (which was gloriously reviewed here) wasn’t enough, Wankz has decided to give another shot to the VR threesome formula they co-patented and perfected: a really passionate ménage a trois with an intricate narrative that is accompanied by an exquisite and unusual background / environment.

This time around, you’re not just a stranger who knocks on doors, or the person who is invited to a certain position and just goes there to enable the action to begin. No, that would have been too easy and Wankz wouldn’t risk to produce something that clearly resembles the other production they released just a few days ago.

It’s your turn to be the master, take control of the situation, and become the object of desire via external factors, rather than dive straight into the action. And it’s worth mentioning that this film takes its time to build the story, which clearly means that the directors have put a lot of faith into the ladies’ acting skills.

Meet Carolina Sweets, the sweet gravely-voiced girl scout brunette who’s trying to sell you some… you guessed it, sweets! Image Source: WankzVR.

It’s just a regular day up until the moment two gorgeous women knock at your door. Coincidentally, you’re dealing with a grown up girl scout, but also a babe dressed in a cheerleader outfit. At first, their purpose is not erotic in any way – instead, they have a materialistic financial interest to sell as many sweets in order to make enough money to support their causes. Unfortunately for the babes, you seem to be quite undecided about their offering and they certainly show some desperation in their approach.

Here is just an example of how the negotiation and bargain process works at your doorstep: The petite deep-voiced brunette Carolina Sweets looks really kinky and tries to seduce you while she tastes from her tasty specialties. Though she tries to explain how the cookies are really sweet and milky, her blonde rival in cheerleader uniform Bailey Brookes grabs a bite and begins to criticize the same treat for being too dry and lacking extra flavor. The blue-eyed girl scout pretends she hasn’t heard the mean comment, so she turns her attention to you and asks if you have any milk, thus suggesting that serving the cookies with a glass of milk would significantly improve the taste the fair-haired lady slams.

What really bothers Carolina is her inability to overcome her partner’s sabotage, which might just turn the selling initiative into a failed project that wasted everyone’s time. She seems really upset about the competition and tries to remind you how superficial choices are responsible for bad and reckless decision “A big ass and a pretty face can go a long way,” adds the babe. However, cheerleader uniform-wearing darling Bailey wants to have a talk in private with her rival. And even though she seemed reluctant and unwilling to move away from your doorstep, the brunette gives in and probably tries to understand the situation from the point of view of her colleague.

And let me tell you something: Bailey is a master manipulator. A brief conversation is enough for her to make Carolina switch from “It’s a bad idea” to “Okay, let’s do it!“ Sadly, though, their dialogue isn’t comprehensive and you don’t really know what the subject of their discussion is. What you do know is that Bailey approaches you and makes a bold promise: if you could let her and Carolina inside your house for a moment, then she thinks she can convince you to buy some cookies. Well, isn’t that a great challenge?

When is the moment when you get convinced? Well, let me make a brief presentation of the events: the cheerleader-clothed blonde bombshell Bailey Brookes bends over and allows the naked brunette Carolina Sweets to give her a little bit of sexual attention right in front of your eyes.

What happens next is incredibly sensual, and has a sensual Sapphic side: yes, I’m talking about the lesbian foreplay and how the two ladies, before even touching your hard cock, take care of each other’s pussies, kiss, lick each other and turn the rivalry into a reason to get naughty on each other’s body.

But don’t worry, you soon become the center of their full attention and they start taking advantage of their privilege to access your erect penis. Bailey Brookes, according to the original agreement and the clear delimitation of roles from the first couple of minutes, is the dominant babe who takes advantage of her alpha status: she is the one who made it all happened and proposed this compromise, so she is the first to get pounded hard in cowgirl position. You know what they say, first come, the first to cum.

Bailey Brookes is a lioness whose hunger can hardly be satiated. She dominates the sweeter Carolina and manipulates the situation however she pleases. Are you going to buy the cookies now? Image Source: WankzVR.

What follows this promising beginning is an avalanche of exciting sex moves and positions that are spiced up by the great chemistry between the ladies. Cowgirl riding might be the standard for male-oriented VR porn, but in this case you also get raunchy doggy style, missionary, as well as a weird sideways variation of the reverse cowgirl positions which is accompanied by a lustful and hungry cunnilingus.

The steamy sex is simply off-limits and gets so wild that strong, screaming, and toe-curling orgasms are involved (I’m not going to tell you which girl gets an orgasm and at which point). What I can tell you is that the action involves both hardcore and lesbian action, hence the higher level of pleasure.

Furthermore, there are certain moments when the action becomes so real, so intense, and so immersive that you will get really excited and think that the hardcore sex will be followed by a debauchery with sweets (or else you will go to the nearest convenience store for a snack as soon as the film is over, just like I did).

The doggy style scenes are also unbelievably intense and hardcore: you just won’t believe your eyes how such petite girls can take your cock so deeply and at such a fast pace. Your relentless thrusting is practically ripping them apart!

“Sweet Competition” is a celebration of the free market capitalism, as it helps you get lucky by virtue of the anthropologic human need to win, dominate, and reign supreme.

Is there anything nicer in this world than the fierce competition between women? Though it might get the best and the worst out of them, watching them try hard is part of the charm and one of the best reasons why we love these sensual feline-like creatures. Because really, watching a blonde and a brunette compete for your attention and capital (after all, they are trying to sell you cookies for charitable purposes) is mind-blowingly nice. And the fact that they offer their sexual favors as an argument to convince you only proves that they’re both horny and competitive. And when these two elements merge, you get the sexual competition that will thrill and enchant you so much that your brain will freeze while being unable to process (I’m just kidding, you’ll be fine, except for the fact that choosing which lady to watch is a hard and demanding task).

You might think that Bailey Brookes is an innocent angel-faced doll, but she’s as perverted as a petite young girl can be. Also, Carolina displays a great intensity in terms of feeling pleasure from sex. Image Source: WankzVR.

The performances of Bailey Brookes and Carolina Sweets are outstanding, and they show some really great acting skills. The main drawback is that WankzVR has focused too much on the formula they established, perfected, and featured in the very recent 100th film of theirs. Because really, if you watch the productions back to back, you will identify many similarities in terms of camera angles, the type of action you can see (the lesbian scene from the beginning is really similar), as well as the overall pace – it somehow feels more like a conventional pattern that should be avoided like plague for future videos.

But let’s focus on the good parts: The petite blue-eyed brunette Carolina Sweet is absolutely delightful, a true ray of sunshine who looks like that nice and innocent girl next door. She doesn’t seem easy at first and lowers the guard rather slowly: though she displays moral values and a strong sense of self-esteem, she unleashes to become a sexual predator as soon as the time and context are right. Furthermore, she is rather submissive in relation to her blonde partner, which makes the girl scout character she is playing much more complex from a psychological point of view. Couple that with one of the most intriguing raspy contra-alto voices in porn, and you get that sensual babe whom you love to pleasure just to hear her scream in her lovely low voice. This all-natural babe is made for VR and I hope that she soon realizes it and does more collaborations with studios that don’t do dull 2D films.

Conversely, Bailey Brookes is the all-natural petite lost angel from Los Angeles. She has the best psychology on the set and manages to convince with her character that she is a dominating lioness who happens to also have great manipulating skills. Also, Bailey is great in both hardcore and lesbian scenes, though her relentlessness doesn’t quite compare with the enthusiasm of the other babe. Gazing into her hazel eyes may not turn you to stone, but will turn you on, since the brunette is very expressive and charismatic. It doesn’t matter if she is the recipient or the receiver of the sexual fun – she is still trying to be in control of the situation, and this is the reason why I would like to see more of her in VR porn.

There really isn’t much to be said about “Sweet Competition” that wasn’t already said about “Pole Position”: though the plot is different, the action is very similar and this is a double-edged sword.

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve made the comparison with a perfect 10 film that delivered anything and everything possible in VR porn right now. But I suppose that when you set the production standard so high, you’re doomed to fall short a bunch of time. Bob Dylan had a lot of trouble following the success of his 1966 “Blonde on Blonde” album, and it would take almost a decade until he found his muse. I suppose the situation is partially similar in the case of “Sweet Competition”: it packages something excellent that we’ve definitely seen before, but gives it a different wrapping with a new wrapping and two other ladies.

The film is really exciting, but feels a bit formulaic and lacks a certain consistency in terms of telling a story. However, just look at how much beauty you get to see! Image Source: WankzVR.

And, to be honest, the cunnilingus and reverse cowgirl scene that concludes with a loud and screaming orgasm from Carolina is the reason why the grade for this video is higher. Because really, Wankz should either slow the pace and improve on a few elements, or else permanently evolve and find new sex positions and scenarios to film in.

The production value, the camera angles, the beauty of the ladies, but also their individual performances, are as great as WankzVR has set the standard: however, the element that I thought was lacking was the narrative. Though there were brief moments of referencing the initial girl scout situation, I’ve felt a little bit abandoned as the film progressed and reached its first half. Certainly, the exciting action has saved the grading, but one must sometimes criticize for the sake of improvement and perfecting.

And that’s why, for the reasons presented, “Sweet Competition” cannot get a perfect 10: it was released too soon after a superior film that it certainly doesn’t top. Accordingly, the final grade for Wankz’s production is 9 out of 10. You should definitely watch this one if you like girl scouts, or simply want to have a satisfying affair with a kinky blonde and a seemingly-innocent brunette. Have fun!