VR Porn Threesome Reviews #64: Czech Babes

Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

It’s pretty unclear why, out of all the European states, the Czech Republic is the most prolific when it comes to producing pornography. Some say that their large percentage of atheism is responsible for their significant contribution to the adult world (as opposed to their Slovak neighbors who are mostly Catholics). But that really isn’t much of a conclusive argument, as the Spanish and the Hungarians are also very productive in the porn business.

However, regardless of the reasons, there are two truthful realities that we have to agree on whenever we talk about the Czech Republic: it has an abundant output of porn, and the women coming from that country are unbelievably and stunningly beautiful. The former Kingdom of Bohemia deserves all the praise in the world and is worthy of its rhapsodies just for its ability to enchant and mesmerize the world with its beauties.

Czech ladies are undeniably beautiful. Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

As this brief introduction might suggest, today, we’re going to talk about a film that’s produced by a Czech VR studio (conveniently named CzechVR), and whose starring actresses are both from the Czech Republic. Certainly, there are always better films to represent the country’s impressive output, and there are (subjectively speaking) prettier girls to portray the stunning beauty of this blessed nation’s babes. But the two major factors which make the title of the article relevant are the lack of a plot and the absence of gimmicks: it’s all about the action taking place in bed and nothing else.

Furthermore, today’s film departs from the bad and poorly chosen tradition of making actresses speak in English just to address and deliver a message to broader, global audiences. Instead, all throughout the 30 minutes of the film, you will see the babes in their natural habitat: having kinky hardcore sex, and speaking in Czech. Put your helmet on and get ready for a very exotic VR experience!

“Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore” by CzechVR

If there is one small detail that I’ve begun to appreciate while reviewing VR porn titles, then it’s authenticity. I like it when a film doesn’t try to copy a formula or a successful pattern just for the sake of replicating something that proved to work. Certainly, calling this film an entirely original piece would be an overstatement – there are many genre-specific cliches that are being used. But when you combine a certain state of nature with the patterns of virtual reality porn threesomes, sometimes you get unexpectedly good results.

Watch out for Samantha Joons; she’s quite a seductress. Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

Today’s film doesn’t quite feature big names, so there is no fame factor involved. What the producers from CzechVR rely on is pure and natural beauty, as well as some experience. The two are conveniently provided by the young lady-MILF combination involved. Samantha Joons (also known in the porn world as Giny Loud) is the younger, more innocent, and skinny babe whose energy and beauty will mesmerize you. On the other hand, you have the well-versed madame Gabrielle Gucci, a pixie-haired woman in her mid-30s whose every move suggests a broad and timely experience in the branch.

This combination of youthful spirit and experience is one of the few recipes that work every time, and the studio seems to have taken this excitement factor into consideration. You, as the lucky guy who finds himself in the same room and gets to enjoy their juicy pussies, will definitely rejoice and grin each time you identify marks of beauty and great chemistry. You’re in for a treat, and these Czech stunners are here just to please you.

Here’s a great way to start a threesome: with a stack of big muffs!

No, I’m not talking about the guitar pedals produced by Electro Harmonix: this is about the first few moments of the film when Samantha and Gabrielle sit on top of you and form a beautiful stack of moist vaginas. Thankfully, your role isn’t a passive one and you get to spread the butt cheeks of the tattooed MILF vixen Gabrielle Gucci, just to reveal the kinkiness and the depths you’re about to explore with your mighty cock. If this isn’t a factor of excitement, then I don’t know what else is.

Samantha Joons isn’t afraid of running that extra mile to please you. Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

This pyramid of pussies is soon turned into a blowjob machine. Samantha Joons, who found herself sandwiched between you and Gabrielle, is finally set free and she’s up to no good. Her idea of an opening blowjob is quite unique, innovative, and exciting: she firmly positions her legs on the bed for balance and then proceeds to suck on your schlong with her head upside down. And let me tell you, this is a very nice view and a creative way to kick off the action. You get to see her small tits hanging down, her beautiful skinny legs show off, and her delicious pussy shine and wait for your inevitable invasion. Furthermore, once you get a good look at this babe’s face, you realize that she looks a lot like Anne Hathaway in “The Devil Wears Prada” (ha! take that, Ms. Gucci) or “The Dark Knight Rises” (well, she makes one particular knight rise). Maybe that the resemblance isn’t obvious from the first few moments, but you will see it once the action begins (and find it really exciting).

Naturally, you end up getting a kinky and nasty double blowjob which encapsulates the youthful desire and innocence of Samantha Joons, and the perverted experience of Gabrielle Gucci. You’re in for a real treat, and the passion these babes exude is something that can’t be expressed into words – well, they do say something, but their lines are clearly aimed at Czech-speaking audiences.

Next up, get ready for some intense cowgirl riding with these beauties.

The MILF gets the lion’s share and expresses her dominance through her priority: she gets to ride you first in reverse cowgirl position, and the moans she utters clearly point out to a rewarding process which really cools down her desire. Samantha does support her with some caressing, but her main duty seems to be that of seducing you: being the less experienced one in the room, and the one who can’t outperform a MILF, she uses every weapon in her youthful arsenal to make sure she’s desired and memorable.

This film features the perfect blending of youthful energy and MILF-like experience. Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

The situation hasn’t seemed like much of a competition so far: but Samantha Joons’ behavior, the way she kisses you and whispers in your ear, is the clear mark of profound and insatiable desire. She wants you, and she just can’t wait for the moment when you grab her by the hips and allow her to enclose every inch of your penis into her moist and welcoming vagina. Samantha wants you to make her yours.

That’s exactly why the young skinny babe begins to moan harder and smile a lot more than her partner when she gets to ride you. Also, her position of choice is cowgirl, which means that she’s facing you and she allows you to see how her small natural tits bounce, and how she fixates you with desire-sparkling glances. It seems as if Samantha has a greater intensity and a higher sex drive than her MILF friend, even though she lacks the experience. Sometimes passion can replace any other quality or asset, and this Czech sweetheart is really into you. It’s really shivering-inducing to see such an authentic hunger for cock.

And all of these statements aren’t meant to undermine or devalue the performance of Gabrielle Gucci. This MILF has all the confidence and the passion of a mature woman, and her body and her tattoos tell a story of their own. Many times you will wonder just how she ended up getting so much ink under her skin and what really marked her in her interesting life. But regardless of her reasons, considerations, and appearances, Gabrielle puts on a solid performance and shows a genuine passion for cock. It just goes to show that the sexual appetite doesn’t diminish with age, it just evolves and grows into something deeper and more meaningful.

“Samantha Joons and Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore” by CzechVR gets a meritorious 8.5 out of 10. It’s great, it’s exciting, and it has its memorable moments. However, it is not by any means one of the greatest films in the genre.

First of all, the film leaves me wishing I could have gotten more from this experience: some cowgirl riding, blowjobs, and kisses might be very exciting, but there is always room for some improvement. If there were some missionary and doggystyle to observe how the babes react and give them a more proper satisfaction, then the grade of this film would have improved by a point. Maybe that keeping it short and sweet is a good idea, but it’s just like that superhero film with a generic and underdeveloped villain: too short and too predictable. There is some room for improvement and I trust CzechVR that they will find a way to improve their overall output.

The film was great, but there’s always room for improvement. Image credit: Samantha Joons & Gabrielle Gucci Hardcore

Secondly, I wish there was some sort of narrative about the passion of the babes, how they ended up together, and what it is that they seek from such kinky threesomes. Sure, there are some Czech dialogues that I couldn’t quite understand, but nothing suggests that any kind of story is involved. It felt just like playful teasing (which served its purpose well), but it could have been greater.

In spite of these drawbacks, I have to praise CzechVR for being able to pull it off with a couple of beautiful and passionate ladies. They really don’t need any big names and hype to produce your ideal Saturday evening delight, and this is quite admirable. I hope that they keep their passion and drive for the VR business, and keep on releasing great films. After all, their country provides a lot of beauty and talent to work with, so all they have to do is to keep their eyes open.