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Wanna talk about one of the most disappointing events in a married man’s wife? Well, birthdays are one of those annual series of moments that actually get worse, more predictable and more dull. Both you and your spouse are stuck in your adult routine, part of the spark that used to fuse your relationship slowly fades, and there comes a point in your lives when there really isn’t much that you can do to bring something new and spice things up.
Think about Breaking Bad’s Walter White and how his 50th birthday was a complete disappointment from pretty much every point of view and not even the surprise party that his family threw could really make him happy. Fortunately, you’re not him and you don’t have to go through all the bad experiences. Furthermore, this is the magical world of VR porn and every small event, as futile and irrelevant as it might look, leads to intensely memorable sex.
Your wife’s special birthday gift for you is a treat with a gorgeous mistress she brought herself. Image credit: Birthday Threesome
So if you feel as if the thrill is gone in regards to your sex life in a relationship, it might be a good idea to add up to the complexity of the erotic equation by bringing another partner to help you rediscover passion. But since the scenario is really unlikely in most couples and such an action would feel like cheating or some kind of offensive statement in regards to their abilities in bed. That’s exactly why virtual reality porn is a lot more convenient, as it allows you to visualize events you would otherwise merely imagine, but in ways that still look dreamy and too good to be true.
Would you like to live the perfect birthday experience with the ideal open-minded wife and the gorgeous mistress who becomes your little treat? You can’t go wrong with nailing your wife and a woman she brings just for you! That’s why you should be reaching for your VR headset in order to watch this one. And if it really is your birthday, then you are bound to enjoy this much more.
“Birthday Threesome” by WankzVR
Before moving on to scrutinize the most important parts of this 33-minute long sensual VR experience, it should be noted that the film dates from February 26th, 2016: a time when immersive adult entertainment was still in its first days, the diversity on the market was a lot lower, and the boundaries of this innovative medium were still waiting to be pushed. Consequently, this review will be more gentle on the drawbacks of the film, in an attempt to put WankzVR’s opus in the context of its times.
We can all agree on the evolution of the VR threesome, and it’s quite exciting to see how far we’ve come. But if you were to celebrate your birthday around early 2016, this particular experience would have been the ultimate cutting-edge sex gift. Just think about it for a little while: when Wankz decided to release “Birthday Threesome”, neither the Oculus Rift nor the HTC Vive were available to the masses. It took another couple of months for the two most advanced virtual reality headsets to appear on the electronic store shelves. Which means that you could only watch this on a Gear VR or Google Cardboard solution (unless, of course, you were one of the lucky folks who could get their hands on early Oculus or Vive prototypes), without even being able to see it at its highest image quality!
However, “Birthday Threesome” still manages to be top-notch, exciting, and fresh, to the extent that it still looks and feels great 18 months later. Part of the merit goes to the excellent casting and the intimate and involving way in which the actresses do their job. Alix Lynx, the gorgeous blue-eyed New Yorker doll plays the role of your kinky and supportive wife whose open-mindedness makes her offer you the ultimate birthday gift. Instead of the conventional birthday sex the two of you would usually have, she brings a more experienced blonde woman from Utah to help her offer you the ultimate orgasm. Her name is Christie Stevens and she’s as wild and relentless as every mistress should be.
Alix Lynx and Christie Stevens aren’t just great sex workers, they’re also excellent actresses who will permanently grab your attention with their dirty talk and outspoken personalities.
Worshipping your cock is only part of their duty. Simultaneously, they make love to each other and arouse you with their outspoken sensual nature. Image credit: Birthday Threesome
One of the main points of criticism that I address in my reviews is the lack of communication which sometimes makes the whole experience feel alienating: if you don’t really feel like you’re in that room enjoying the orgasmic debauchery with the gorgeous women, then that’s a big problem and you might be wasting your time with the wrong film. Fortunately, Alix and Christie nail their performances flawlessly and beautifully.
As a wife, Alix appears to be both generous and perverted. In her early monologue, she implies that the two of you have had discussions about bringing a third partner in bed just to have some more fun, which means that the enjoyment doesn’t belong only to you. You might be getting a birthday gift, but you’re soon about to discover that the enjoyment is mutual. Your perfect wife also has lesbian tendencies and seems to like sharing your big hard cock with a stranger, just to show off her prowess and exert her dominance.
Christie Stevens is also remarkable as a mistress, as she conveniently allows the younger and lesser experienced Alix to control her. It’s pretty clear who employed whom for this gig and it makes sense that the one who made the proposal becomes the dominant side. But Christie still retains a degree of innocent and genuine reactions to the situation, as she will moan while you pound her and then gently make love to your sultry wife like she’s really involved in this affair. You’ll never know what your wife had negotiated with this petite, busty and tattooed mistress, but you can determine from the context what the terms might have involved.
The bad news is that you only get blowjobs, cowgirl riding, and reverse cowgirl thrusting. The good news is that they’re all very high quality and massively exciting.
Your wife shows the mistress how it’s done. Image credit: Birthday Threesome
It’s pretty unfair to use today’s standards for sexual positions diversity in VR porn for a release that came more than out a year and a half ago. But the way these cowgirl variations are used can put to shame lots of other films where you screw in every position imaginable, but never seem to feel anything for the ladies. At least here you know that Alix is supposed to be your wife and (she partially acts like a regular one, just to make it look believable), and Christie plays the role of that highly sexual mistress who brings back the passion and the drive in your marriage.
The sex scenes are a real delight for your eyes and ears. Not only that the two blondes are stunningly-beautiful and move like sex goddesses, but they also have really pleasant and arousing voices that they make excellent use of. They moan when you pound them hard, they show excitement when they finally get to fulfill their fantasies, and they talk to you and to each other in ways that will absolutely blow your mind.
And there’s a huge difference between having just an early narrative that gets abandoned as soon as the sex begins, and carrying on with your plot throughout the whole length of the movie. “Birthday Threesome” does the latter and every single moment of it feels profoundly and unquestionably awesome. You will believe that it’s your birthday and you’re getting spoiled by your wife just because the story keeps on getting told until the very end, and the dialogue exchanges make it all very believable. Acting is a must in such an immersive medium and WankzVR has known it from their earliest days.
From the early monologue of Alix Lynx and all the way to the splashing finale, “Birthday Threesome” is an early masterpiece of virtual reality adult entertainment and it deserves a lot of praise for what it gets right. That’s why the final grade is a well-deserved 9.7/10, with the mention that back in the day this would have been a perfect 10!
Who wouldn’t love to have such a gorgeous, sweet, caring, and generous wife who brings a mistress for a threesome on your birthday? Image credit: Birthday Threesome
Without a question, this is the birthday gift that millions of men must dream about every year, even though most of the times the wives aren’t included in the fantasy. And the fact that WankzVR has made it available so early in the lifespan of the VR technology only goes to show that the demand for such an immersive experience was so high that it just had to be produced and released.
Certainly, the greatest asset of “Birthday Threesome” is the excellent casting and the stellar story-telling that carries on all throughout the film. Alix Lynx and Christie Stevens know exactly what to do and how to make sure that you’re going to have the greatest birthday treat ever, and their chemistry will drive you mad. They aren’t just pleasuring you, they’re being a little selfish too by thinking about their own orgasms. And this obvious mutuality makes it all look realistic, believable, and much more kinky.
Even though this is an early VR threesome release, it still ranks among the elite films and it proves that sex positions and gimmicks aren’t everything. Sometimes a minimal round of pounding that gets accompanied by great storytelling and stellar acting will get the job done a lot better than a lengthy session of all-inclusive sex that basically feels alienating due to not telling any kind of story. The narrative is a key element in everything that tries to be involving, personal, and intimate, and that’s why adult entertainment in virtual reality requires it so badly. Everyone has a lesson to learn from this film, as it proves that even the early days offered content that would put to shame some of the more recent releases. And it’s especially recommended for memorable birthday gifts.
I wish these blondes can give me a b’day surprise as well
I dream for such a wife, so much understanding lol