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I don’t know about you, but my experiences and memories with Valentine’s Day aren’t quite the happiest one can imagine. Back in my school days, when everyone was glueing together glittery pieces of colored-paper, I used to be the guy who would only receive a card out of pity. None of the girls I’ve liked back in those days were into me.
Later on, I used to spend most of my evenings all alone, listening to Pink Floyd and trying to learn some rock n roll guitar licks. Every year, as soon as I would realize that February 14th was coming around, a long period of isolation would follow: no more picking up the phone, no more hangouts, no more talking to anyone who wasn’t in the house and telling me to come to the dinner table. In a way, maybe that I was just trying to test everyone around me and see if they cared at all: would Jessica magically give me a call and ask me if I could take her out? Well, it turns out that I’ve graduated high school and never got to tell her how I felt.
You know what can make my boring Valentine’s Day a lot sweeter? Well, THIS! Vinna Reed and Isabella Lui performing a double blowjob and getting ready for some anal! Image Source: BaDoinkVR
Some years have passed since then, and right now I’m married to a wonderful woman and we get to do all the great yet corny stuff couples do. So, do I get that Valentine’s Day thrilling experience that marketers and the advertising industry desperately try to sell us? Hell, no! Instead, it’s just another dull day when we make compliments about each other, eat chocolate candy, and indulge in boring and cliche couple activities. (Please don’t ever tell her about this confession of mine)
And right now I’m not complaining, but I’m just sighing over the idea that I could have had an awesome teenagehood, I could have been the high school quarterback who could get any cheerleader in the squad in the blink of an eye, but I suppose that I was just too nerdy and too much of an introvert to succeed. Luckily for me, now I have this great VR technology which allows me to have that thrilling experience I could never have had in this lifetime.
Do I want to live a truly exciting experience on Valentine’s Day, for once in my life? Yes, definitely! Does VR porn offer anything I can rely on for this exquisite and intrinsically-noble purpose? HELL YES!
And if you find yourself in the same situation and this February 14th will be a lonesome day when you will feel blue and defeated by this cruel and really careless society, just remember that VR porn is here for you: and all you have to do is put your headset on, sit back, and let two gorgeous babes take you to a magical world of fantasy – one that you will most likely never experience in real life, but manages to satisfy your cravings and desire.
“My Crazy Anal Valentine” by BaDoinkVR
Oh boy, isn’t this an exquisite treat? You don’t even have to watch a second of the film to realize that this is something special: first of all, it has the word “crazy” in it. Any crazy lady in the porn industry is nothing but exciting, jaw-dropping, energetic, and consequently very memorable. As a matter of fact, I’ve reached the right age to appreciate a crazy woman just the way she is, regardless of her profession: if she’s hot and somehow mentally gone fishing, then I might just get crazy for her!
Secondly, anything involving anal is my cup of tea, especially in the world of VR porn. Maybe that this is some sort of complex that I’m trying to overcome since I’ve never screwed a woman down there where the sun don’t shine, but in the case of POV experiences with my VR headset on, I just can’t resist the thrill of seeing myself penetrate a hot chick’s asshole.
Thirdly, this is a threesome, and the story is about a valentine – which can only mean that one of the babes is the girlfriend, and the other one mysteriously comes in during the act, or joins the scene as one of the horny friends who are willing to try something new.
Vinna’s plan will momentarily get ruined by Isabella’s entrance. However, the situation is about to get on an even greater track! Image Source: BaDoinkVR
Now, after having watched the film, I have to say that I’m happy that I’m absolutely right about the situation – which I’ve merely deduced from the title (and which probably qualifies BaDoink VR as one of the best porn film namers in the industry). The story involves your crazy girlfriend Vinna Reed, a blue-eyed blonde girl with all-natural breasts, who is crazy and energetic whenever it comes to sex (I love it when I’m right).
Accordingly, Vinna is ready to enjoy anal sex with you for the first time in her life, and the time also makes it a very special occasion: the back-door hardcore pounding is bound to happen on Valentine’s Day, as a way of celebrating your successful relationship!
“Hello, my darling! I want to make it special for you. So I want you to make you a big present. It’s something you’ve been asking for a long time” – says the gorgeous Vinna while wearing kinky black lingerie and leaning towards you.
And I’m telling you, this babe means some serious business. She prepares for the glorious moment when she reaches inside your pants and gets her favorite surprize in the world, but suddenly she gets distracted by some sort of hypnotic techno music that must be coming from the neighbors. Vinna doesn’t look pleased that the romantic atmosphere has been ruined by this impromptu and inappropriate musical moment, but she loves you enough to do her best to get into the mood and carry on with her foreplay.
Accordingly, she begins to suck your cock, but can’t seem to be able to focus – she’s crazy enough to want all the right conditions for her special kind of delivery, and that’s why she suddenly stops and begins to knock on the wall, in an attempt to let the noisy neighbor know that the music is too loud!
In her bad slavic accent, she screams at the neighbor and demands for a lower volume, as well as some well-deserved respect. Well, I guess that nobody can mess with this girl and somehow it’s all great: if she’s willing to do anything just to be able to satisfy you properly, then you’re a really lucky guy who’s in for an unforgettable ride.
As a sign of happiness for finally settling the dispute and making the lousy neighbor shot down the unsolicited acoustic accompaniment, the pretty blonde grabs your cock and kisses it. “Ah, it’s fine now!“, she exclaims before opening her mouth and sticking the meaty schlong deep down her throat.
The good news is that the blowjob is getting better than ever and Vinna is into it. The bad news? A knock is heard on the door, and it must be that noisy neighbor who probably feels pissed off about the situation.
If you look to your right side, you can see that a bathrobe-wearing redhead darling is at the door, arguing with your girlfriend. Vinna asks her to get out and leave you two alone, but the neighbor becomes stubborn and decides to walk inside the apartment just for the sake of arguing some more.
But as soon as she makes a couple of steps inside, the redhead (whose name is Isabella Lui) gets distracted by your erect penis and your total nakedness, and forgets all about any argument she might have wanted to develop.
Vinna wasn’t happy at first, but now she has a more experienced lady to take care of her and make sure her first anal intercourse will be a lot more pleasuring. Image Source: BaDoinkVR.
At first, your blonde girlfriend tries to mark her territory and makes it clear that you are only hers and you’re about to have a really special kind of intercourse. In retaliation, the redhead neighbor says that she can teach Vinna how to properly take an anal pounding. The thought of having a more experienced woman in bed to assist her seems to really appeal to the blonde, as she exclaims “You teach me?” just like a schoolgirl who has just met the math teacher whose pedagogical abilities can make her understand everything about advanced functions.
Consequently, the situation returns to the scenario where it was stopped by loud music and knocks on the door, except that this time you have a really nice foxy addition to the mix: Isabella has joined the fun and has promised to show Vinna how to have anal sex. She will probably want to get satisfied too, but that’s part of the bargain.
It all begins with a great blowjob which establishes the chemistry for the rest of the scene: your girlfriend licks passionately and gives her very best, and then the redhead does the exact same, except that she adds a little personal touches to the delivery.
“Take my pussy!” mutters Vinna while sitting on your lap and waiting for Isabella to take the lingerie out of the way, rub her clitoris, and spread her pussy beautifully, as a way of preparing it for your mighty penis.
She gasps and quietly moans each time the right spot is getting touched, and this blonde babe appears to be extremely horny. However, the right moment for you to stick your hard dick inside them hasn’t come yet: Vinna moves on the side to further finger her moist pussy to prepare it for your schlong, and Isabella wants to show you that her breasts are bigger than your girlfriend’s in a steamy titfuck.
Even Vinna seems to feel excited by the redhead’s cleavage getting the special cock treatment, as she exclaims “Nice!” while watching her new friend pleasure you. It doesn’t bother her much, as she’s just getting ready for you and the long-awaited rough action is on the way!
Before you can figure out what’s going on, your blonde girlfriend will sit on your hard dick in cowgirl position, except that the insertion is made in her glorious asshole. She takes is slowly and doesn’t want to go to deep just yet, since it can become painful if she doesn’t do it properly. The more experienced Isabella seems to know all about it, so she makes the situation a lot more pleasuring with the addition of her tongue on Vinna’s clitoris, which totally makes the anally-pounded lady moan harder and find more enjoyment in the rough fucking. Oh, what joy!
The promised anal is taken to a whole new level by Vinna: she decides that it’s time for her to take your cock a lot deeper, so she turns around and gets slammed in cowgirl position. Of course, it’s the anal orifice that we’re talking about.
Vinna Reed seems to have gotten what she wanted all along: a hardcore, deep, and satisfying first exploration of her anal orifice. Isabella Lui has been great at supporting her, but what can this redhead want for her services? Image Source: BaDoinkVR.
While you’re giving the blonde the ride of her lifetime, Isabella Lui decides that she shouldn’t waste time: she grabs a pink vibrator, makes your girlfriend lick it deeply, and then puts it inside her own mouth as a sign of desire for supreme lubrication. Next up, the redhead sticks the thick dildo up her tight ass – is she just showing off to let Vinna know that she’s more experienced in anal, or is she preparing for something that’s coming?
Well, you don’t really have to wait for a long time to find out. Your fair-haired girlfriend decides that she has received her fair share of satisfaction and since you haven’t climaxed yet, she allows the naughty neighbor to ride you in cowgirl position. Naturally, she also gets it in the ass… and it seems like the whole situation really makes Vinna Reed horny, as she decides to rub her fellow lady’s pussy as a sign of giving back the pleasure she received in the first place. Ah, karmic closure!
They loudly incite each other and exchange provoking words and caresses, and the whole scenario encourages Isabella to follow her new lady friend’s example and also get the hard cock in reverse cowgirl position. And trust me, it will get so deeply and so hardly inside her butt hole, that it’s very likely that she won’t be able to walk for a week!
Since I’ve given you so many details about what goes on in this film, I won’t spoil the ending: what I can tell you, however, is that it’s both surprising and predictable, which is always a good asset of a porn production.
BaDoink VR’s “My Crazy Anal Valentine” is the first Valentine’s Day-themed porn film I’ve watched in VR and let me tell you, it really is something special.
You get a very diverse kind of action with a relatable plot (don’t we all get disturbed and interrupted by our neighbors’ loud activities?), LOTS of diversity in terms of both hardcore and software action, and a pair of gorgeous ladies who will enchant your ever-desiring gaze throughout every second. I mean seriously, you get a blowjob, a double blowjob, a titfuck, and hardcore anal with every one of the girls in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions. How is this not great?
What I also like about the film is the fact that it doesn’t get overambitious and try to achieve too much in terms of telling the story: it’s the chemistry between Isabella Lui and Vinna Reed that really tells a story, and the little teasing and tensions between them are the cornerstone of this particular film. At first they don’t seem to like each other, but they get more and more familiarized with each other’s presence, and ultimately get along perfectly and make up the perfect pair for a threesome.
The bustier and curvier Isabella Lui doesn’t waste any time thinking about her reward: she jumps on the cock and makes the most out of this situation. After all, she deserves it! Image Source: BaDoinkVR.
Vinna Reed, in spite of her bad English and forced acting from the first couple of minutes, is an outstanding sex performer who manages to deliver some of the most appealing moans I’ve heard in a long time. I’m not sure if they’re real or she has learned how to fake them to make them sound great, but what I do know is that she has genuinely enchanted my ears all throughout this film. Though she appears to be more inexperienced and somewhat passive in relation to her riding partner, she has that special angel aura to which her gorgeous blond hair and her mesmerizing blue eyes also bring a contribution. This Czech lady is the main protagonist of this film, and she really delivers an outstanding performance. Also, have I mentioned how beautiful her all-natural body looks? She’s really slender and sensual in her corset, and watching her through the VR headset really does justice to her beauty. I’ve also reviewed her work a while ago, when she starred in “The Boss” alongside Eveline Dellai (you can find the review here) and she seems to have gotten a lot better since then. Kudos to you, Vinna! I wanna see you in more threesomes with gorgeous ladies.
Conversely, the Jessica Rabbit-like Isabella Lui is the kinkier and the more hardcore lady in your bed. Words can’t describe how much I’ve loved her versed attitude and dominance in relation to the blonde: she is like a sex teacher, but a very supportive one. She helps Vinna get ready for the anal pounding, and then makes the experience a lot more pleasant with her tender caresses, warm kisses, as well as kinky pussy licks. But when she rides, she’s a wild fox who just won’t stop until she gets her much-desired satisfaction. The bed will bounce hard with this one, and she’s a real stunner. Additionally, her titfuck is one of the most memorable moments of the first half of the film, and everything she does appears to be natural. Really, she doesn’t seem to force any moment of her intercourse or acting, and she brings fluidity to the action. Most certainly, Isabella is a great addition to this film and I really hope that I will get to see more of her in VR porn. She’s busty, she’s slutty, and she’s incredible to watch – somebody better cast her as Jessica Rabbit as soon as possible!
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Isabella once again proves why she is the hottest pick for a valentine’s VR porn video…
Nice Valentine’s release! A bit early, but no complaints.
lol.. I will be witgh my vr headset and this website for my valentines day. This is way better then having a girlfriend actually. 1. you can enjoy at home 2. No expenses at all. 😉
watched this BaDoinkVR threesome and i’m satisfied with my whole week.