VR Porn Threesome Reviews #47: Mardi Gras!

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Since I’ve started writing this series, I’ve had the chance to review great VR porn films whose main themes revolve around upcoming major events: we’ve had the chance to watch Christmas films, New Year films, Valentine’s Day flicks, and now that we’ve entered the month of March, we have to deal with an influx of Mardi Gras-themed productions.

If Christmas and Valentine’s Day are more globalized holidays that are celebrated even in non-Christian places around the world, then it’s a bit peculiar to see that Mardi Gras actually receives attention. Likewise, it’s a Christian holiday which reflects traditions and practices from the time of Jesus Christ. In French, “Mardi Gras” means “Fat Tuesday” and it refers to eating excesses before entering the lent and fasting period (the 6 weeks before Easter when certain types of food such as meat and dairy products become forbidden). In a nutshell, we’re talking about a day of the year when eating a lot is largely encouraged, as a way of compensating for your future abstinence.

These two fine ladies are wearing their Mardi Gras celebration costumes, but instead of going to New Orleans to shine, they’ve decided to come to your place. Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

Interestingly, a part of the fasting custom (at least in Anglican, Eastern Orthodox, Methodist, Lutheran, and Roman Catholic churches) also involves abstinence from sex which practically means that, if we were to follow the church’s rules, we wouldn’t have any more sex until Easter day!

Luckily for us, though, the celebration from today’s VR threesome is much more about the New Orleans version of Mardi Gras, rather than the institutional religious practices related to the day. Therefore, the action involves two beautiful ladies who put on their costumes and unleash their competitive attitude for the sake of determining which one is better dressed.

I suppose it would have been more dramatic and could have brought a whole new dimension of excitement if it was stipulated that this is the last time you’d have sex for the next 6 weeks (yeah right, as if you can abstain for that long), but in the true spirit of the Latin maxim “Memento Mori” (or its contemporary counterpart, YOLO), we can imagine that each experience that we have can potentially be our last, and cherish it accordingly. So now that you’re about to put your VR headset on to experience the film, you better appreciate it like you should! Here comes the Mardi Gras celebration!

“Mardi Gras” by Virtual Real Porn

Did you ever want to celebrate Mardi Gras just like you saw on television that they do in New Orleans? People wear some of the most ridiculous and eccentric costumes and greet spring as members of a huge carnival of extravagance and good times. Laissez les bons temps rouler! is the key phrase which lays at the foundation of the events, and it’s French for “Let the good times roll!”

Misha and Kristy are really undecided in regards to their Mardi Gras outfits, so during their quest for fashion perfection, they will ask for your opinion and follow it. Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

And they shall roll indeed, as the Mardi Gras party is moved into your living room: you don’t even have to go outside, get a costume, and hope that you would see that beautiful lady who appreciates your looks and taste in fashion. The gorgeous and talented triple AVN-laureate Misha Cross and her brown-haired anal-loving friend Kristy Black are about to walk into your room and show off their unusual and peculiar choices for carnival costumes.

And it’s a little bit funny, since they are Polish and Czech respectively, which means that they belong to cultures that traditionally celebrate the fundamentals of Mardi Gras and take notice whenever fasting comes around (though the Czech Republic tends to be less religious than any other state in the region). It would indeed be funny to find out that Misha and Kristy have taken a break from their kinky work due to religious customs, but let’s not step into the personal spiritual territory and get back on track to talk about the events from the movie.

Misha Cross and Kristy Black walk into the room wishing they could find the perfect outfits to please your pretentious, critical, and demanding inner fashion critic.

At first, they won’t be able to reach your sweet spot: when Misha puts on a sexy red-crossed black outfit (which is quite ironic, since her last name is Cross) and Kristy chooses a military outfit with a complete camouflage suit, you don’t seem pleased.

Brace yourself: Misha and Kristy have dressed up in their hot costumes just to please you and the best is yet to come! Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

This might just be one of the earliest cases of protagonist interferences in the process of decision-making, though we’re talking about a scripted and pre-determined scenario that doesn’t generate any interaction: instead, it puts you (the user and subject of this experience) in the shoes of some guy who is hard to please when it comes to how the ladies dress. It’s quite an interesting role to have, watching hot babes dress and undress just to please your aesthetic preferences. 

Fortunately, this transitional phase doesn’t last very long and both Misha and Kristy find the successful formula that completely reaches your standards and satisfies your demands. The angel-faced blonde Misha will be wearing a school-girl-like outfit with a nice skirt and a cute little red ribbon around the neck, whilst Kristy undergoes a more radical transformation with a wig and some kind of futuristic costume which makes her look like a Japanese anime character!

It’s funny how the early moments of VirtualRealPorn’s “Mardi Gras” unwillingly turn you into a fashion critic. I have mixed feelings about the situation, but at least it establishes the relationship with the girls: they both follow your orders and would do anything to please you!

After disappointing a beautiful AVN laureate like Misha Cross by shaking your hand in doubt when she asks you if you like her outfit, it’s time to make up for the whole aesthetic effort and give her and Kristy what they truly desire and deserve. After all, you’re a lucky guy that they didn’t go to the real parade and decided to spend time with you: it’s very likely that they would have been noticed by lots of horny guys, and your competition would have dramatically increased!

Getting down to business is what makes it all mutually pleasant and worthwhile: first of all, Misha and Kristy will show you that beyond their innocent appearance lies an unlimited river of lust. That’s why they will make great use of their soft and sweet tongues to please that hard cock of yours. It’s not like they don’t like it too, though – these naughty babes are really into caressing each other and making out with outspoken passion!

Yet another highlight of the film: Kristy gets on top of Misha (who is riding you in reverse cowgirl) and begins to rub her moist vagina as if she’s waiting for her turn to come once again and she wants you to think about her. Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

A great image that will certainly remain imprinted on your iris and retina involves Misha Cross sucking on your cock while she rubs Kristy’s moist vagina with her extended right hand. There’s a reason why she has won so many awards: this babe is a natural multitasker who champions every little activity she gets involved in.

The hardcore action that follows is quite canonical: Kristy decides to be the boss in this situation and sits on top of you in cowgirl position while receiving sapphic affection from her dearest schoolgirl-dressed babe, then the roles get reversed and Misha gets to satisfy her sexual desires on your hard meat rod in reverse cowgirl (with the sweet addition of some pushing power from the anime character cosplayer).

On one hand, everything seems familiar, expected, and somewhat typical for a virtual reality threesome: you get an introduction to the setting, a blowjob, cowgirl riding, and then reverse cowgirl with some intertwined lesbian moments. On the other hand, every single moment is so damn hot and exciting that you will completely forget that you’re supposed to think critically about the film and analyze every small bit without feeling impressed. Misha and Kristy are equally kinky and seem to be into this affair – as a consequence, none of their actions appears to be forced or “scripted.”

They’re a couple of gifted performers who really give their best on the set in a very natural way, without looking like they’re trying too hard. Furthermore, as always, the devil is in the details: you will notice that the small touches and the affectionate moments Misha and Kristy exchange are sparkling, genuine, and simply divine.

From start to finish, the delivery is excellent, the dynamics are unbelievable, and the intensity keeps on growing until the climax!

Misha Cross is a performer whose work has been largely covered, mostly because she is revered as one of the greatest porn actresses of her generation, but also thanks to her very active career: if you check out her virtual reality porn filmography, you can notice that she has starred in over 25 titles! She’s a real chameleon who knows how to reinvent herself and adapt her attitude according to the role and the partners on the set, with the sole purpose of producing a masterpiece. The way she chances the color of her hair for different effects (she gracefully transitioned from brunette to redhead, and now it appears that she’s a blonde) really helps her look fresh and bring a whole new dimension to her performances. In this particular film, she is stunning and charming: the way she submits to the will of the silent male protagonist and her devotion towards having the best sexual adventure in her life is masterful. I hope that this European darling doesn’t quit the industry any time soon, as she keeps on improving and delivering top-notch performances!

What we’re witnessing here is beauty, lust, and passion unfolding and unraveling in front of our very eyes! Image credit: VirtualRealPorn

Kristy Black, on the other hand, really manages to live up to the expectations and put on an outstanding performance without being out shined by a multi-awarded actress. And I find it quite funny that this is the 3rd time in 7 episodes of the series that I review of film she stars in! She was stunning in “Shower Girls“, memorably kinky in “Bathroom Fun“, and now she proves that she is a future superstar of the industry. Being able to complement one of the biggest names in the industry is not a small accomplishment at all. Furthermore, grabbing your attention with her stylish cosplaying certainly makes her memorable and adds up to the overall visual quality of each moment. She is responsible for that gorgeous masturbation scene in which she sits on top of Misha, and the image of her labia tattoo which says “Fuck me” will probably remain imprinted in our minds for days to come! God bless this lady and may she star in VR porn for many years to come!

VirtualRealPorn has once again delivered high-quality content with “Mardi Gras” – and that’s why this film gets a meritorious 9 out of 10.

Sure, it could be a lot better if some anal sex (which is Kristy Black’s specialty), doggy style or missionary were involved. Furthermore, the fact that by the middle of the film you already forget about the Mardi Gras theme only proves that the plot is meaningless and poorly chosen and developed. But for each and every minus, there’s a bigger plus side which turns “Mardi Gras” into a worthwhile experience.

There is also an interactive part with the protagonist which has a double effect: it somewhat breaks immersion since decisions are made without requiring your consent, but it also helps you sympathize with the leading man and feel the impression that you’re playing his role. It’s a weird experience that I can’t quite describe properly, and I think that it’s best if you give it a try.

I’ve only noticed the cons because it’s my job to do it, but I can guarantee that no viewer will feel disappointed after watching this one. Grab your VR headset and give it a shot!