VR Porn Threesome Reviews #96: Kill Bill!

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In the last 25 years of film history, very few Hollywood directors have changed the industry as much as Quentin Tarantino has. At 54 years old, the American film crafter from Knoxville, Tennessee is one of the most accomplished and highly praised individuals in the world of cinema. His style and way of telling of stories have masterfully blended into the mainstream, and it’s thanks to him that the cheesiness of B-movies looks so cool and badass.

After all, there is a reason that he won awards from the American Film Academy (the famous and sought-after Oscar), the Cannes Film Festival (the prestigious Palme d’Or), the National Society of Film, The British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA), and even The Hollywood Foreign Press Association (the Golden Globe). Nobody can turn a bloody scene into a comedic moment, highlight small talk, and tell twisted but intertwined stories like Quentin Tarantino.

“Kill Bill” was a massive hit back in 2003. Luckily, we now have a VR porn version of the Tarantino classic. Image credit: Andrew Cooper, Miramax Films.

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, and The Hateful Eight are probably the best-known and most notable works of the American director. They have all received rave reviews and nearly unanimous appreciation, but only one of them meant so much for Tarantino that it was continued with a sequel: the 2003 violent flick that stars Uma Thurman, Kill Bill: Volume 1 (with Volume 2 being released in 2004).

The film, which follows the overly bloody and gruesome story of a woman who seeks revenge, has been described by Steve Isaac of Plugged In as the one that turns “Pulp Fiction” (the film that used to be considered as the most violent yet) into a Disney flick. That’s supposed to say a lot about the world Tarantino brings to life.

But here’s the good news that isn’t about a brief history of contemporary cinema: now we have a VR porn flick that builds upon the Kill Bill universe without spilling an ounce of blood! It’s all about making love and exploring sexuality in ways that only female assassins can. So what are you waiting for? Join in for the fun!

“Fuck Bill: Volume XXX” by VRCosplayX

By virtue of the virtual reality studio that specializes in cosplay adult content, we now have a clear and profoundly satisfying depiction of Quentin Tarantino’s bloody universe. Which is absolutely mind-blowing if you’re a movie buff who took the time to watch and study the works of the American director. However, if you’re just a virtual reality porn enthusiast with very little or no knowledge about “Kill Bill”, then you can still enjoy the hardcore experience depicted. It is advised, though, that you watch the movie as soon as you can (and then return to give this another view)!

Nothing in this world is more manly and empowering than dominating two lady assassins who can have any regular fellow killed within seconds. Image credit: Fuck Bill

Tarantino has done an impressively great job at turning Uma Thurman into the ultimate femme fatale of the 1990s and early 2000s: the actress plays some of the most badass and empowering female roles in the history of cinema! Naturally, given her supermodel looks and the strong character traits that she displays on screen, it’s quite easy to have a crush on her and wish that you were Marcellus Wallace (her spouse from “Pulp Fiction”) or Bill (the man she tries to kill in the two “Kill Bill” films).

VRCosplayX had a really tough job at finding somebody who can embody all the qualities of Uma Thurman, but their casting team seems to have accomplished the task with excellence: the young American pornstar Jessa Rhodes was chosen to bring to life The Bride and expose the sexual nature we could never quite see with Uma Thurman.

Conversely, the stunning Japanese MILF Marica Hase plays the role of an assassin whose skills are put on trial. Before being accepted into an organization that resembles that of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad from the original film, she has to pass the initiation phase. Clearly, the role is molded with Lucy Liu’s O-Ren Ishii character in mind, but the studio couldn’t use the trademarked content of Miramax and had to become creative.

In the first couple of minutes of film, the atmosphere and feel of the scene is incredibly close to something Quentin Tarantino himself would produce

For a porn knockoff, this is actually impressive. The scenery is adequate for the scene, the costumes are spot-on, and the music does the trick of bringing you memories from Tarantino Films. Furthermore, there are bits of dialogue that describe the initiation: The Bride (creatively renamed as Beatrice) is about to evaluate the skills of an Asian assassin wannabe, for the sake of deciding if she is fit to be accepted into the organization. O-Ren Ishii, whose name is now Gogo Yubari, looks at you in an innocent way while wearing her cute schoolgirl outfit.

Just keep in mind that this is the initiation of Marica Hase’s Lucy Liu-inspired character, Gogo Yubari. If she keeps up, she can become an assassin. Image credit: Fuck Bill

Clearly, the plot of the “Kill Bill” films isn’t followed in any way, as this is more of a stylistic and atmospheric tribute to the cult classic. The dialogues aren’t very great either, but they retain some of that cheesiness that gets elevated in a masterful way by the flanging Western-style music. It might be a pretentious way of saying that it seems so bad that it gets good, but then again that’s how Tarantino’s works feel like too!

Now let’s skip the technicalities for which the studio certainly deserves a lot of praise, and focus on the sex action and the performers. First of all, we’re talking about a film that, throughout its 30 minutes, glorifies the cowgirl position to the highest degree possible. You will be screwing both the pretty blue-eyed blonde Jessa Rhodes and the mysteriously-cute Japanese assassin-wannabe Marica Hase in very intense ways, but only while they’re on top.

Yes, the sexual contact is preceded by the canonical series of blowjobs, and the screwing itself is subject to some seriously satisfying masturbation with a dildo, kissing, caressing, and lesbian love-making. It might not be a very well-known fact, but lady assassins are very keen on each other’s bodies and will devour each other as ways of showing respect.

The beauty of the cowgirl variations is that you have them in an outdoors setting, as well as inside a cozy living room

You just can’t go wrong with an early sex scene in the garden. Outdoors humping is a serious benchmark in evaluating future assassins! Image credit: Fuck Bill

VRCosplayX’s effort certainly deserves extra points for changing between three different backgrounds and settings: the front door of a dojo house where the early sword duel takes place between the assassins, the rocky garden where the first part of the hardcore action takes place, and the fireplace-heated living room that takes everything to the extreme.

The truth is that, if you’re watching this without having seen “Kill Bill”, then it’s very unlikely that you will enjoy the first few minutes of the film. But once the hardcore action takes over, the experience is pretty much like the one from every other VR threesome, with the exception that the costumes are permanent reminders of the setting and plot. There are certainly lots of elements that can please any porn enthusiast, but complete enjoyment belongs to those who have watched Tarantino’s bloody masterpiece.

The immersive environment and the accurate costumes are exactly what the film needs to tell the Kill Bill-inspired story, but it’s the actresses who sell the whole story and to a pretty damn good job while they’re at it

Much like Uma Thurman, Jessa Rhodes plays a great femme fatale role. Image credit: Fuck Bill

Jessa Rhodes does an incredible job as she’s trying to project that confident femme fatale attitude, and her looks can be described as somewhat more appealing than those of Uma Thurman in her prime. Sure, Jessa isn’t the leggy blonde with supermodel looks, but a bombshell who can twist the mind of every man whom she looks at. Her sexual performance is spot-on and very faithful to the spirit of The Bride’s character. If Uma was to do a porn based on The Bride, she would approach the psychology very similarly.

On the other hand, Marica Hase contrasts the more dominant attitude of Jessa with sheer perverted innocence. Everything from her outfit, the way that she smiles, and the way she moves will compel you to forget about all the assassin shenanigans. And that’s actually what an assassin would want you to believe through her presence and story: she’s harmful, cute, witty, and cunning. Marica manages to display all of these qualities and counters the more alpha presence of Jessa with grace.

“Fuck Bill” is a gem among virtual reality porn films, as it successfully enacts the spirit, attitudes, and atmosphere of the Quentin Tarantino classic without compromising much on the sex parts. For the high-quality sex it depicts, the movie gets a meritorious 9.5/10

I feel like this film could have been perfect, but there are some small drawbacks that keep it from achieving its potential greatness. First of all, there isn’t much diversity in terms of sexual positions, which means that for longer than 25 minutes you will watch the same cowgirl-reverse cowgirl variations, but in different backgrounds.

Maybe that we never saw Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu in a threesome with Bill, but I guess that the replacements are equally great. Image credit: Fuck Bill

Secondly, after the second act, there is very little effort to keep the atmosphere consistent. As a matter of fact, if you skip directly to the middle of the film, you will simply assume that this is just another VR threesome without anything special to offer. And this perception is completely wrong, as VRCosplayX have put a lot of effort into channeling Tarantino’s spirit, but didn’t really insist on it.

Thirdly, as a fan of “Kill Bill”, I wish there were more witty references to the films, as a way of rewarding geekiness. I regard the cosplay genre as a geek-oriented branch of adult entertainment, so the writing of the scenes should be tailored for the target audience. Maybe that there is such content, but I just didn’t get the references – but this only strengthens my point that the emphasis should have been stronger.

So how can a film that receives so much criticism still get a 9.5/10 rating? Well, it’s just that damn good and achieves everything that great VR threesomes are known for. Before being a porn production, it’s an immersive experience that transports you into a different time and space. And you just have to see it for yourself in order to really understand its greatness.

It’s the films like this one that makes us wonder: “Will there going to be a sequel?” If “Kill Bill” has an equally violent follow-up, then “Fuck Bill” deserves an even more erotic experience with assassin ladies. I hope you’re reading this, VRCosplayX!