Marvel Comics – Bad, Bad Luck (A XXX Parody)

“You’re having the worst luck. You wrecked your new car driving Felicity to your anniversary date, putting you in the hospital, and then you lost your job DUE to being in the hospital. This is following a stem of unrelated things going wrong, and you can’t quite let it go!

At least you have Felicity around to make everything better. Girlfriend by day, leather clad heroine by night, you get the best of both worlds WHENEVER you want it. And after all this bad luck, you want it.”