VR Porn Threesome Reviews #93: Tits or Ass? The Rational Choice Dilemma

Image credit: T & A

Here’s a heated debate that you can start on a Sunday night while you’re hanging out with your friends: would you rather have enormous soft and milky tits, or is a round bouncy and bubbly ass the perfect sexual fantasy of your fancy?

Just like in economic theory, you have two reversely-proportional mega ends that can almost never get scored simultaneously, getting a lady with perfect tits and a masterpiece of an ass is a one-in-a-million kind of search with even lower chances of getting into bed. Accordingly, when we pick women, we usually observe the grandiosely beautiful shape of either their magnificent boobs or their impressive butts.

It all comes down to preference most of the times, and guys tend to refer to themselves as either “ass man” or “boobs man”, depending on the body part that they prefer and fantasize most about. However, what if there really was a way to have them both at the same time without making any kind of amends or thinking about compromise?

The inquiry regarding the preference for either tits or ass can lead to a never-ending debate. Luckily, NaughtyAmericaVR gives us the freedom to have both! Image credit: Spring Break The Prelude 2017

That’s a wonderful scenario that seems very unlikely to happen. First of all, where do you find a lady who has it all? Secondly, how are you going to get her in bed and make sure that you take advantage of her great assets in a steamy round of restless humping and squeezing?

Well, nobody said that you can’t have a threesome with two ladies who possess, in turns, the dreamy ass and the jaw-dropping tits. This way, you don’t have to occupy your mind with the dilemma “which one should I first mark with my hands and cock?” and you get a clear choice between ass and tits: one that you can change at any time and that provides you immense amounts of satisfaction, arousal, and pleasure.

Are you ready to have that threesome that only your wildest dreams can conceive? Well, just put on your VR headset and get ready to have your mind blown!

“T & A” by NaughtyAmericaVR

Now this has to be the greatest title in all of VR porn: it’s short, it’s abbreviated in a way that makes it coded and PG-friendly (if you pronounce it in front of your kids, they might think about the pro wrestling division TNA), and it gives away the most important details about the action that you’re about to experience: two sweet angels descend from the Heavens and show you just what it’s like to have the perfect sexual adventure.

If you could only choose one, which would it be? Actually, mark that out and don’t waste your time overthinking it. You can have both! Image credit: T & A

If we approach the matter based on previous experiences with the studio, then we should totally expect NaughtyAmericaVR to spoil us once again with some excellent action and live up to every expectation that we might have in the back of our minds. The disappointing part is that the focus on the plot has been diminished, and today’s film has only basic parts from the narrative.

But let’s look on the bright side: you share the couch with two of the hottest models in the porn industry, the world-renown Ava Addams and Rachel Starr! The distribution of special features and assets (no pun intended) is made accordingly: the French MILF goddess has the jaw-dropping and drool-inducing big triple-D breasts, whilst the blue-eyed Texan lady Rachel is the owner of such a great piece of ass that its presence could start and end wars.

One remark that has to be made about the unbelievable curves and shapes that these women flaunt is that neither the tits of Ava Addams, nor the cheeky ass of Rachel Starr is natural: the former has received a breast-augmentation surgery that inflated her delicious tits to increase their degree of jaw-droppingness, and the latter is a proud owner of ass implants (and likewise has fake tits).

However, natural or not, the fun bags and spank-pads of the two porn legends are inviting and delicious. There won’t be a moment when you’ll think to yourself: “Ava’s tits look so fake that I’m turned off by the whole action.” On the contrary, plastic surgery has its most triumphant day, as the recipients of enlargement treatments are some of the most gorgeous specimens on the planet.

What can the lady with the perfect tits and the goddess with the most irresistible ass want from you? Well, take a guess!

If their outwardly great curves haven’t convinced you, and you don’t have a massive boner by now, then this clearly isn’t the film for you and you might just want to ask for a medical doctor’s expertise. Ava and Rachel are straight down to business and completely willing to deliver and satisfy.

When Rachel Starr shows passion and lust, Ava Addams responds with a more commanding and domineering attitude. Oh, how beautifully they complement each other! Image credit: T & A

And I’m well-aware that I’ve spent quite a lot of time praising the unique asset that each lady has, so I will add this: there is no principle regarding how the beautiful curves are distributed and one great body part doesn’t imply that the rest of it is ugly. As a matter of fact, Ava Addams has a terrific ass even though it’s the tits that make her stand out the most, and Rachel Starr has a totally sweet pair of hooters despite the mystical laws of attraction gravitating around her butt.

What can these women want from you? Well, let’s just say that they are extremely hungry for cock and you are exactly the kind of guy that they fancy in order to have their kinky fantasies fulfilled. You catch their attention with your looks while you’re in the pool, and then they become all yours on the living room couch. Oh, if only the seduction game was always this simple and generous in terms of rewards!

Once you find yourself sitting comfortably on the couch, Ava Addams will take full advantage of her enormous but beautiful enhanced tits and rub your long thick cock in a relaxing titty fuck. However, this is only the warm-up for what’s about to happen. You’re in for a real treat and you may not even realize it properly at this point.

On the couch, you’re going to have all sorts of cowgirl intercourse with Rachel Starr and Ava Addams. Once you’re invited to have fun on the floor, though, you will engage in more intense missionary and doggy style pounding.

Here’s the absolute climax part of the film in one still image: Rachel gives you a sight of both her tits and her ass. How can you not love her? Image credit: T & A

Seduction comes with a great price and responsibility: you have to make sure that the ladies who fall for you end up feeling happy and satisfied. You know that if you do a good job, there’s a likeliness for the affair to be repeated (or since you’re wearing a VR helmet while having the experience, can replay the film at any time). But seriously now, you become the subject of the uninterrupted attention from two of the most successful adult performers on the planet. This would be satisfying even if you just read the synopsis for the action.

Thankfully, you’re able to see and hear just what Rachel Starr and Ava Addams are willing to do. And for women in their mid-30s, they have an incredible energy and drive. They appear to be consummate professionals while approaching the cock, but still find some time to seek innovative positions and techniques for your personal enjoyment.

The moment that pretty much legitimizes and explains why the film is called “T & A” is the glorious instance when Rachel Starr has her “Actually, what if I do this?” moment and rides the hard meat pole in an interesting sideways cowgirl position that shows off both her ass and her well-rounded tits. This way, you get to enjoy the best of both worlds and have yet another fantasy fulfilled!

Rachel might be the one with the perfect and extremely desirable ass, but Ava has a great piece too! Image credit: T & A

What is also remarkable about the hardcore action is the way in which positions show off the best features that each pornstar has to show off: Ava Addams rides in a classic cowgirl position to let you see how her huge tits bounce, whilst Rachel Starr uses reverse cowgirl to practically twerk on top of your cock and let you see how the butt cheeks get worked by her gravity-defying effort.

In missionary and doggy style, though the roles are a little more egalitarian, you can still enjoy the specificities of each lady and decide for yourself if you would rather have the busty French girl or the round-assed American. This is the real rational choice dilemma that Naughty America excellently puts forward, and I’m sure that it will stick in the back of our mind for quite some time.

NaughtyAmericaVR has delivered yet another great title that takes the basics and enhances them with the right attitude and the use of arousing dialogue. Though it puts us in a difficult decisional position, “T & A” is an excellent piece that’s worthy of a 9.6/10 rating.

In terms of beauty, immersion, and acting, the film is top-notch and on par with all the other titles with legendary status. Furthermore, the action is absolutely mind-blowing, innovative with the use of sideways cowgirl position, and satisfying enough to make up for the lack of a narrative side. However, all throughout the film, I thought about how great it would have all been if there were just some small bits of plot development.

Are you on the T or on the A side of the debate? Let us all know in the comments. Image credit: T & A

When you have two excellent English speakers who could just as well turn on millions of people with their voices, it’s truly a sin to not exploit all of their talents and capabilities. Because beyond the slutty attitudes they show on camera, Rachel Starr and Ava Addams are mature women whose psychology as participants to a sexual gathering is staggering. The MILF-like aura that surrounds them, accompanied by the natural way in which they act, tells a story all by itself.

And it’s a pity that Naughty America has played it safe this time by not incorporating some kind of fantasy storyline to keep up hooked. While it’s true that tits and ass will always do the trick in virtual reality porn, we can always ask for more and make sure that the VR genre remains the high-quality avant-garde movement that everyone desires to become a part of.

Thanks to its attention to the sexual details and the individual enthusiasm that Ava and Rachel project, this is certainly a film that every enthusiast should watch. You might not solve the “tits or ass” inquiry, but you’re spending a memorably great time trying.