It’s always tough to spend time away from April. She’s the ideal girlfriend. When you meet someone who is smart, sexy, and who has the sex drive of a Siberian tiger in heat, you don’t let them go, even if you have to go on long business trips throughout the year and turn down the temptations of sex with foreign women. April knows that keeping in touch is of paramount importance, which is why she video calls you every night to sync up on a sexual level. Besides, how can you think about any other girls when you see those huge DD titties bouncing up and down in front of you on a nightly basis? Not to mention the way she looks at you through those thick-framed glasses.